ElSola of Jos

@Benking443 For you to give your generator repairer the old one means he's a faithful guy. It's really good to be good; it's best to reward goodness

I bought a new Generator and gave my Gen repair guy the old one. Baba started rolling on the floor 😂 I thought that was the end, I got a call in the evening and it happened to be his wife who just gave birth in April. This woman wan use prayer and gratitude finish me. She said her child will at least not suffer too much from heat this period. I had to send another 19k from Elon Musk payout wey I wan use flex this weekend so she can buy full tank of fuel. She burst cry 😂😂 I had to just end the call. The crying was too much. Mek I no dip her inside my small savings. 😭

@Anasin_jnr @CatiaKyen Have you bought over the authority?

@CatiaKyen Well, to defend yourself, you have to do it the right way, not at the expense of fighting the authority.

The Plateau people have finally risen to defend their communities against the ruthless land grabbers who have terrorized them for decades. We will fight with every last drop of our blood. They have taught us how to bite back and to hit hard. At this rate, the military will have no choice but to arrest us one by one across the entire state, since rounding up and disarming the youths appears to be their standard approach.

@GloriousGod01 If I was the one, I'd not ask why she didn't help me wash it cos its obvious. On a norms, I'd wash hers if she was busy and I'm not. And for that her excuse, we'll share the grace and vamoose. It's their type that clamour for gender equality

I started dating this girl last week and she said she was going to visit over the weekend. She came yesterday and I fed her well because I had cooked before she arrived. This morning, she took her clothes outside to wash and I asked her to help wash mine too. I came back from work and saw that she didn't wash them. I asked why. She said "But I'm your guest, why should I wash your clothes? Besides, your hands are working." I just said "Okay. Me too, I can't date a woman who won't wash my clothes." She got angry, picked up her small bag and stormed out. I sent her transport money and blocked her. A guest who cannot serve is just a visitor. I don't date visitors. Above all, love God.

@MasterMaliq Nations will rise against nations

Is there any prophecy Jesus made 2000 years ago that’s actually happening right now?

@Pharmacio001 @ADCVanguard_ RMK accepted because after 4 years, power will shift up north so by then, he'd have higher chances. Nothing else. Following Obi is just to increase his credibility and integrity for 2031

Kwankwaso will never be loyal, submissive, or controlled by Peter Obi because he is known for being selfish and showing off his ego. Yesterday, during their defection to the NDC, Kwankwaso displayed some traits that prove he can never be loyal. He is too eager to be in charge of everything. He always wants to lead without building anything. Kwankwaso’s desperate desire to lead everything has made him remain in the NNPP as the national leader, till his contracted defections come in to play. Obi will find it difficult to work with Kwankwaso, especially as he plans to pick him as a running mate.

@joshuaosero @HarmlessHQ Someone who relies on his daily sweat won't get this. The weaponization of poverty is the cause of this. I've seen a tin miner d1e as a result of pitfall. The miners buried him there and continued their mining Those who have experienced poverty will do anything to live

@HarmlessHQ Correct. Let's believe the sufferings Tinubu has brought is able to reset the brains of very many foolish Nigerians who fought for the thief the first term.

There's nothing like a three-horse race in 2027. This is clearly a Tinubu VS Obi election. Atiku is not in the game and is not considered a threat. Because Tinubu has hijacked Atiku's structure. The PDP governors that made up Atiku's structure are now in APC. Nobody is dividing votes in 2027. It's either you're voting Obi or you're voting Tinubu.

@OurAreaDotCom @EmekaAmakeze 😂🤣

@EmekaAmakeze When you marry a sophisticated olodo, you will likely spend the rest of your life in jail.

