Ben

@TfL How do I get in touch with them?

@smilerben Hello Ben. Apologies for this. The best advice I can give is to purchase another card and start again. Our refunds team will be able to refund you for the previous card and Travel card you have purchased. Thanks, <PC

@TfL renewed my travel card Monday Oyster stopped without warning Tuesday, been directed to visitor centre, email and phone line no one can help. Can not wait 10 business days How can we sort this?

@embarrassingg Hi have you got them still?

Selling x4 wolf alice o2 dec 3rd tickets for £8 each for whoever snatches them up first 🫡🫡🫡🫡

@davesaintsmad @EastleighFC Just work harder to pay for it?

@EastleighFC £10 to park your car is sadly a ripoff and think you know that. There is no valid reason to charge that much for no more than 3 hrs. This is what makes match day too expensive for many fans

Joining us at the Silverlake Stadium tomorrow? 🏟️ 🚗 £10 parking in Lower Hardmoor 🍻 Happy Hour before and after the game 🎟️ Tickets still available to buy 📖 60-page programme Find out all of the relevant information below: 👇

@wearecoachparty What time are you on? Need to work out if i can rush in after work?

GUILDFORD Boileroom - LITERALLY TOMORROW. Don’t miss out, handful of tix left! coach-party.com/pages/live 📸 @charjjo

I predict a riot 🎶

It’s always my fault, isn’t it.

@EastleighFC How much will individual match tickets be?

Join the new project with us! 👷‍♂️ There are only FIVE days left of our Early Bird Pricing for season tickets! 👀 Your support will be crucial to the project so secure your seat: 🎟️

trying to imagine a british version of this where adele starts dating luke shaw and they’re all watching the fa cup final with a 23-shaped bowl full of mini cheddars

Maybe get AI to make you some fucking mates instead lad 👍🏼

@LcfcEloghosa @a3s_itfc Same group by the way

@a3s_itfc This is a display. That isn’t

@puffpuff65 Ill let the stewards know

I’d still take my own into the ground rather than pay £4

'Alright calm down, stay right there, we're filming for your safety and ours..... so you're here to meet a 16 year old boy?'

A takeaway has promised kebab-a-day darts sensation, Luke Littler, doner kebabs for life if he wins the World Championship. He’s known as 'The Nuke’, presumably by people who've used the toilet after him

Happy Christmas everyone. No matter what everyone wants you to do (wearing a nice Santa outfit, for example) I hope you get to do exactly what you like to do (sitting in a big puddle, for example). Enjoy the day!

If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.

During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, police could force entry to your home and make them go home. Does anyone know if this is service is still available, and if you have to book?

Girlfriend leaked that it was my birthday to the train staff and they announced it on the tannoy but they said "has chosen to travel on Hull Trains for his birthday" .... So now everyone thinks I'm on here as a birthday present like Michael Portillo or Harvey Price

Come on, Mudryk and Jackson are doing their best.

“We’re hearing reports that Peter Odemwingie has turned up outside Conservative Party headquarters in an effort to be appointed to a cabinet position.”