Simon Lamont

@jonkay01 Bonnet de douche

People sometimes ask me what I do on the days when I’m not presenting #BBCBreakfast 😉

Thanks Stan! @stan_chow

@stan_chow Stan, there’s much anti-Nike mithering going on here. Please do an Earps 1 next.

@jonkay01 @MediaCityUK Positively idyllic in Bristol this morning (for the next ten minutes at least)

Will August finally bring us some sunshine? We’d love your soggy summer pics on #BBCBreakfast 🌧️☔️🌂 The wetter and more miserable, the better. This is me arriving @MediaCityUK 🫤

@austinlegalUK Someone’s tetchy - your invite not arrive then?

It’s an invitation, not an invite! King Charles coronation: Invites sent to 850 community champions bbc.co.uk/news/uk-652134…

@mrstooth @BooksBtp Brilliant news! Was worried you were going to say 2023. Been waiting for this since I first head about your chalkings.

“If you’re like me & you hate that Apple moved your search bar on your iPhone to the bottom of your browser, just hit the AA next to the search bar & move it back to the top!”

@jonlambo @O2 Yeah but you can get a free sausage roll at Greggs

Why is @o2 happy to take orders for a phone (for a Christmas present) but now cannot guarantee delivery of this present BEFORE Christmas. @o2 any suggestions? A chocolate orange isnt the same as a new phone #o2 #nothappy

@garwboy @distantpod @elisjames @threadreaderapp unroll

@distantpod @elisjames There's a load more stuff about novelty, emotion, context etc. that feeds into all this, but that's a basic rundown of why we struggle to take in wholly new things as an adult while it was child's play as a... child. So, yeah. That's #BrainStuff /end

Ok, the legendary @elisjames asked why he struggles to remember new info in his forties but can still readily recall countless minor details from childhood I could only really answer this if I'd done a PhD in memory retrieval mechanisms. And I did. So here we go #BrainStuff /1

@darrenpjones Thanks for letting me know @darrenpjones, because @joinpureplanet haven’t bothered.

This is important because of the belief that energy suppliers with big corporate backers are less at risk of going bust. It obviously depends how much the big corporate backers are willing to spend…

@Hermesparcels how do I talk to a human about a missing parcel - your automated system is the tenth cycle of hell

@MairBosworth Why the hell don’t you then? This one was a cracking listen. I’d be well up for another nine.

Happy 50th birthday to Joni Mitchell’s Blue. This was my love letter to just one of the songs. Wish I could make a show for each track. What a masterpiece. 💙bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…

.@MOTDmag A1 is massive. A2 I could live with, but sub-A3 is not a “MASSIVE EURO 2020 WALLCHART!” It’s even smaller than your centre-spread. #tiny #needamagnifyingglass #oramicroscope

Only in Bristol #avongorge #seawalls #leighwoods #tightrope #slackline #eejit

Worst pic you’ll see today, but take my word for it, it’s one of a pair of Wheatear on The Downs (///coach.proud.tones) 12:01 Sunday @bristolbirding

How’s the sovereignty? So much sovereignty.

@M_Z_Harrison Like Kenneth Grahame with a side order of Bob Mortimer - love it

@stan_chow Buffett, blurry, skippy crap. Sort it out #AmazonPrime

Who else’s video quality is shite . #shumnu #amazon

@IanDickie1 @bristolbirding Firecrest still there today (Tues) at 11:45. In yew almost opp College Rd. He’s a noisy one.

At least 1 firecrest 0840 still in woodland opposite (and about 100m South) of Bristol Zoo entrance. How common are overwintering records in the city @bristolbirding ? Also 35+ Redwings leaving roosts in ivy clad trees.

Cheers @simonday24, you totally nailed the Dave Angel @CelebVM birthday message for my missus - “just perfect” she said. She watched it with a huge grin on her face & it kept her giggling all day. Tickled pink she was. Thanks Simon!