Siobhan

I’m lis for a lekker coloured party. Like in a hall. Someone’s uncle’s 50th. “Hey” by Fatima Rainey playing and I’m jazzing with my dad. Wholesome stuff.

Remember when they used to tell us the coal was wet? 😭

Me randomly hating someone at the gym for no reason.

I never believed @StandardBankZA was capable of unethical behaviour. A fraudster got past their security and stole R4599 from my card. Nearly got another R14000. They agreed to refund me if I admitted in writing that I received and authorised a OTP, which I did not receive or do. But they will pay me back if I admit I am a thief. Sick!! No integrity!!

You look at your payslip and see how much goes to Tax and be angry all over again

i WILL be there for the downfall of tenderpreneurs

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

You sometimes wonder where your next meal is going to come from and there's someone stealing R75m in just 2 years.

When the gym is full of people and now I have to do my work out in a different order.

17 Properties pho !??? Ayy ngeke

R500????? Our country is being sold for R500?? Jesus Christ

In China, these people would be sentenced to death.

We need people behind bars now. Freezing and repossessing assets is not enough!

They were telling us the coal was wet bro 😭

Even Pablo Escobar built schools, clinics, homes and funded education for the people in his favela. These dogs are buying Lamborghinis & Porsches with our hard earned taxes. Fucken hell mate.

6 members of his family were killed. What was Israel expecting? A French kiss?

this and not knowing what day of the week it is

"Makunyiwe once." - Iran, 2026.

Robert Greene was right when he said: “Once you learn patience, your options suddenly expand.”

when i give him attitude, but he still responds with sweetness and treats me like the princess i am, so I just keep falling for him more and more