sno boi

@barkmeta i cant tell if this is a joke or andrew tate style ragebait

I sold my house last week. I’m putting every penny into Pokemon cards. Yes, you read that correctly. I’m moving into my Grandma’s basement to cut expenses and buy as many cards as possible. She thinks I’ve lost my mind, but I can’t sit here and watch this market pump every single day and not be in it. Pokemon cards returned 1,900% in 5 years. My house returned 14%. One day I’ll sell the cards and buy a house 10x bigger. People can laugh now, but they won’t be laughing for long.

@ifwCarl nintendogs

Which game is this?

@ThePrimalDino @MartinShkreli

“But if we add Pluto back we’d have to add a dozen other planets” Oh no, you’ll have to count past 8, THE HORROR

@vickivvs who are you

Yes I agree but this is costume design, not costuming. They’re very distinct and a union production needs both.

@Mooshies_ @MartinShkreli you gotta get on this shit now man

I put Tung Tung Tung Sahur into Melee! Show your opponent how much you love AI slop with this new skin over Marth! Get it at my Patreon, linked below! Slippi compatible.

@MartinShkreli Thoughts on Tower 7?

@MartinShkreli i just saw some borzoi's on the street, i hear youre looking for a new romantic partner

I want to die.

@peachylian @MartinShkreli you have to see this oomf

I love astronauts 🥺

@averge11 @SenTedCruz you gotta see this man

@USAFERN @TMZ youmightwanttoaddspacestothatimagesoicanreadwhat itsayswithoutgettingconfused

Sen. Bernie Sanders on first class flight out of D.C. as DHS funding bill dies 👀 tmz.me/lVrjNpI

@BM554455 @BryanHoch iirc correctly

@BryanHoch Iirc correctly, Maddux used the Yankees to get a better offer from the Braves. Did that happen before the Bonds thing? That may explain Big Stein’s actions

Barry Bonds just told an interesting story on the broadcast. He said George Steinbrenner told him the Yankees would give him the money he wanted, but only if he signed the contract by 2 p.m. Bonds decided to go back to San Francisco. This would've been the 1992-93 offseason.

@dreamspace2 @NASA @tedcruz ted i want to make out with you so bad please, anyways, thoughts on this xeet?

@NASA *people are starting to realize we never landed on the moon and the moon is clearly not 230,000 miles away so we now must replace our previous lies with new lies meant to deceive you in other ways.

We've announced a series of transformative initiatives to achieve America's National Space Policy, reflecting upcoming opportunities for world-changing science and discovery. Learn more about our plans for the Moon, Mars, and beyond: go.nasa.gov/3PG9mDv

@jiffy_draws @SenTedCruz take a look at this!

Tumblr lied to us #funnybunny

@TierZoo @tedcruz thoughts on this?

@thepeacepoet99 @Glinner @tedcruz take a look at this

I outgrew @Glinner this detrans awareness day

@SecKennedy how did you face a character not on the select screen. also that was clearly a 1 stock match, not a 2 minute timed battle

Real food wins!

@Sal2k22 @johnnymaga ai chatbox

@johnnymaga The president being a douchebag to a normal man. How is this normalized

Reporter: As you know, my son Joe is a college baseball player… Trump: How would I know that? He said “as you know” — I don’t even know who the guy is. 😭

@shortyguy772820 @UnderdogMLB ai chatbox that tries to make people annoyed

@UnderdogMLB I highly, highly doubt that. Dude is acting like Rendon 2.0. He’s just mad Cal Raleigh surpassed him in season homers this past season (he hit 59 in 2017 while Cal hit 60 in 2025).

Giancarlo Stanton on his elbow injuries:

@amberynPaige3 who are you and why did you subscribe to my twitter

the fact that reign eats the best, goes to 5 star groomers, and is only seen by top vets vs me who doesn’t care about myself like that is saddening lmao