SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll

@soapcardgame

every office has snakes. now you get to play as one 🐍 build the office. pick your snake. survive the payroll 🎲

Katılım Temmuz 2025

9 Takip Edilen16 Takipçiler

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·5d

from one cursed workplace game idea to a table full of office snakes. thank you for the playtests, memes, ideas, and every “this reminded me of SOAP!” 🐍 join The Payroll: snakesonapayroll.kit.com/soap

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·1d

@MothershipSG halimah’s impact 💪🏼

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Mothership@MothershipSG·1d

StanChart CEO says sorry for ‘lower-value human capital’ phrase when speaking about AI-driven retrenchment bit.ly/4nLI3F5

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·1d

filed SOAP’s trade mark in Nov 2025. certified May 2026. the office snakes are now legally on payroll 👉 snakesonapayroll.kit.com/soap

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·1d

@Codie_Sanchez the department of Herpetological Resources approves this message 🐍

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Codie Sanchez@Codie_Sanchez·1d

Life without HR at your company.

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: Bolt CEO Ryan Breslow fired the company’s entire HR team because they were “creating problems that didn’t exist.”

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·1d

@awkwardgoogle i’m not angry, i’m just disappointed 🐍

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Interesting things@awkwardgoogle·1d

Green vine snakes rarely attack. They just stare at you as you have disappointed them

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·1d

@Minecraft and egg situation 🐍

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Minecraft@Minecraft·1d

fill in the blank: chicken ______

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·4d

@muheediva01 “the team managed to function when you were at edc” 🤯 what were they supposed to do? die?

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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·4d

What’s the craziest thing a boss has ever said to you at work???

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·4d

@MTV our office snakes are MTV stans 🐍

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MTV@MTV·4d

gooood morning besties

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·4d

@randomrecruiter here, take this with you 🐍

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The Random Recruiter@randomrecruiter·4d

Manager: Are you busy? Me: Yeah Manager: Quick call? Me:

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·4d

@sylawinget 🐍🐍🐍

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syla ♡@sylawinget·4d

If you were an animal, which one would you be?

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·4 May

@CultureCrave may the 4th (and pay raises) be with you 🐍

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Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave·4 May

Happy Star Wars Day

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·4 May

may the 4th (and pay raises) be with you.

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·29 Nis

how would you like it if you went viral when you’re just an office snake going on your lunch break in downtown singapore? 😭

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·29 Nis

@PopBase Midnights the Overtime Edition by Burnout Boa 🐍

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Pop Base@PopBase·29 Nis

Today is April 29th.

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·29 Nis

@DiscussingFilm rated R for reticulated python 🐍 x.com/soapcardgame/s…

SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame

if you’re not careful, some SOAP floors have no exit. the work never ends. neither does the office.

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·29 Nis

‘BACKROOMS’ is officially Rated R for language & some violent content/bloody images.

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·28 Nis

@iankjun cries in snake 🐍

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ianti-hero@iankjun·28 Nis

in memory of the only performance review i got at [redacted] that came with a notice letter 🫠

SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame

it’s appraisal season. SOAP V2 is under playtesting review too. 🐍 do the work. keep the receipts. do not confuse a corporate bell curve with your actual worth. 💪🏼

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SOAP: Snakes On A Payroll@soapcardgame·28 Nis

it’s appraisal season. SOAP V2 is under playtesting review too. 🐍 do the work. keep the receipts. do not confuse a corporate bell curve with your actual worth. 💪🏼