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Ms. Werdes giving out class dojo to her kindergarten students for doing their job! Great job Ms.Werdes! @DerbyDragons #OneSchoolManyStories

@BrianEntin @JoyAhern

@NetflixIsAJoke @HellaYeetSwag

Production for season 3 of I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE with Tim Robinson has officially started!!!! 🎉

@dog_rates @Trupanion I thought my pittie was loyal and tied to me—but when I had my son the loyalty and love he showed him was astounding. He’s the most gentle and loving dog a kid could have🤍

Pit bulls have the highest euthanasia rate at shelters due to some harmful misconceptions. If you have a pit bull, please help us combat this narrative by replying with your favorite pictures of them! ❤️

@CrumblCookies Peanut butter & jelly 🤤🤤🤤🤤

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@carriegrigery @ZooeyDeschanel @LamorneMorris @HannahSimone I wish they could name the names they talk about who auditioned 🤨

I can’t ever get into podcasts but I’m dying at this podcast with @ZooeyDeschanel @LamorneMorris @HannahSimone

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Dan Mullen at the half against Samford

@carriegrigery This was my brain when Theodore started daycare. Like I knew when I needed to put him down for a nap, but how will anyone else?!?

I can’t put into words the social cues of my kids that I’ve learned from being around them for 100% of their lives & expect what I’ve done to work for others. Which is maddening. But also kinda awesome when it works just for me.

You know why being a stay at home mom is so hard? There’s obvi several reasons but like today was the first day in over a month I was able to trick my kids into napping without me. And there’s like no way I could instruct anyone who is watching the kids on how to do that or when.

@knicksdungeon @PardonMyTake AND THE BEEHIVE

@PardonMyTake am I going crazy or didn’t you guys already talk to jimmy tatro about living out of his van?

@TaylorJClark8 Masterpiece.

Oh my God this is amazing lol

who couldve predicted this except everyone

@BarstoolBigCat Tootsie Roll #barstoolfund

Guess what Candy I’m eating. First one to get it right gets 500 dollar donation in their name. Must use hashtag #BarstoolFund

Congratulations to each and every one of the Can-Doers below! You inspire our team. Welcome to the #SmartsheetCertified club! @kstp23 @jordansechols @mlcocs @dennisagarcia @LizMantovaniSIG @timbergman @smclpp @deliberatelysue @moustacheclubus @semigb @shs06 @GilNasrallah

can he do that??

I made an action movie. For personal reasons. First one being: Vengeance.

@Miss_Flatt78 Yet you’re circulating memes that spark unrest. If you truly did not care, you should just observe quietly! The race has been called by the Associated Press (widely trusted for 179 years now), not just the “mainstream biased media”.

It’ll be interesting to see what happens lol- I don’t care either way to be real. The media is just unreal regardless.