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The end of the rainbow is…the Ohio river hooters

@tnoieNDI @NDmbb If that's the lineup I'm losing a bet that this guy isn't going to start both of his kids who will combine for 1 rebound

@NDmbb If @NDmbb played a game tonight, say, in Rome against, say, Villanova, the Irish starting lineup would look like this: PG: Braeden Smith SG: Braeden Shrewsberry WG: Ethan Roberts SF: Brady Koehler PF/C: Logan Duncomb

The fifth piece to the @NDmbb transfer portal puzzle this spring is expected to be Devin Brown, a 6-foot-6, 200-pound guard from Lewis Center, Ohio who played his freshman season at Davidson (6.4 points, 3.4 rebounds and 1.6 assists).

@Vlad0_SOL @nolangoND34 8th most wins of any D1 program, 18th highest winning percentage

@nolangoND34 Relax. ND MBB has always sucked and when they were good they were only above average. Football is what matters in South Bend.

If Notre Dame is just completely letting the MBB program die in the NIL era and giving every dollar to football, all I’m saying is I better see a National Championship trophy in South Bend very soon

@mightygrippers @JoeGoodberry wait, when did the bengals get a drafting/scouting/pro scouting staff?

@JoeGoodberry So, the Bengals have the worst drafting/scouting/pro scouting staff in the league right?

Fake injury that was very real and required surgery.

@jacksoble56 @jeffborzello @BGInews if you can let this guy get a second son on the team to consume over 800 minutes played and pull down 1 offensive rebound, you absolutely have to

According to @jeffborzello, Notre Dame fans who want a coaching change will likely be disappointed. Borzello reported this morning that there is "no appetite to make an immediate move" regarding Micah Shrewsberry. @BGInews story: on3.com/teams/notre-da…

@ClayTravis who talks like this? is your brain broken?

The US men’s hockey team has just landed in DC. They’ve been swarmed by soldiers on Andrews Air Force Base and are posing for photos and thanking them for their service. Democrats and sports media hate this.

@DrAkhilX If you are a doctor giving legal advice on Twitter a clever lawyer can argue you are practicing law without a license.

If you are a doctor traveling on a flight and you are called upon for an emergency, and you have successfully managed the emergency, but if you accept anything from the flight crew (even if it is a drink or a travel voucher), that will count as compensation for your services. A cunning lawyer can use it against you in a malpractice suit if things go bad after the patient you have handled deteriorates after reaching the hospital. If you do not accept any compensation of any kind, then only you are covered under the "Good Samaritan law."

This is just like a historically bad day for racists

Can a guy be the MVP for the other team?

@FightLike36 @On3 @crainandcone should be 1. I agree

@On3 @crainandcone Notre Dame at 2 is preposterous

NEW: @CrainAndCone 2026 Way-Too-Early College Football Top 25🏈 Do you agree? 🤔 on3.com/news/crain-con…

@JoeGoodberry That’s been my Twitter avatar since the night of that game.

Andy Dalton drops to 0-5 in his playoff career

@SteveTheobald70 @SashoTodorov1 No, those guys apparently have rules of engagement

@SashoTodorov1 He's not border patrol.

"Fun" fact about the murder of Renee Good. One reason why CBP issued policies instructing officers not to stand in front of vehicles is because of internal reports showing that CBP officers were deliberately doing so to have an excuse to open fire. reason.com/2014/02/27/bor…

@BartDePalma @SashoTodorov1 What’s the opposite of an anti fascist?

@SashoTodorov1 Lies. The Antifa backed and forwarded her vehicle, placing it within a couple feet of the officer before he drew his weapon. The officer’s video shows the Antifa looking at him the entire time before she drove the SUV into him.

RIP Bobby Weir. Thank you for everything.

@DanWolken I love that this is the national media’s takeaway from this: “thank god for this SEC redemption arc”

One of the big winners tonight: Kalen DeBoer's reputation.

@JustCallMeBigM @CalebNoeTV do you know how much they'd have to pay multiple pro bowlers? this is intentional.

@CalebNoeTV Should’ve followed up with these 2 questions: 1.) When was the last time the SD drafted multiple PRO BOWL defensive players in the same draft? 2.) When was the last time the SD drafted a FIRST-TEAM ALL-PRO defensive player? Hint: It was more than 15 years ago! What a bum!

Asked Duke Tobin if there’s a plan to expand the Bengals scouting department this offseason. He said they will not be expanding it this offseason, and complimented the skill of the staff currently intact. #Bengals @WCPO

Maybe Alabama stinks and their conference is a fraud

@_Landthieves_ @Brett_McMurphy In a different seeding scenario the SEC possibly wins zero playoff games other than Tulane and Oklahoma gets blown out.

@Brett_McMurphy Weird how seeding matters

Ole Miss' semifinal loss means an SEC team will not play in the national title game for 3rd consecutive season, its longest title game drought since not playing for a national title from 2000-03

Alabama should be forced to join a conference

The Minnesota Star Tribune has identified the ICE agent who fatally shot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis Wednesday as Jonathan Ross, the same officer who was dragged and injured by a fleeing driver in a separate incident last year startribune.com/ice-agent-who-…

@Josh_Kirkendall the answer to Who Dey? has always been "ourselves"

The Zac Taylor special. Struggle out of the gate or lose your quarterback. Eventually course correct. Play catch-up. Starts to look better at the end of the season. Miss playoffs. "Looking good for next year!"