A woman visits her husband in the prison. Before leaving, she tells the correctional officer, "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!" The officer says, "He just eats and sleeps in his cell!' Wife replied, "He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"

@Bellebliss44 Teachers are seeing things. I remembered when an SS 1 girl asked me out I told her I don't do small girls so she should get good SSCE, go to tertiary, finish and we can date She's in 300L rn and I'm happy for her She has found someone too so, I'm no longer in the picture

Some SS3 girls came to ask me for the name of the pill used in terminating pregnancy. As a rule,when I’m teaching them about contraceptive methods I make sure not to tell them the name of the pill…because they always ask! I’m teaching contraception,not termination! They said one of their classmates “thinks” she “might” be preggy. I didn’t want to scare them away,so I asked them to send me the person.

@Bellebliss44 @CorrectBabie I never liked amala before. A middle beltan like me had nothing to do with it until my NYSC 2019/2020 when I got posted to Ekiti. Omo, that was when I knew what I was missing. Well, I am the type that loves to try new things and you may he different. You can still try

@soldee4u @CorrectBabie I can’t o! 😆

This is what you’re drinking whenever you see that thick tigernut drink that looks like yoghurt or soymilk. If you meet someone with conscience (Obi Church 😅), this is the kind of natural mix they use. But if you meet those that don’t care… na thickeners full everywhere. What’s inside: Tigernut Soybeans Potato Plantain Rice I didn’t even see dates (dabino), so to make it sweet, na sugar or saccharine dem go use. Just know what you’re consuming 👀. Copied

@Bellebliss44 @CorrectBabie I wish you can try

@soldee4u @CorrectBabie Nope. That combination doesn’t feel right to me.

@Bellebliss44 @CorrectBabie Have you tasted it?

@CorrectBabie Rice? Plantain? Inside tigernut drink! Good thing I don’t buy.

@GeneralSnow_ Una wan drag unifier?

Atiku Abubakar is responsible for the Nigeria we have today. Goodluck Jonathan had 4 years to complete his 8 year tenure. Atiku Abubakar, who was a chieftain of the PDP at the time, left the party and joined the likes of Buhari and Tinubu to form a coalition that later became the APC. Rumor has it that the then president even knelt down begging Atiku to support him, after which he would have his backing as incumbent. Atiku refused, and Goodluck was ousted. That is how Nigeria was plunged into the demonic hell of APC.

@Ihunanya_chi The job of your parents was to give you a way of life through the Christianity they practice. It's your mandate to choose whatever you want when you have unanswered questions and doubts about what your parents gave you

🚨Breaking news!! I am starting to question Christianity ❗️ Nobody really told me this is what Christianity is about 😭 I honestly didn’t understand what I was signing up for, and now I’m starting to question my whole decision of becoming a true Christian. Nobody told me that once you become a true Christian, you get “assigned” to the Holy Spirit, like He just moves in and becomes the landlord of your whole life. And this Landlord? Ah. Too many rules 😭 “Don’t do this.” “Don’t say that.” “Don’t even think it.” Excuse me?? Even my thoughts are now under surveillance?? Nobody told me anger will now be illegal. Before, I used to express myself freely 😌 Now it’s: “Be calm… be patient… pray for them…” Pray for who?? The same person that annoyed me?? 😭 Nobody told me small lie will now feel like I committed a federal crime. Before, it was “just a tiny lie.” Now my conscience is shouting like police siren 🚨 Nobody told me I can’t even enjoy my old lifestyle in peace again. The same things I used to do freely now come with instant guilt package. Nobody told me gossip will turn into prayer request. Before: “Come let me tell you what she did…” Now: “Father Lord, bless her and guide her…” God abeg 😭 Nobody told me when someone offends me, instead of showing them my full Jezebel reaction, I’ll just smile like a customer care agent, pray silently, and walk away. Who trained me like this?? Nobody told me if I don’t pray or read my Bible, my whole day will feel somehow, like something is missing, like I forgot my Inhaler at home. I won’t rest until I pray. Nobody told me humility will just land on my head like this. Me that used to carry pride like designer bag, now I’m humble like someone applying for a visa 😭 Nobody told me some places I used to enjoy, like clubs, will now feel like I mistakenly entered another planet. I’ll just be there like: “What am I even doing here?” Honestly… nobody told me I won’t even be able to sin in peace again 😭 Now every day is: “Try again.” “Do better.” “Grow.” Ah. Nobody told me oo… but somehow… I can’t even go back 😅 I LOVE IT📌

