Kimbo

@NickMShred This an insane position to take.

Tired of people calling Dieta Coke a fridge cigarette. Everyone knows the real fridge cigarette is olives 🫒

@NickMShred 🥲

At some point in the 90s, most cars lost the ability to be considered vintage or cool in the future. No one is making cars that can become classics.

i'm assembling a team

@HerbEaton I watched all of 3 body problem in a day, and I'm about to do the same for fallout..... I believe in you.

This book was returned earlier this week at Lorne Park Library, just shy of 42 years over due.

How about we let the girlies have fun, and instead focus on the corporations literally poisoning the earth???

And I'd do it again 💅

@AmazingZoltan @RCAF_ARC @JustinTrudeau Imagine letting kids enjoy this post?

@RCAF_ARC @JustinTrudeau BREAKING NEWS: Already struggling with the ongoing cost of living crisis, Santa cannot afford Trudeau's "price on pollution" and so he passed by Canada en route to normal countries with sensible taxation policies.

BREAKING NEWS: According to our NORAD Radars and Satellites, Santa🎅 has been spotted approaching Canada! He should be here very soon!

@Maqaiti The Purge *lite*

Crab Rave... All things must crab. @NoisestormMusic

And I emphasize.... If NOT friend, then WHY FRIEND SHAPED?!

It's a great day to protect trans kids.

@Rainmaker1973 illusions Massimo, tricks are what a whore does for money... Or cocaine

Magician Antonio Diaz, who goes by the stagename El Mago Pop, 'teleported' some volunteers at TODAY Plaza in a mind-blowing trick [full video: buff.ly/45fNK3u] x.com/Levandov_1/sta…

so I was just walking up the street in Ottawa and these two young Mormons were walking towards me. "hey there! you wanna come to church on Sunday?" "Oh no thank you, I would, but I'm a Satanist." "Okay well have a good day!" "You too guys!"

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

@KentDriscoll Nooo 🥺

And now I’m sad.

Putting on a bit of a show at 4 at Abe Okpik Hall in Apex. Come find out about our long term water plans. @CityofIqaluit

The pure talent shown by these competitors, both secondary and post secondary absolutely blew me away. You are looking at the future of my trade! #scnc2023 #electricians

NUNA WHAT!? NUNAVUT!! #SCNC2023

Just went for an STI screening, and for perhaps the first time did not pee on my hands when peeing into the cup. Large day, what a win.