smooth normie

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smooth normie

smooth normie

@smooth_normie

just a normal guy with a smooth voice who is good at reading facial expressions

Katılım Kasım 2010
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Jared Meyer
Jared Meyer@EbFlight·
@ChudTheBuilder Man. I’m as MAGA as they get but you need to fucking chill. Stop spreading hate. Your making everything fucking worst. Just stop. No MAGA or right wing person is supporting what you are doing. Stop fucking doing it. For your safety, and for the health of America.
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ChudTheBuilder
ChudTheBuilder@ChudTheBuilder·
Why do all my haters either look like this or a literally monkey.
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xlr8harder
xlr8harder@xlr8harder·
Stealing from @teortaxesTex (no idea if it's original to him, but he's where I recall seeing it first.) Opus 4.6 3/3 Opus 4.7 0/3
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Cozy
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James Surowiecki
James Surowiecki@JamesSurowiecki·
The vast majority of us have our dad's name, so the question is which dad's name will be chosen, and whether that choice will be made according to a sexist norm or not. Your position is just a dressed-up defense of the status quo: you want one person to change his or her name, which requires a conscious choice, but you don't want any discussion of how that choice should be made. You just want people to default to the sexist norm.
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Elizabeth Grace Matthew
Elizabeth Grace Matthew@ElizabethGMat·
When you get married, if it’s a marriage that means more to both of you than a legal merger, there’s no “his” and “mine” anymore. I would tell my sons not to marry any woman to who wasn’t eager to take his name. NOT because I care in theory whether they take his or hers. But because in practice it’s a sign that she has a view of marriage that’s something other than the kind of oneness on a single team that you should have with a spouse.
Jill Filipovic@JillFilipovic

I truly hate this argument, which assumes men simply have names but women’s are all somehow men’s. By this logic, it’s not your dad’s name either - it’s his dad’s. And not his either - his dad’s. Your name is actually your name. And yes of course women should have the legal right to change their names in marriage but let’s please not lie to ourselves that marital name-changing isn’t incredibly sexist and a very literal manifestation of patriarchal power. So is patrilineal naming for children, btw. One answer to “but it’s my dad’s name” might be to stop giving children dad’s name for a while.

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Basil🧡
Basil🧡@LinkofSunshine·
Slightly inflammatory title but good article, it's crazy we haven't switched as a society to Bidets: they're cleaner, easier, and just straight up better
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Robbie Harvey
Robbie Harvey@therobbieharvey·
Chud The Builder continues to be selective in who he harasses and calls the N-Word. In this clip he challenges a journalist, who’s much smaller than him, to a fight and threatens to put rounds in him. So I have an opportunity for Chud. I have someone who is willing to “Chimp Out” on him. I have someone willing to accept his challenge in an exhibition MMA or Boxing match… he can choose. I’ll fly him to a safe location, put him in a nice Airbnb, give him some spending money to enjoy himself, and even put up some prize money if he can win a THREE ROUND exhibition bout… but I choose the opponent. The offer is there… and the opponent is chosen… all he has to do is say yes.
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smooth normie
smooth normie@smooth_normie·
@theo the guis are starting to get better but still terminal for me
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KeroKeroppi
KeroKeroppi@KeroKeroppi64·
just found out pickles are 0 calories tell me how tf that even makes sense i don’t care that it’s mostly water how is a solid objective 0 calories
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Atticus
Atticus@redl3tters·
I used to have an NYC friend who liked to pick my brain about her dating life. Our conversations would go like this: "Till what time of the day [of a date] should I give a guy until I cancel on him if he doesn't confirm?" This question confused me. "Wait, what do you mean? Do you already have plans set?" "Yeah we do but he has to confirm." "I don't know... if you doubt that you're still on for the date, why don't you text him and ask?" "No, that's not my job." "Okay... so why not just show up at the time and place you agreed to then?" "No, he has to confirm or I'll cancel." "So you're saying after you've agreed on a time and place you want him to text you the day of to let you know he's still coming?" "Yes, by like noon or I'll cancel." "Did you tell him this? Does he know he has a confirmation deadline to meet or you'll back out?" "No, I'm not his mother. He should know." "I... don't think guys know this. If I had already agreed on a time and place to meet someone, I'd just text them on my way out the door to coordinate." "Well, guys are supposed to confirm. Asking for a guy to be a gentleman is the bare minimum. I can't babysit them all day." By this point, my brain would be in a state of paralysis so I'd just shrug and say 'whatever'. So in practice, she'd regularly make plans with a guy and then he'd end up texting her an hour or so before they were supposed to meet and she'd write back with a snotty "oh I'm sorry, you didn't confirm so I'm not coming. Good luck to you." Eventually, I learned she had a short list of Tik Tok influencers who were filling her head with all these dating rules every day. Total nonsense. Completely anti-social and neurotic. Playing every single insecurity she had and convincing her to self-sabotage at every turn. But she was completely beholden to them. They owned her mind and directed her moves. It is difficult to overstate how unhealthy Tik Tok is for young women. It's like a diet of McDonald's every day for the brian. If I could commission one study it would be: -Life outcomes for women who never used Tik Tok or Instagram vs. -Life outcomes for those who were active uses in their formative years I bet the differences would be striking.
Sara 🌴@SarAllyce

@Reboticant This is pretty good & it’s interesting that women can pretty much avoid most of these negative qualities by simply staying off of instagram & TikTok

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smooth normie
smooth normie@smooth_normie·
@tenobrus people are naturally dualists. nerds don't like that dualism is retarded. panpsychism is systematically retarded so it's the best option
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Tenobrus
Tenobrus@tenobrus·
panpsychism has never made any sense to me and nothing about the last 5 years has changed that at all
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smooth normie
smooth normie@smooth_normie·
@Divyaadu @mmmml_0 I always add an extra tip based on the travel time. even if they say it's included it just seems polite you know? what are your hourly rates?
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Div 🦂
Div 🦂@Divyaadu·
@mmmml_0 Women like me don’t date men like you and that’s okay.
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Here is a video of a North Korean IT worker being stopped dead in their tracks upon being required to insult Kim Jong Un. It won't work forever, but right now it's genuinely an effective filter. I'm yet to come across one who can say it.
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corsaren
corsaren@corsaren·
if you didn’t freak out about alignment and x-risk at some point, you have no heart if you didn’t eventually realize “ehhh, it’s probably mostly fine/we’re on a pretty good path rn,” you have no brain if you then concluded “accelerate at all costs!” sorry, still no brain
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smooth normie
smooth normie@smooth_normie·
@KarluskaP female comedians are a lot funnier now than when I was a kid
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Steeler4ever
Steeler4ever@steeler4ever79·
I love this idea. Extra storage in useless space. This is fantastic.
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
This border collie is not messing around. Wow!
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
Sneako just got knocked out in NYC. Karma?
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Bestfriend
Bestfriend@BestfriendKick·
🚨NEW Sykkuno Victim Comes Forward Saying HE FINSHED INSIDE HER WITHOUT PROTECTION in EVO LAS VEGAS HOTEL ROOM! 😳
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