Sir Jude

People that didn't go to school will make comments, with words; full of typographical errors, no punctuations whatsoever and mostly use shorthands, not only because they lack writing skills, but cos they genuinely struggle with spellings. and while that's not so great, it's just as unfortunate as it is, they simply didn't go to school, so we can excuse them and keep it moving. But my problem is you, the graduate, even a great student, typing stuff like you want to be a benin yahoo boy so bad

@5starbarber_1 E go good for you to leave hear before I bring belt

My girlfriend said I look like ASAKE..

@sandra_dxxx You won't even match three steps but it has called you "fool" twice😮‍💨😮‍💨

If you ever feel you need to be humbled just read Proverbs.

@UDestiny010 @the_Lawrenz Proper hopelessness🤦🏾‍♂️

@snt_jde @the_Lawrenz My people are hopeless

Who is the most useless Governor in Nigeria currently?

@your_eyeness You dey do like when my dog wants bite person

@snt_jde Hmmmm

So I heard Bandits did giveaway on TikTok, and Nigerians who say they want a better country were pasting accounts to be credited by bandits🥲. Who do us this thing?😭

@mhi_dey98 "Ushers go behind that lady right now!!"

Can someone explain what's happening here?

@mhi_dey98 Cooking.... as long as I've curated my Playlist. We're on board

Which house chores do you love doing the most? Me : Washing Clothes I literally wash everyday.

@dalinebaby1 It's for sure, one of the things that will never go into extinction. As long as humanity thrives, love will survive

Do people still fall in love these days?

@UnkleAyo Omo, some people really won at this marriage thing

Lucky bastard.

Damn!! I could perceive the steamy aroma from here🥹🥹 my grandma will rest well abeg, she would even add pepper andqqqqŵ onions at times. She never forgot to buy brisket boney meats and other ihe-ahia when coming back from the market, that was first of all for evening desert and gossip by the fire while she cooked dinner. and the fact that she made it all for me! Just me

I miss my grandmother 🥺 Who can relate?

@mhi_dey98 Bananas🤨🤨

@snt_jde Chew what 😜

Someone bought this packaged chewing gum for me now.

@sandra_dxxx In Nigeria*

You could be wearing rubbish but simply holding car keys will uplift your fit by 100

@dalinebaby1 Omoo e be like you too attend burial o😂

Old but gold. This song never gets old. 🎶✨"

@Beckyleefe3s Singlet and boxer?? Neeext.....

If I tell una Wetin I do for love una go carry fuel burn me 😩😭

@sandra_dxxx Anytime😉

@snt_jde Smart boy, thanks for the clarification

I think it's crazy how babies are surrounded by fluids for 9 months, but the moment they are born they suddenly want air. How does it work that they don't use their lungs in the tummy?

@laz_lois @adanonso_ We don't have a lot of your type on this app, being self aware, accepting your reality and choosing to work towards it than being defensive and trying to find pity is not something we see around here very often. I'm sure you will pull through it!🫂

@snt_jde @adanonso_ I'm from a broken home, and I totally understand what you're saying. My life has been filled with unlearning and relearning. I have a daughter now, and I swear I'll never let her grow in that condition. I still struggle to be affectionate in some ways 😩. Divorce is a disease!

Growing up, whenever my mother travelled, my father would become the moodiest man alive. He would barely eat. He would be walking around the house looking like Nigeria’s economy had personally offended him. As a child, I used to wonder, “What kind of love is this?” Then there was my mother. If my dad travelled, she suddenly forgot she had her own room. One night she sneaked into my brother’s room. My brother turned in his sleep and accidentally kicked her. My mother immediately beat his leg and told him to lie down properly. The next night, Oga locked his door. She tried the same thing with me. Same result. By the time she got to my two younger sisters, they had already heard the stories and locked their doors before she could sneak in. Come and see a grown woman begging her own children to open their doors. I laughed at these people for years. Years!!! I kept wondering what kind of attachment would make two adults behave like this. Fast forward to today. I am on vacation. My husband is sleeping beside some of my clothes because they still smell like me. I am counting down the days until my flight home. And suddenly my parents behaviour then are beginning to make perfect sense. God forgive me for judging them 😊😊😊