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My favourite insult

Wonderful to spend time with President Zelensky after the speech yesterday. A man of simple tastes. Chocolate hobnobs were freely available, but he just kept repeating “give me plain”

It's already New Year in New Zealand. That's what happens when you have a woman Prime Minister who knows what she's doing. UK lagging behind again.

The Russian oligarch’s dream London starter home:

I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo It was great. She’s a keeper.

What part of the body always loses? Defeat.

@JustAnotherPM 👋

Any PM's here who have been a people leader for more than 2 years? Have a few questions for an upcoming blog post.

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

ok so I’ve gotten a lot of criticism of my attempts to draw realistic birds, but I think I’ve made a breakthrough. even though they move quickly (and are often obscured by foliage!), I think these are close to 100% accuracy! that being said, I welcome any constructive criticism

My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs. He's four months old.

"the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed'

Has to be the best ad ever.

@mikecodemonkey Have used Evernote for this for years. Searches all text including OCR of scanned/photos from magazines etc. Tags to organise etc.

Engineer when Engineer when you invite you don’t invite them to a them to a meeting. meeting.

Not bad but I would have gone with SUPER CALAIS TRAGIC CHRISTMAS BREXIT THREAT: ATROCIOUS!