Simon Southgate

@LouStagner Dave down the club knows his 3/4 swing GW lands at 95 every time. Honest. And he’s a 24 hcp.

What does this look like for 10 handicaps? Tour player results: ▶️Total shots = 12 ▶️Longest carry = 99.7 yards ▶️Shortest carry = 88.8 yards ▶️Median carry = 95.2 yards ▶️Mean carry = 94.8 yards ▶️# shots within 2 yards = 6 shots (50%) ▶️# shots within 5 yards = 10 shots (83%)

@KemiBadenoch Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Thats rich from a Tory…..

This Government has a culture of cover-ups and a problem with the truth.

Looking for Ireland vs England tickets for 2027 Six Nations - it’s on the wife’s 50 things to do in her 50s list. Just seen a pair available online at £1800. Yes, £1800 fucking pounds. I’d rather do a weekend in Budapest to be honest. (Another thing on the list) Crackers.

Absolutely superb from @chewvalleyrfc Colts today. Depleted squad with NO subs and still managed a very good win against a very good Taunton side. #upthechew

@timothy1883_ It must be so frustrating to have a chairman who’s spent millions on a quality stadium, cat1 training facilities and be challenging in the Championship. My heart bleeds. It really does.

I’ll very rarely agree with a Rees-Mogg. But on this I can see the logic. Get drilling use it to smooth out the current price spike. Then when all is good stock pile & export create a wealth fund from profits. Not an overnight solution, but will pay dividends in the future.

@bristolbluegas @KeithBrookman And the Andy Tilson MoM award goes to….. 🤣🤣

@KeithBrookman Andy Tilson, Paul Hardyman, Ian Alexander and Peter Aitken

Four former players at The Mem tonight

@RussellLane007 Nope. Big cry baby.

You don’t like Trump then !

@bristolbluegas He’s literally the most pathetic leader I’ve ever seen. The quicker America can get shot of him the better. Massive knobjocky

Who cares what the fat orange turnip thinks. He's a bafoon...

@bs4_gas I think I’m about to do the same for next season….. 😩😩

Ticket has been renewed 🙄 here’s to hoping for a better season next time around.

@TUIUK we are on taste of the tropics currently at Bequia and we have left our bag on the tender - black laptop bag with some water in it and a cap. Can this be communicated to the ship as there is no Tui rep on our tour. Cheers.

@timothy1883_ The points system stinks. It’s a great idea, but is shite and undermines the ST purchase.

@timothy1883_ Glad I’m missing that one!!

@bristolbluegas @brimmo_ My boys spoke with him/other players at Swindon (a) and he said he was still getting headaches.

@brimmo_ It does seem very odd.

The Forde absence continues to confuse.

@timothy1883_ He was a ticking timebomb. Pumped to fuck by the fiddlers. Same as the French kid whose name eludes me currently.

@timothy1883_ Paid for a holiday he did…. 🤣

@bristolbluegas Gonna says this now…. Quigley scores that.

And here's the moment I'm referring to from the terraces. If he'd have attempted to make contact that would have been a goal!

@MartinSLewis @ofgem When there’s 86p per day on standing charges, making meaningful savings is really tough. And to increase them is just wrong.

NEWS: The @Ofgem Price Cap for the 3mths starting 1 April is to FALL 6.7%, with the biggest reduction on electricity unit rates. Yet unprecedently the rates of the cheapest FIXES will fall too. Here's my quick briefing... New 1 April Price Cap average UK direct debit rates: - Elec unit rate 24.67p/kWh (was 27.69p) DOWN 10.9% - Elec standing charge 57.21p/day (was 54.75p) UP 4.5% - Gas unit rates 5.74p/kWh (was 5.93p) DOWN 3.2% - Gas standing charge 29.09p/day (was 35.09p) DOWN 17.1% For illustration someone on the rather meaningless Ofgem typical rate will see their annual equivalent cost drop by £117 - though of course this is a three month cap. The biggest savings will be for higher electricity users. The Price Cap is only on firms Standard Variable Tariffs (which over 60% of homes are), the default ones you're on if you've never switched or your fix deal ended and you did nothing. If you're fixed, or on a special tariff. You're not on the Price Cap Q. Why is this happening? Most of the reduction is because two Policy costs have been taken off bills (ECO scheme ended, and for three years 75% of Renewable obligation will be shifted to general taxation). This is the govt's '£150 off bills' (though in reality its a reduction in unit rates so the exact amount saved depends on usage), without this we'd have seen bills rise, which is why the actual effect is under £150. Though importantly these changes are in effect now so the impact of the reduction will last far beyond the April Cap. Q. What's happening to fixes? Most existing FIXED deals will also fall on 1 April with the cheapest dropping typically 7% to 9% (usage dependent). This unprecedented move is because the change is due to the policy costs which come off all bills. Its only 'most' because some smaller companies were exempt from the ECO scheme so the reduction on their fixes will be smaller (as they weren't on it so scrapping it doesn't change anything there). Q. Is it time to fix if I'm on the Price Cap? That's by far the simplest way to save. The cheapest fixes currently are 14% less than the current price cap. And as they will drop in April by in many cases more than the price cap that differential will remain. As your cheapest depends on usage and location, use a comparison site like cheapenergyclub.com There are other options too, for lower users EDF has a price cap tracker which matches the rate but £100 off standing charges for a year (and via MSE you also can get £70 cashback). Plus there are EV tariffs and sophisticated user time of use tariffs worth checking out. Q. What's the Price Cap prediction for the rest of the year? As the reduction of policy costs is ongoing, the April Cap is new bench-line. While its still crystal ball gazing the further out you go, most analysts are predicting it will stay within a couple of percent of that level for the rest of the year. PS This applies to Eng, Scot & Wales. Not Northern Ireland

@ContractorCalc Surely there is enough data on earnings to run some industry specific models showing repayments timeframes and amounts?

“Assume constant salary” is where this maths goes wrong. And we should be highlighting number of years to pay off.

@timothy1883_ It was fully of effort for sure.