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@HellenicVibes man aellas bday party was shortly after i joined x, i dont want these bodies

Each woman you recognize in this picture is 100 bodies

@iam_preethi This is fine

A study of nearly 5,000 parents found that mothers sleep quality stays lower than fathers for up to 6 years after the first baby, even after the child is sleeping through the night. Wild... but I totally believe it. Every mom knows this. After having a baby, your sleep changes. You spend more time in lighter sleep and your brain stays partially alert even while you are asleep. Babies make subtle noises and small movements before they actually cry, and your brain picks up on those and starts waking you before the full cry starts. It almost feels psychic. Once your brain learns to listen for your baby, it does not seem to fully stop.

@ReedTimmerUSA Is this revenge for what Ohio did to Harambe?

GORILLA HAIL THREAT maximizes today from Peoria, Illinois through Toledo, Ohio this late afternoon and evening! We expect elevated supercells to erupt by 4-6 pm across northern Indiana and expand across the enhanced risk zone. Any dominant supercells that can steamroll southeast into the warm air will have a chance of a #tornado or two, especially around 7-9 pm. We are activating storm chase mode

@TheOnlyDSC Little does she know that due to the nature of physics he didn't actually touch her

>gets in a cop’s face calling him “Bitch” >cop pushes back to protect himself >she kicks the cop between the legs >immediately plays the victim card

baby is no longer safe in the bouncer

@shekelmanc64 @eigenrobot she was for the streets (it was vehicular manslaughter)

@sigmaund @eigenrobot That's why a couple should have a similar kill count.

body count gap relationship

@GobLoblaw @eigenrobot this is entirely accurate

@sigmaund @eigenrobot Nearly trivial to commit manslaughter and close that gap. You can just say you weren’t that into her.

@eckiam nono, you must drive out of your way to costco to save 3$. your parents will be disappointed

not me. im traveling by car all over az for the next 3 weeks. i missed the news about rising gas prices i drove by several stations thinking they were just “expensive” gas stations. thought about making a trek to costco only to find out it was $4.60 there. ended up paying $4.99

@enbismwnplgt There's one song that does it consistently for me but otherwise can't think of any

apparently it's unusual that I rarely experience chills from music. does that happen often for most people?

Are sleep regressions just babies moving themselves into uncomfortable positions

@chionogirl @orphicresonance my grandma told me i should let my 2mo baby cry it out instead of picking her up, love her but that's a bit too soon!

@orphicresonance tbf even boomers with children maintain this idea of “too much attatchment to mom”

Childless boomers will literally tell you “it’s bad that your baby knows she can cry for you to pick her up” instead of going to therapy

@eigenrobot muhammines

we should retaliate by also mining the strait. tit for tat shoot the hostage

@wrowclif Ya I gathered that, I suppose the variance in twins is probably a lot less lol

@sigmaund This was the day before the twins were born.

Weird thing about pregnancy is you just sort of forget what your wife looks like not pregnant. "I mean, that looks about right I think? That's just how people look, yea?"

@SCHIZO_FREQ Isnt this just masterbating with different steps

Friend is texting this guy and he just sent her an all-time hall-of-fame message

@eigenrobot @hradzka The educated are too idiotic to see the path clearly. It takes a true retard to know the way

ive known too many educated people to give this even the slightest credence. the chud veto is essential to our nation's survival

So this is why they demand hep vaccines for babies!

@sidewayskoyote Hmm. You mean I'm not just becoming the old "back in my day" person?

the last 25-30 odd years have seen significant system wide change in food manufacturing quality and intensity- and it's not entirely in the US. not all things all at once but it's very noticeable. This includes most meats- but especially the ones that are amenable to factory style industrialization in raising and processing (chicken, eggs, and pork esp) Reese's is claimed to have only minor shifts in recipe for the chocolate and the filling to deal with manufacturing supply chain changes- but minor changes have major effects. probably the most significant change, as with the boarder topic, is that the peanut industry has bred/engineered/selected for enhanced feedstock utility (storage, shipping, extended timelines, ease of harvest) at the expensive of flavor and texture. As with many things, this is sort of a forced tradeoff as what actually tastes good (and smells good, and feels good) is stuff that is less stable overall. It's probably extremely noticable for someone like @Pandurevich who doesn't get the daily dose and see the change in something as iconic as reese's episodically. I had the same experience with Doritos when I went back on the VA Doctor recommended diet plan for a bit to show them their results- it's just not the same as 20 years ago, even the corn smells different. other anecdotal evidence- the turkey 'allergy' my entire household at the time (multiple genetic lines and separate families) in the early 00s when the feed changed. one year we are happily buying up $0.25/pound after holiday frozen turkeys and making stews and soups and sandwiches and the next year we didn't make it through the holiday season because the quality (across the board, all brands) shifted so hard with supply chain changes. I've also discovered soy and corn free eggs recently and some brands of those I can tolerate without very much inflammation, so awesome. If you care, the changes creep into the feed store down the road, so your locally grown pork and chicken may or may not be free of .... call it "contaminated" industrial supply chains. pastured slow growth (hay burner) pork with only supplemental sweet COB or possibly wrangler 10 (iffy, but a *small* amount seems okay even with a monogastric digestive system) this is one reason why cattle stubbornly refuse to be awful- the digestive system really goes to town on inputs. (screenshot in reply because zeta randomly deletes everything)

Forgive my poor, repetitive writing. Can hardly see straight with a migraine

The idea that resigning in protest is something close "giving up their position of power for the betterment of the country" is totally retarded. Nobody besides retarded libertarians will remember joe Kent for this