Slab Sanity

The first of the last Rizzs HR calls we will hear on radio and holy smokes this is a good one.

Mike Trout hits his first HR of the year. It went 403 feet and had a 108.5 MPH EV. Mike Trout also stole a base today. Please just let it be for once.

Mike Trout after Thursday's game, via @RhettBollinger: "I felt like myself again out there, being in center and stealing bags."

@RedsIntel @RedsInFour My overarching point that I didn’t make a point bc it’s obvious haha.. he was better against righties in the minors but the splits weren’t as big as they’ve been in the bigs but yea just nuts..

@slabsanity @RedsInFour He hits righties better than lefties too.

Explain pinch-hitting for Noelvi Marte but not Ke’Bryan Hayes to me like you’re a geriatric manager of my favorite baseball team.

@RedsInFour It’s an overreaction but I’ve genuinely watched 85% of Noelvi’s AB’s since 2021 through MiLB, WBC Qualifiers, AFL, DWL, MLB everything if the reds use him like this might as well trade him to someone who values a bat with the potential to hit .275 with 30/30 upside. Just insane

@RedsDaily4 Lmao Tito isn’t serious, he might have early stages of dementia or something..

Noelvi Marte has reverse splits. Starts against a lefty only to get pinch hit for vs a righty?

@CharlieG__ Tito isn’t serious. HE IS A REVERSE SPLITS PLAYER holy shit lol

Will Benson pinch-hitting for Marte with a RHP reliever on the mound for the Red Sox.

Tito isn’t serious lol does he not know he’s a reverse split player?

I’ll never give up on him. I just can’t do it. You can call me crazy if you like.

Cal Raleigh joins #MLBTonight to talk about building on last year's INCREDIBLE success at the plate and how he gears up for the season ⬇️

The Future. The Now.

Wow @Reds honor everyone else but PETE ROSE? Sad..

He died so we could live🙏.

@TMZ Sickening

‼️ New video shows Bryan Kohberger casually strolling into a Washington DMV to change his license plates ... just days after brutally murdering four college students. 🎥 YouTube / Christy's Chaos

@Mariners @BenRanieri10 Yes, yes & yes.

The show is about to begin.

José Ramírez is looking to join Barry Bonds (1995-1997) as the only players in MLB history with three consecutive 30-HR/30-SB seasons 😳

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Sonics are back. Seahawks won the SuperBowl. Sounders won Leagues Cup. It’s ONLY right our Seattle Mariners are winning the World Series.