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Mr. Shamboozle

Mr. Shamboozle

@sleepymutt603

USMC veteran, former firefighter, homesteader, miserable prick

United States Katılım Temmuz 2023
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Kuboid
Kuboid@Kubojd·
1950s/early 60s typical fighter jet design: - mach 2+ capable - subsonic on deck - landing speed is a significant fraction of mach, probably - runway requirement: interstate highway in the midwest without any turns in 200km - frontal visibility: none (its a massive pile of stacked navigation and night targeting systems) - payload: 2x rocket (optionally somewhat guided) - gun with 12 (twelve) rounds of ammunition - radar that at 5km will tell you "yep, there are definitely objects, maybe even planes, in the frontal hemisphere" - turbojet made out of solid tungsten with 150 stages that convert fuel into black smoke (with a small byproduct of thrust) - first gen ejection seat that shoots you out the side of the plane for no reason, will fail to deploy the parachute below 500 km/h and will snap your neck above 600 km/h - navigation at night is just your regular instruments but coated in radium (jointly written shitpost from some years ago after a lengthy discussion about designs from that period)
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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
BREAKING: Trump admin suing the New York Times for allegedly discriminating against a White employee by passing him over for a promotion because he’s a White male
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
NOW: Climate activists are currently blocking NY Governor Kathy Hochul’s office at the New York State Capitol in Albany. 🎥: @ScooterCasterNY
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: I wore a skirt to the Met Gala because “the most masculine men wear skirts”
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
British woman: If I had to pick between an island with patriotic right wing men and muslim men, "I would 100% feel safe and secure on the island with muslim men"
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Brian Atlas
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
The dating hellscape…
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Cynical Publius
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
Is it possible to arrive in Europe as a tourist and acquire something in Europe that can reliably be used for self defense purposes, without getting arrested?
Benonwine@benonwine

A knifeman stabbed a woman to death in front of terrified bystanders in Barcelona in what authorities believe was a random street killing. A woman has been killed in a shocking knife attack in the streets of Barcelona in full view of horrified bystanders. The stabbing happened at around 11am in Esplugues de Llobregat, just a short distance from the Camp Nou stadium. Witnesses watched as the attacker struck in broad daylight. The victim, described locally as a young woman, suffered multiple stab wounds to the throat, chest and stomach. She died at the scene. A 50-year-old man who tried to intervene was also injured, sustaining wounds to his arm. His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening. Police say they are still working to determine whether the attacker knew the victim. So far, there is no evidence of any relationship between them. Investigators are focusing on the possibility that this was a random attack. The suspect — described as wearing jeans, a hoodie and carrying a large black rucksack was arrested just hours later in the nearby Les Corts area. Images of the alleged attacker holding the weapon have since circulated, adding to the shock surrounding the incident. As the investigation continues, one thing is already clear: A normal morning turned into a scene of terror and a life has been taken in the most brutal way.

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Bad Hombre
Bad Hombre@Badhombre·
Actually, you drove her into a deep depression after using her for a green card, and she killed herself by swallowing an entire bottle of antidepressants. I guess the upside is she isn’t around to see you abuse animals, draw your eyebrows on with Sharpie, and wear a dead cat on your head.
Congressman Shri Thanedar@RepShriThanedar

Mental Health is incredibly personal to me. In 1996, I lost my first wife to mental health struggles. It was a dark time that brought unimaginable pain. This Mental Health Awareness Month, know that you are never alone, and is there always help available with the @988Lifeline.

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Libs of TikTok
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
John Young Cotter Johnstone, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, was arrested for willfully torturing, maiming, and mutilating dogs while working at an animal shelter in Las Vegas. Johnstone allegedly abused shock collars, pulled dogs' heads to the ground, and swung them by the neck in midair using a leash. This is who Democrats want to protect.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Prince Harry wants you know that climate change is a serious and real issue.
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
You know those videos where you don’t want to watch them but you can’t stop? This is one of those.
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Unlimited L's
Unlimited L's@unlimited_ls·
🚨NEW: Woman loses control of a monster truck and crashes into spectators during an exhibition in Popayán, Colombia, killing 3 and injuring 38 The truck broke through a safety barrier and hit spectators who were watching the show Emergency crews arrived quickly and took the injured to nearby hospitals Authorities say 38 people were injured and three were killed, including a child at the scene and two others who later died in hospital
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Mr. Shamboozle
Mr. Shamboozle@sleepymutt603·
Just came back from Wal-Mart. We need to deport 50-million people from this country. Then we need to denaturalize and deport 50-million more.
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