Assparino

@CGasparino Stop telling everyone about the Gasparino micro penis genes, you’re embarrassing the family

Hitting the chin-up bar after nine sets of military presses of 135 lbs; managed 10 straight reps on second set. And this ain’t no equinox. Rico Suave!

@CGasparino It’s time you get cunt punted. Is you pastrami looking labia ready?

The Apes are blind; this is a Rico (charges) Suave fanny pack Ha!

@CGasparino So what, I did chin-ups with my left pinky.

Gonna be a crazy day in the markets so I got up early hit the chin-up bar and doing sprints before the you-know-what hits the fan

@TheRealDarkPool @DOJCrimDiv @FBI My lawyer will be in touch

Hey Charles, just so you know you can try to delete your connection with the short seller ring that's currently under investigation. Within 10 minutes I had everything I needed. Imagine what the @DOJCrimDiv and @FBI can accomplish. As you and all your friends say to us #SFYL

Hey @AMCScam … taco grande RICO suave is coming for ya. My nipples are tender. #KenGriffinLied @CGasparino

@CGasparino @citsecurities @ewarren @GaryGensler Keep taking dirty, it makes my #Assparino humid and clammy.

I have no doubt the Feds want "to get" @citsecurities since Ken Griffin is one of the biggest GOP fundraisers and the bane of @ewarren who is @GaryGensler's master (1/3). BUT a few things to consider. Citadel's hedge fund doesn't do activist short selling. The things the Feds

@TheRealDarkPool Wait, I think I heard my name… did you say @CGasparino or #Assparino?

Hey @CGasparino, why are you deleting all your $AMC tweets? Good thing we all have screenshots of them. How’s that RICO feel on your anoos? Puckered up? Love ya sweet tits! #KenGriffinLied @citsecurities

@SMSgt_Ape @whatsamattau87 Need I say more? Picture is proof.

@whatsamattau87 @smallppasslips I'm 6'2"... Say it a little louder for the folks in the balcony 🤣🤣🤣

📢Breaking📢 This man has no intelligent thoughts or financial journalistic integrity... Buck up little guy... Gonna be a fun couple weeks! #assparino #ApesTogetherStrong #APESNOTLEAVING

@POTATO_INMYASS The only “controlled squeeze” is my lips on Kenny. Get it right next time.

I think we’re in the “controlled squeeze” now. HODL baby HODL. 😎 $GME $AMC

@AchroInvestor @CGasparino What are you talking about? I only give Kenny pleasure. My lawyer will be in contact for slander.

@CGasparino How tf would you know if Citadel is on this list or not? Do u suck off the DOJ too? #assparino

I’ll have more on this tomorrow

@SantosMissinLeg I said there was an arson investigation in my anoos after Taco Bell. Don’t put out bad info, my lawyer will definitely be in touch. Lawyer up!!

#AMCNOTLEAVING $AMC #Assparino

@FrankieGGFrank @joerogan F @joerogan… I demand you fire me. If you don’t, my lawyer will be in contact.

@ChefDrew702 I demand I’m always first. Throw me under the bus first, otherwise my lawyer will be in contact.

Hmmm.... who are they going to throw under the bus 🚌 1st? Will it be #Shitadel? Will it be #AssParino? My guess, they'll take this in stride because they're being funded by some bigger fish Thoughts? #AMC #ApesTogetherStrong

@AMCScam How about you mow my lawn?

Domestic box office ends January down 52%-57%, depending whether you prefer the 2019 or 2020 figure. Either way, clear evidence that theaters are still struggling. ...But I'm sure mall kiosk popcorn and NFTs can save them [insert eye roll here] $AMC

@AMCScam No one cares.

Probably in the minority here, but here goes: Can't stand the Olympics Don't get me wrong. I love (most) sports. I just don't care for the int'l "I'm better than you" contests every few years. I love my country 🇺🇸 but I don't see the appeal of the Olympics.

@AMCScam Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

The fact that $GME Feb. 18 '22 $510c are still going for $0.13 is absolutely laughable. You need a nearly $400 increase in 8 trading days for those to have any intrinsic value. It shows that the gamblers still haven't learned their lesson.

@AMCScam Let it go. You f’ed up and tarnished your already poor reputation. You’re done. Move on. You’re just embarrassing your friends and family at this point. #AMC #GME

13F filings are due by 2/15 EOD $AMC "enthusiasts" will likely be in for a surprise when their stock, which has been shrinking in index relevance as it plunges, gets reduced by the same passive funds they pumped as "bullish buying" a few months ago.