KD (UNCLE SLEM)

NWFAMSP

THIS IS WHAT AN IMMINENT THREAT LOOKS LIKE

@realDonaldTrump this your man’s?

@DeAndreHopkins @TexansCommenter LETS DO IT NICK!

Houston is always home!

The Game is one of the funniest niggas on this planet without even trying

Speaking about the deep contradictions in human nature, Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada said: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one barely use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about the relatives still in their lives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have a partner often fail to appreciate them. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the full complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one. The key to happiness is gratitude—to truly see and value what we already have, and to understand that somewhere, someone would give everything for what we take for granted.”

@LALPerformance Turned back the clock on they ass

LeBron James vs Rockets: -30PTS -5REB -2AST -1STL&1BLK -13/14FG- 2/2 3PT

@_Ogboobie Not with them alligator arms he be blocking with

He don’t deserve no single digit number

LMFAOOOOOO

Rockets Grounded! Perk isn’t holding back on the Rockets’ “low IQ” offense. Is Houston’s chemistry fixable, or is the KD experiment hitting a wall? @KendrickPerkins @channingfrye

it's interesting watching people underestimate you... until they realize you were being humble, not incapable...

@BiasedHouston It’s just not a winning formula… These Houston franchises are failing the players, steady combining them with stubborn/incompetent coaching 😞

This one of the most concerning signs from Coach Ime. The Lakers are deploying the exact same defensive strategy from Monday and we have done nothing different except tell KD to go stand in the corner. All time great scorer and we don’t know how to use him if it isn’t an iso.

This Rockets offense is beyond sad, combined with no defensive energy. Might as well tuck it in early tonight.

@InvisibleTexans @_Ogboobie Lmfaooo nobody fw bruh rn he gotta come wit it next szn

Single digit numbers used to be earned

PRAIRIE VIEW A&M WINS ITS FIRST NCAA TOURNAMENT GAME IN SCHOOL HISTORY 😤 The Panthers will move on to play Florida in the first round 🍿 (via @PVAMU_MBB)

@CORIEBIH Ok I thought u was saying Kyler need to come in and start lol. I’m all for some competition, Kyler just don’t got the best reputation as a teammate and Houston don’t do the drama.

@slemshalom lol man im being so serious. Why can't we sign Kyler the same way the Giants signed Russ & benched him when it called for it? CJ don't have that pressure of competition at the QB spot & he plays & acts like it. Lol trust me I hope im wrong but he finna shit the bed AGAIN.

Sorry but im finna be the party pooper, enough time has passed. Now that everything is taken care of on offense yall finna see exactly wtf I been talking about with CJ Stroud. They should've signed Kyler Murray ngl, it's too much talent on both sides to have hope/faith in CJ.

@TexansCommenter what we gotta do to get D Hop back?

@TexansJacob @nfl_jersey_num New number better give Stover some new blocking ability

New Number Changes for the Texans via @nfl_jersey_num: Kamari Lassiter - 3 Woody Marks - 4 Reed Blankenship - 6 Cade Stover - 8 Ja’Marcus Ingram - 20 Brandon Codrington - 30 David Montgomery - 32 Lassiter, Marks & Stover are back to their college numbers.

Sht I knew his dad

Texans please bring D Hop back

Appreciating silence these days