AC, and I cannot stress this enough, AB

אין דבר שגורם לי לפקפק יותר בעניין הזה של ״לימוד גמרא מחדד את המוח״ מאשר רמת הטיעונים של יוצאי ישיבות כמו ליבסקינד או גרשוני.

@mattxiv Que sora sora

@TracketPacer bespoke blocks, just like grandma used to make 'em

also, i don’t use auto block lists. i block with intention 🫶🏼

don’t message my friends to ask them why i blocked u. email me like an adult so i can ignore yr ass. if you’re going to try & waste someone’s time, keep it to me & only me i don’t remember why i blocked this guy but checking his dumbass replies reinforced that decision

@DrAllyLouks @ceaubin Filled with spite and rage she just like me fr fr

Had a delightful time dunking on Humbert Humbert. Tune in for @ceaubin and I descending into mania.

ACAC

@Noa_Liberator @JustXavierB Driving in Israel *is* war

@JustXavierB Not related to the war but to bad driving

Yeah... War isnt fun.

@TamaDolev קודם תםה ואז זינ

מה יצא קודם זין או תמה

@octopuscaveman They were DMing underage urinals

How did this account with only 1 tweet get suspended?

@themarinadove I can get one. not mine though.

really funny dune tweet you made dude, do you still have your foreskin btw

@SaltyBitch_52 This is an ad for an app that does recordings. her entire account is ragebait work stories.

This girls co-worker put in a three week notice for PTO for her sister's upcoming wedding that she had to travel for. It was approved by the manager but two days before the girls departure, she's asked if she can change her plans because they need her for a client presentation. She obliviously can't because flights and hotels are already paid for and non-refundable, so she goes to her sisters wedding. When she gets back from her trip, she's called into HR and told that she's being fired for abandoning her responsibilities at work when before her trip, she had never once been written up and did everything they asked of her. She plays back the TEAM video where her manager is asking her to cancel her approved plans to the HR person and they said they would get back with her but they never do. Have you ever experienced a situation like this or heard of if happening to other employees?

@MarshmeLoaf uncanny

יום אינטרנט טוב סה"כ.

@DrakeGatsby Snitches get peanuts

There’s a lot of suspicious details here but $5,000 feels like a shockingly low number

Good night, sweet prince. I hope this nap is better than all that came before.

@esjesjesj I think it's called widow when he's dead

She’s a dead podcaster’s wife

@DoubleAHoliday @astraeagoods Is this where you went dancing?

@astraeagoods Took my docs to a shoe repair and they said they would do what they could. I wasn’t sure what that meant but they just cut up a car tire and glued it over the bottom of the broken shoe. Now I’m an inch taller and leave tracks like a Volvo.

i tried to be responsible and go to a shoe repair to fix my busted docs but the old guy told me to just contact dr martens and get a refund for all the “plastic crap they’ve been making bc it’s just garbage and can’t be fixed” LMAO

@dlashbel @aviiiv רופא עם תקן מחליפים רק בקלפי

@aviiiv אולי, רק אולי, אפשר לשאול איך אותו רופא ש"כאן הוריד למישהו יד בטעות, שם הוא ניתח למישהו את רגל שמאל הבריאה" , עדיין עוסק בתחומו?

קלמן ליבסקינד עם הדוגמה הכי גרועה שאי פעם נכתבה בעברית. מישהו אשכרה היה מוכן לשלוח את אבא שלו לרופא הזה?!?

@albertadevs @hackernews Half as hard for twice as far amirite

My boyfriend made it to #3 on @hackernews after ignoring every single piece of advice I gave him on how to go viral online I’m going to crash out

@suchnerve They just need to ask their doctor about Chubbed youtu.be/zW2M6tp5tqQ?si…

growers are truly an oppressed group……. 😔

@klachkin האחים צברי

לאור ההצלחה המתונה פותח הפעלה נוספת לזמן מוגבל - תבחרו אמן או להקה ואגיד לכם מה האלבום הכי טוב שלהם

@CantEverDie Remember when charlie had a little neck-dot?

this video has ruined me. whenever i see the word “anecdote” i think “a-little-nectdote”. soon i might start saying “a-little-nectdote” and it’ll be all over for me

@MaggieMaeFish Final destination

RESEARCH QUESTION -- Are there any movies, specifically Horror movies, where everything bad that happens is the main character's fault? Keeping it vague for reasons, but let me know if anything in particular comes to mind!!!