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thisshitisfucked

@sirfache

95% chance I will respond to you with a gif from The Wire. Oh, indeed

Katılım Ağustos 2020
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thisshitisfucked@sirfache·
In honor of the Frasier reboot, I shall post some albums but with Frasier that I made memes of a few years ago when I had way too much time on my hands. Let’s start with a Talking Heads classic. #Frasier
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Nick Kirby
Nick Kirby@Nicholaspkirby·
That was the Reds first ever regular season series win over the Red Sox in Cincinnati!
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Sarah Langs
Sarah Langs@SlangsOnSports·
Sal Stewart is 22 years and 112 days old He’s reached base 10 times in the Reds’ first 3 games Only MLB players since 1900 to reach safely 10 times in first 3 team games at a younger age: 1964 Jim Fregosi 1939 Barney McCosky He’s first CIN player to do this since 2001 Barry Larkin (any age)
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Comment Etiquette
Comment Etiquette@commentiquette·
@RobSchneider Rob you are so right. We can't let this nation become irretrievably broken like your marriage.
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ape attack survivor
ape attack survivor@pissvortex·
Update on the American fascist political project: Currently waxing poetic about pedophile Aura
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Prison Mitch
Prison Mitch@Prisonmitch·
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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸@RobSchneider

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider

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Cousin Sal
Cousin Sal@TheCousinSal·
I’ve never witnessed a murder but I imagine it would look something like this.
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MLB@MLB·
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT 😤 Eugenio Suárez's first homer back in Cincy gives the @Reds the lead!
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CBS Sports College Basketball 🏀
Jon Scheyer and the Duke bench watching Braylon Mullins' last-second heroics
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Mike Drucker
Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·
Twitter: “Trad wives are the only women who can consent to sex. Everything else is violence.” BlueSky: “If the left had only voted for Kamala, we’d have already beaten Iran.” Threads: “I created an AI chatbot of Jesus by describing how I thought he’d act. I worship him now.”
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Aria Gerson
Aria Gerson@aria_gerson·
An ultimate grand slam is a walk-off grand slam while down three in the bottom of the ninth. I wasn't able to find if Vanderbilt has ever had one before, but in MLB it's one of the rarest possible feats, only having happened 33 times ever
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Tyson ⚡️@2PhuckedUp·
yeah ok dude
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Jason Banks
Jason Banks@JasonBanks67435·
@sirfache @CantEverDie Lol funny thing is that I’m actually pretty hype rn. Trump is probably gonna go nuclear which is sick and I just got laid last night. Up to 122 kills now haha.
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Jason Banks
Jason Banks@JasonBanks67435·
@CantEverDie I TOLD YOU TRUMP HAD IRAN RIGHT WHERE HE WANTED THEM. Now their regime is GONE and Trump WIPED THEM OUT. CRY STUPID LIBERAL 🤣🤣🤣
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Aria Gerson
Aria Gerson@aria_gerson·
If you run a social media account that's just making stuff up that sounds believable and putting it on a graphic to make it look like a newsbreaker, that's not "satire" or "parody" it's just fake news
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