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@vampjayc The correct way to play the first playthrough, is to take your time and enjoy. Nailed it!

Rate my first ever resident evil game's first ever playthrough 😍

@noctwong I didn't love the last long grace section in the lab. It's kind of a boring setting, and too small/linear compared to the care center which is just objectively better in every way. I think if the game concluded with another section on the level of the care center, its a 10.

tell me one thing you didn’t like about re9? for me it’s so fun asf but i wish it was longer and we had the zeno boss fight

@StateDept This is the 16th time we won in the past 25 days! Very impressed

PRESIDENT TRUMP: The war in Iran has been won. The only one that likes to keep it going is the fake news.

@mrpyo1 "Aren't you too old to be worrying about what other people are doing. Time is almost up old cranky dumbass."

I'm in a Caffe place playing switch 2 then a random person comes up and says: "Aren't you too old for that gaming shit" Crazy how people still look down on gaming today 💀

@abbycartridges_ My grandfather bought me this hat at SeaWorld when I was like 7 and I told him I would never wear that and rather die.

why are kids depicted as having these literally no one has these irl

@kirayhf I can tell they have tank controls off. It makes movement snappy, but when the camera changes, you either have to reset stick to neutral, or keep the stick aimed in the original angle from the previous screen which gets confusing instantly. That's what is happening here.

i'm convinced fixed camera angles and tank controls are an IQ test for anyone playing older resident evil games

@jeff_of_norwich And they usually take zero.

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

@PressSec The Trump effect is being too dumb to read a chart

The Trump Effect.

@CollinRugg Sounds like an annoying guy who cant mind his own business.

NEW: The neighbor who was allegedly punched by actor Alan Ritchson, explains to TMZ how the incident started, says he told the actor to "slow it down." "I did push him because he was coming towards me on his, on his bike." "He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time, and I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap outta me." Video: @TMZ

@FBIDirectorKash Yeah, and we need people who can read a graph as a good starting point.

Leadership matters

@elonmusk @JessePeltan My son, Cunton, is so based that he would just order a Honda Civic when we went to the dentist. This would always stun the staff, as they had never heard anyone actually oder a car!

My son, Saxon, is so based that he would just order milk when we went to dinner in LA. This would always stun the waitstaff, as they had never heard anyone actually order milk! He also unironically ordered a cheeseburger at a very uptight sushi restaurant that doesn’t even allow you to order supplemental soy sauce. When the waiter recovered from this request to reply that they don’t have cheeseburgers, Saxon said “Fine, I will have a hamburger.”

I feel personally attacked

@elonmusk @JessePeltan This is possibly the most embarrassing confession I've ever seen on this sad platform full of embarrassing confessions.

@JessePeltan @elonmusk Is what I would say if I was retarded

@elonmusk Real men do what’s good, not just what’s socially acceptable. Props to him.

@JackPosobiec Guess you picked the wrong one huh

In one night we find out if we get affordable groceries or WW3

You cannot support Donald Trump and call yourself a Christian at the same time.

@piersmorgan Still treating him like a child who should be in timeout, instead of the most powerful man alive.

Agreed. President Trump should stay away from his phone when people he doesn’t like die. RIP Robert Mueller, and thank you for your service.

@justalexoki Exactly im not saying every pizza needs it, but it tastes good bro

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

@jacksettleman Insane yes, but I'd eat the hell out of it.

Ordered an Italian sub and figured it’d have all the goods (dressing, onions, lettuce, tomato). Came with none. Am I insane or is this insane?

@RinoTheBouncer Witcher 3. Okay at everything ass game with zero x-factor. I get it, but I am not spending my time on it.

What game is this?🚀