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Little Uncle Tony
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Little Uncle Tony
@simonescarboro
Not a “pimple-popping” wife, but a “let me clean out your ears with a cuticle pusher” wife.
Estadounidense Katılım Kasım 2019
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Just saw a TikTok post about how “God saved me from homosexuality”
And this man proceeds to post throwback pictures of him then & now.
And ppl in the comments saying “Amen” “God is good”
And all I can think is God’s priorities are fucked. He saved you from consensually sleeping with adults, but the children in Congo praying for an end to slavery just not on his agenda.
You have to be see how insane and narcissistic yall sound talking about how god fixed your petty ass problems bc you prayed but he’s letting literally babies suffer.
Vpking102 🦅🥰@KingFrank102
What opinion about religion will have you like this?
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@MerriamWebster Okay, can we make the past tense of “fit,” “fat?” Please.
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@FatiTheDream Because ‘moose’ is Algonquian origin and ‘goose’ is from Old English.
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Yo @MerriamWebster
Why is moose "moose" but goose is geese.
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The Mashup We All Deserve: Matcha Cookies with Strawberry Buttercream open.substack.com/pub/simonescar…
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First Pass: Triple-Layer Strawberry Matcha Blondies by the deeper living open.substack.com/pub/simonescar…
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Raspberry + Grapefruit + Passionfruit Sugar Cookies by the deeper living: The most unique, delicious cookies I've ever baked! open.substack.com/pub/simonescar…
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Is the realization that I am now the jaded, cranky quadragenarian that I couldn’t stand in my 20s, and I still mentally feel like I graduated from college recently.
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The new 20 something-year-old woman at work told me that we’re besties today (she’s 100% correct) and now I wanna KMS.
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I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.
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@_iamjamila That’s the “Micheal” folks keep mentioning
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Companies be like, "Go green! Get everything digitally." Then mail you a paper check when they owe you money. WTF?
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At this point, being neurotypical is the divergence, for real.
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@NotTodayEric Haven't had one in there since 2005. Can't imagine ever having one in there again.
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@TVDadsdotcom @mistressdivy I still have nightmares from the things I saw on Rotten dot com.
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@mistressdivy Rotten dot com
It was like seeing all the wriggling things that lived under rocks. An early indicator of what a cesspool the Internet could be.
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What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?
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@fwskiiii This must be Khl*e K.'s inspiration with those ombré hands.
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I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)
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@ThrillaRilla369 If you’re talking. USD:
$15 for good service
$10 for subpar service
$18-20 for an excellent experience
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You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.
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This how this Baltimore niggas be talking
Maddi 🇦🇺🪻@maddimogs
there's no fucking way dutch is a real language
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