Eric Haakonson

Safety Dance: 🎶You can dance if you want to, 🎵You can leave your friends behind... Me: If you find yourself in a situation that requires you to leave your friend’s behind, I’m thinking you are probably more than friends at that point.

@Jane_Doe82 Just a Zima please

I’m going to the mid 90s, y’all want anything

@chestrovert @greek_heanen

Fuck this shit, I’m becoming a Muppet.

@Gupton68 Maybe we should just table this discussion until later. Like once the kids are grown.

@grantra @thegoodgodabove Evidently you’ve never tried methamphetamine.

@thegoodgodabove Thanks for the person who figured out that this coffee fruit could be processed into beans then roasted and ground up and then you pour hot water over it

@Ashqui_Ventures @thegoodgodabove Other than your folks…

@ecbean @thegoodgodabove How is that okay?

@Dave_Gasque @thegoodgodabove

@thegoodgodabove Kegels.

@thegoodgodabove Anjadoodle

@tara__sparkles 11 tweets in and I like your Twitter feed so far. Thanks for being you.

@LindenmuthWendi 4 • Twenty Five to Life

If you were a sentence, how many words would you be?

@thegoodgodabove while listening to your latest episode I had to pause & send you this picture of Anjadoodle’s butt because it’s obviously Jesus on the cross & you just mentioned him showing up on dog’s butts.

My first crush was a rapey skunk.

@NotTodayEric The real me? I’m the one driving slow.

@thegoodgodabove Who? Cares! It’s being able to enjoy life that’s important.

@LyfeOfRyley Unless you’re an 11 year old boy. That wasn’t too fun.

Let's face it...sometimes the only thing that makes things better is being fucked until you can't walk.

@PoodleSnarf Have you ever watched an episode of American Pickers while not being high on Ecstasy? What’s that like?

@Gupton68 I don’t know what any of that meant.

@ShortsRandomnes @LindenmuthWendi How do you mean?

You are given the responsibility to control the weather. What do you do?