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Sophia Mitrokostas

@smitroko

60% tea by volume.

Edinburgh, Scotland Katılım Eylül 2014
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
Sometimes you just have to crouch in front of the fridge in the dark and eat cold pad thai with your fingers like Gollum.
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
@JohnDerae Hi John! Do you mind DMing me to verify you recently reached out to Insider regarding an upcoming piece? Thank you!
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David Tully@CynicalEyebrow·
IT'S CALLED A MERMAID, NOT A HER-MAID, WE MUST GO BACK TO GIVING OUR BOYS STRONG AQUATIC ROLE MODELS LIKE THIS
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
@Jason09677985 Lots. Would recommend. Also a fan of swimming. Hate all those amazing fear-mongering stories about drowning.
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
@amusicus413 Hello Aviva! I'd love to get your expert comment on a piece for INSIDER regarding the placement of cereal boxes at child eye-level. Let me know if this appeals via DM :)
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
Getting flowers for no reason is like orgasming randomly but you can tell your mom about it.
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
Idea for horror movie: just clips of your husband/father/son/guy friend talking the way you’re low-key afraid they talk about women when you’re out of the room.
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vultural@vultural·
If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway.
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Pulp Librarian@PulpLibrarian·
In teenage news: - How to keep a boy interested WITHOUT SEX! - Will you be married by 18? - Parents are cubes! Hep Cats, April 1960.
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
Don’t say you’re into freaky shit under the sheets if you couldn’t handle identifying my body at the morgue.
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chuuch@ch000ch·
if u sneeze twice but only get blessed once I'm sorry but you're going to hell
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
Found in "The Lust Market" (1956), Harold H. U. Cross. Sex workers and a potential client.
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Sophia Mitrokostas@smitroko·
Just in case you've ever wondered where the @TSA stands on Magic 8 Balls.
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Jack Boot@IamJackBoot·
You think you're building a relationship but no. Squirrels are dead inside.
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