Dave Simpson

@Jennnyyyyyy 18kg

What is the weight of Lion? 🤔 Difficulty - Medium Pro 🤠

@YourAnonNews Madness please no. America is not ready for this - sadly. They would lose

Dumbest fucking idea ever. Don't do this. You'll lose, again. Just no.

@JoJoFromJerz @MacFarlaneNews He stuck his stupid name on the Kennedy Centre and within 3 months it had to shut down!

@MacFarlaneNews This is the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

Updated list of US House GOP bills that would honor Trump 1) Carve his face into Mt. Rushmore 2) Rename Palm Beach airport after Trump 2a) Rename Dulles airport after Trump 3) Require State Dept to award a "Trump Peace Prize" 4) Declare Trump's birthday a federal holiday 5) Award Trump a Congressional Gold Medal 6) Mint a $250 bill in US currency w/ Trump's image 7) Several resolutions urging Trump be given Nobel Prize 8) Directing N.I.H. to conduct research on "Trump Derangement Syndrome"

Genius!

@Peter_Fitz I’ll say it again Fitz, you can’t fix stupid !

So you'd be happy to be in a plane designed by people that weren't trained aeronautical engineers, yes? And when you get crook, do you want doctors with five years tertiary study and anaesthetists with ten years of tertiary, or just happy with your mates, yes? (#FFS)

@Peter_Fitz Ya can’t fix stupid Fitz 😂😳

Yes, mate. Just amazing. All those scientists, engineers and the entire investment community, not to mention China - they all got it wrong on batteries. And only you realised it. Who'd'a thunk it?

@RobertPicardo Come back soon Doctor we love you

Still blocking the rude, crude, hateful and stupefyingly stupid which are never in short supply here. [And, of course, all of the bots] It's a full-time job and I need a break. See you soon! - - I am confident that you will keep the hate-fires burning while I'm gone ! 🖖🏿 🖖🏽🖖

@SRuhle Steph damn I’ll miss you at night (live my time in Australia) but I’ll still tape your new show … haha Aussie loyalty 😂 when does all this start ?

Excited about the days ahead….

@Peter_Fitz So true Fitz my wife screams at me when I floor it in my Telsa 3 performance- it’s like a roller coaster 🎢 so I can’t resist !

Yup. But for new EV owners it can be dangerous. Took me two weeks to calm down. Inside every sober-suited 60 year-old is an 18 year old with a mullet, who just wants to floor it everywhere - and EVs release the inner hoon, till you come to your senses.

@YamatoForever @richardhudock @MSNOWNews Jim would be great ! Straight after Stephanie at 11am

@richardhudock @MSNOWNews Any chance you can sign Jim Acosta?

This morning, @MSNOWNews announced a slate of programming changes across the lineup as we gear up for the midterms and the 2028 presidential election. We’ve started the year with viewership up double digits across every key daypart in total viewers and in the demo. These moves further strengthen our position. 🔽 hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…

@WilliamShatner Happy Birthday Captain and … “Denny Crane” what a great legacy you leave us - thank you 🙏🏻

Thank you all for the birthday messages! ❤️

@SundaeDivine @maxplanck52 Lucky bastards

@maxplanck52 I have several. 😂

My boyfriend is still trying to figure out a way to apologize after saying, “I’d vote for her so hard.”

@Peter_Fitz Love Jonathon pie and this one was particularly spot on

This guy is a genius. And while usually very funny, this one makes some very serious points. It is a must-watch.

@OccupyDemocrats Even today 40% of Americans agree with everything he’s doing. 40% !

BREAKING: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney blindsides Trump by forming a super alliance of 40 powerful countries to defeat his disastrous MAGA agenda. Carney has become one of Trump's most brilliant adversaries... According to Politico, the European Union, composed of 27 nations, as well as a geopolitical bloc of 12 Indo-Pacific countries, have begun negotiations to form one of the largest economic alliances in the entire world. This historic pivot comes as Trump continues to wage erratic tariff wars on close allies, turning the once-stable United States into a deeply unreliable partner. The talks are being led by Canada and will be the fruit of Carney's vision of a world in which the so-called "middle powers" unite to undermine Trump's tariffs and make themselves immune to his bullying coercion. If successful — and it certainly appears to be heading in that direction — the supply chains of countries as far off as Canada, Malaysia, and Germany could be intwined into one super supply chain. “The work is definitely coming along,” a Canadian government official said to POLITICO. “We’ve had very fruitful discussions on it with other partners around the world.” “We see a lot of value in increasing trade among the EU and [Comprehensive and Progressive Agreement for Trans-Pacific Partnership] parties, which would also contribute to enhancing supply chain resilience,” stated a Japanese trade official. Last month, Carney gave an astonishing speech at the Davos World Economic Forum during which he announced the end of American dominance, stating that the "bargain no longer" works for the rest of the world. American hegemony once offered benefits, now it offers only chaos. "Let me be direct, we are in the midst of a rupture not a transition," Carney said during that speech. "Over the past two decades a series of crises in finance, health, energy, and geopolitics have laid the bare risks of extreme global integration." "But more recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as weapons," he said, referring to Trump. "Tariffs as leverage. Financial infrastructures as coercion. Supply chains as vulnerabilities to be exploited. You cannot live within the lie of mutual benefit through integration when integration becomes the source of your subordination." He predicted that allied nations would "diversify to hedge against uncertainty" and "rebuild sovereignty" and that's exactly what's happening with this nascent trade alliance. Carney said that the deal will "create a new trading bloc of 1.5 billion people." Left out in the cold would be the American people, who will be forced to stand by as the citizens of other nations enjoy easier, cheaper access to reliable goods. Trump has made us a world pariah, and the price will be shouldered by your wallet. “We hope that if that’s a success, if you can see tangible benefits in different areas, that could also entice other countries to join in and team up in a positive sense,” said Klemens Kober, the Director of Trade Policy, EU Customs, Transatlantic Relations at the Association of German Chambers of Industry and Commerce. “So the more the merrier," Kober added. This is what happens when you elect an ignorant conman and give him unilateral power over foreign policy. Trump and his MAGA sycophants thought that the rest of the world would simply roll over as America proceeded to pillaged and ransack their coffers. Instead, they'e banding together to completely shatter the balance of power forever. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Trump is the worst president in American history!

@MikeCarlton01 That’s so bloody hilarious 🤣

This is fabulous. All you’ll ever need to know about An*us Taylor…

@elonmusk Thanks Elon that makes sense

For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars. It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city. That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.

@elonmusk Well stop being so mean and right wing Elon. I used to be a super fan but ever since your foray into far right wing politics I’m afraid I just can’t. Go back to saving the world - EVs, tunnels, reusable rockets, base on Mars, brilliant battery technology ! Everyone loved you then

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

@SRuhle @Michael44544580 @11thHour I’m recording it here is Australia Steph ! As always

@Michael44544580 @11thHour The replay is at 2am ❤️

The lead block regarding the Epstein filed on tonight’s @11thHour with @SRuhle was a Master Class of how it should be done.

@SaschaBarros @DollhouseKM