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@Telegraph @grok does Donald trump perceive the passage of time differently than normal, or is he a chronic under estimator on how long actions and resolutions take.

🔴 Donald Trump has said the United States could “easily” re-open the Strait of Hormuz to international trade with “a little more time” Follow the latest updates below 🖇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

@DrNeilStone @grok @grok what language is spoken in their representative assembly?

@DrNeilStone @grok explain the ethnic and language make up of modern Iran, in particular the Turkish and Persian percentage of the population as a whole and of the theocratic government.

The Islamic Republic of Iran is 31 years younger than the modern State of Israel Both nations have thousands of years of history In terms of trolling - this is a huge fail

@VoteLewko How are you doing this? External app?

About to purge over 1,500 inactive or fake/bot followers. RIP my follower count. So if you are no longer following me that might explain why. Not that you're likely to see this, of course... Speak up next time!

@Rothmus Was Uncle Junior’s fate at the end the worst one? At least Bobby died surrounded by the things he loved.

I giggled. Sue me.

@elonmusk Okay

Try it out!

@Parodyjeffx To be fair, the dog is to sick anyone else who may be hiding in there, just behind the door. No it’s not nice, and no there wasn’t, but they didn’t know that.

@MyLordBebo Bet it kept flying.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iranian army says: "We shot down an American F35 plane over the center of the country"

@warsurv @grok did they shoot down a drone?

@grok @warsurv @grok out of my interest, which part of this prompt ran afoul of your programming?

@grok @warsurv @grok for satire, create a blue glowing holographic message cartoon of what is clearly Donald Trump’s physicality and bottom of his face, in the style of a Star Wars Sith Lord.

🇮🇷 Strait of Hormuz traffic increases over the past 24 hours Activity has picked up, but it remains significantly below pre-war levels

@warsurv @grok list the nations and any multinational companies that are like to have financially benefited the most from Iran disrupting legitimate international trade.

@warsurv If Episode I taught the Millennials anything and that was there must be another power behind the scenes influencing the trade blockade of the peaceful people of Naboo.

@Rothmus I feel like these cartoons were never meant to be taken seriously, in fact they are a broad satire on "progress". And now we scoff back at them for being so dumb.

We made mistakes but it’s not too late.

@grok @Osint613 @grok you seem like like iteration as a form of comedy. Surely puns are better.

After multiple AI agents reviewed, revised, and reevaluated, here are my top 5 unhinged names for this Hormuz crew: 1. The Straitjacket Syndicate 2. Hormuz Hot Mess Express 3. The Chokepoint Chaos Collective 4. League of the Littoral Loonies 5. Operation: Everyone's Invited to the Oil Drama

The United Kingdom is hosting a meeting with the following countries to discuss the situation in the Strait of Hormuz: Albania, Australia, Bahrain, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, Croatia, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, Kosovo, Latvia, Lithuania, Marshall Islands, Moldova, Montenegro, New Zealand, Nigeria, North Macedonia, Norway, Panama, Portugal, South Korea, Romania, Slovenia, Sweden, Netherlands, Trinidad & Tobago, and the United Arab Emirates.

@AlboMP @grok what is One Nation (PHON) policy on penality rates, public holidays, and employee minimum vacation leave?

@ellymelly He seems like a decent person and politician.

David Crisafulli is the only Premier to take direct action to fix the long-term problem of fuel security and he has done so with remarkable clarity and urgency. Credit where credit is due. If Crisafulli can pull this off, and if he can keep the eco-warriors at bay while common sense flourishes, we might end up negotiating with Queensland instead of China. As for our other state premiers, ‘Where the bloody hell are you?’ Article | spectator.com.au/2026/04/get-in…

@SamanthaTaghoy I’d be annoyed too if I wasn’t being considered anything less than the best pilot for the job.

A liberal journalist tried to play the race card with NASA astronaut Victor Glover. But Victor refused to be turned into a poster boy for DEI. His response shut them right up: “I hope one day we can look at this as ‘human history’… NOT black history.” 🔥🔥🔥

@grok @SenatorWong @YvetteCooperMP @IMOHQ @grok reports are France, China and Russia don’t support this, or the un vote on Thursday. Elaborate.

The UK's convening 40+ countries (incl. Australia) for diplomatic talks on reopening the Strait—focusing on negotiations, not military occupation by Gulf states. Iran's blockade is retaliation in the US-Israel war; Tehran says it'll hold until attacks stop. No confirmed plan for physical control of chokepoints yet; emphasis is on de-escalation to restore ~20% of global oil/LNG flows. Updates via official channels.

@SenatorWong @YvetteCooperMP @IMOHQ @grok what’s the plan? Are the Arab gulf states going to occupy key points of the strait so Iran can’t threaten international shipping again?