@CatiaKyen @_Thrixian no go like the last sentence

Met one of my fine mutuals today and omo, the guy no even dey post much on this X, but see fine boy anyhow! Tall, darkskin, and looking all clean. Abi na the quiet guys be the fine ones? Because the ones wey dey tweet every minute... e get as e be o🤭😂 Fine mutuals, una dey hide o!

@Deseiye_ The good people in Nigeria are more than the not good ones. The not good ones are just more profound

Last week, I accidentally sent ₦150,000 to the wrong account. My heart sank instantly. I called the number linked to the account, already expecting the worst. A man answered. I explained everything, almost begging. There was silence for a few seconds before he said, I saw the alert. I was actually wondering who it was from. I held my breath. He continued, Don’t worry, I’ll send it back now. I didn’t believe him. But two minutes later, the money arrived. I just sat there, staring at my phone. In a country where everyone says “trust nobody,” a complete stranger chose to be honest. That day reminded me There are still good people out there; you just don’t hear about them enough.

@Creative88951Ek It's a glorious poo for her

So there was this woman that came to our clinic ,so she was already due for labour but was insisting it's poo 💩 The nurses encouraged her to come in and push that she is already in labour she insisted it's poo and then after several time of trying she was lead into the labour room Just after few mins not even up to 30 mins this 🫩 lady gave birth to a bouncing baby girl God is indeed wonderful 😊👍 Congratulations 🎉👏 to you mama Wish her well don't be stingy with your congratulations 🎉👏

@Oreofe_06 It's your first labour so I believe you were a newly wed, meaning the marriage was less than a year old. You both are in a period of your lives where you try to adjust from being single to being married. He may be so attached to his mum before marriage so he needs time to adjust

My first time in labor, I was in the hospital crrying and fight!ng for my life in the labor room😭😭😭😭😭 and my husband was busy in his mother's birthday party, 💔💔 enjoying himself with his family and friends. When I called him to come and stay with me in the hospital, he told me that he can't leave his mother at that point. I later gave birth to my baby that day and decided to end the marriage. From the hospital, i rented a house. I told him to go and marry his mother since my l!fe was at stake and I needed my partner to be with me, and he was not there. There is no point him being in my life. do you think I made the wrong decision?

@Iam_Musteey Shebi Atiku said he's not contesting? Abi game don change?

Give Elrufai the ticket, he will struggle in the south and in some parts of the North Give Kwankwaso the ticket, he will struggle in the south and in some parts of the north Give Amaechi the ticket, he will struggle in the south and in some parts of the north Give Tambuwal the ticket, he will struggle in the south Give Peter Obi the ticket, he will struggle in the north Give Atiku the ticket without Peter Obi as VP, he will also struggle in the south Give Atiku the ticket with Obi as VP, they will pull votes across the whole geo political zones, especially the NW and NE. So yes Atiku/Obi is the ONLY ticket that can challenge Asiwaju. Any other ticket is just to congratulate the Mr President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu of Lagos state

@_Kamor Where my cut of the 50k?

I once was called to the Police station and upon reaching, I was informed that the lady had jailed the guy because he refused to marry her. I was so confused. The police asked me to speak with her, and she called me to the side, collected my number and left. Next, I saw 50k in my Opay, and then she called me and asked me to dump him and be her own lawyer. 😭😂

@BachirK4 @HerbalistChief On a regular, a cup full daily is okay

@HerbalistChief How much can you safely drink daily?

Sobolo/Zobo/Bissap any day 🙌🏾