
mr. umbrella
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mr. umbrella
@sombrilla_cap
throw away public thought journal re: investing (w/ a value bend), macro, and “pockets of competence” across consumer/TMT/Financials.




Strategy has acquired 8,178 BTC for ~$835.6 million at ~$102,171 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 27.8% YTD 2025. As of 11/16/2025, we hodl 649,870 $BTC acquired for ~$48.37 billion at ~$74,433 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC $STRD $STRE $STRF $STRK strategy.com/press/strategy…

Coinbase has a $95 billion dollar market cap and doesn’t even hold 10,000 Bitcoin. Strategy owns nearly 60x more BTC and has a market cap of $105 billion. Strategy is undervalued by trillions.

$MSTR is driving the digital transformation of the credit markets via securities like $STRK, $STRF, and $STRD.



Max pain is not Microstrategy collapsing and #Bitcoin getting cheaper for everybody else. Max pain is Metaplanet becoming so incredibly valuable that they buy Japan, pay off all its debt, and rename it BitcoinLand. And Bitcoin never gets cheaper for anybody else.


Trump and Elon will compete on who can accumulate the most Bitcoin. It’s the only way to pay off the national debt and save Tesla. Everyone is going to win.


.@saylor is disrupting the BTC ETF business. His innovative $MSTR-linked BTC instruments make traditional BTC ETF’s look like archaic, performance weaklings. WHAT THIS MEANS: Saylor’s drinking Larry’s milkshake.

Nobody makes it to real money and moves to a third world dumpster. Rich people will live in Tax Havens or the ultra nice places (Laguna Beach, Central Park, Hampton etc.) If someone claims to be balling and living in Canada we all know the truth. Exception to rule NHL blah blah













