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@CourtneyRCronin @PardonMyMeme PMT boys could go to weeks 3, 4, 7, and 9 and hit all the teams

Here is the Chicago Bears’ 2026 regular season schedule: Week 1: Sept. 13 at Carolina Panthers 1 ET Week 2: Sept. 20 vs. Minnesota Vikings 1 ET Week 3: Sept. 28 vs. Philadelphia Eagles (MNF) 8:15 ET Week 4: Oct. 4 vs. New York Jets 1 ET Week 5: Oct. 11 at Green Bay Packers 4:25 ET Week 6: Oct. 18 at Atlanta Falcons 1 ET Week 7: Oct. 22 vs. New England Patriots (TNF) 8:15 ET Week 8: Nov. 2 at Seattle Seahawks (MNF) 8:15 ET Week 9: Nov 8 vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (SNF) 8:20 ET Week 10: Bye week Week 11: Nov. 22 vs. New Orleans Saints 1 ET Week 12: Nov. 26 at Detroit Lions (Thanksgiving) 12:30 ET Week 13: Dec. 6 vs. Jacksonville Jaguars 1 ET Week 14: Dec. 13 at Miami Dolphins 1 ET Week 15: Dec. 19 at Buffalo Bills (Saturday) 8:20 ET Week 16: Dec. 25 vs. Green Bay Packers (Christmas) 1 ET Week 17: Jan. 3 vs. Detroit Lions 4:25 ET Week 18: Jan. 10 at Minnesota Vikings 1 ET

Hi- Book fair dad here. Scholastic still has their tentacles throughout the US school system, using volunteer parents to sell junk to children. Virtually 0 sports stuff. No posters, no books, no pencils. It's bad. Minecraft, Marvel, Mario etc. It's all slop. But 100% want you to host one.

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@lukalexicon @ykslyy Another reason to go back to gold jerseys @Fanatics

@ykslyy skin tone, yellow contrasts with a majority of white skin tones

can someone tell me scientifically why yt players look bad in Lakers jerseys

@equine__dentist @justalexoki in shambles after not posting this

some guys are afraid to moan but i be in my girl’s ear like

@BoringBiz_ I don't believe this. I'm in this group, with a 6 yo and a 2.5 yo, private school, daycare, 2 cars, maxed retirement accounts etc. There is plenty left over. $6K in unaccounted for spending is the issue.

Couple earning $500K/yr as a tech engineer and doctor are complaining about living paycheck to paycheck The irony is that their definition of paycheck to paycheck is after maxing out 401K, HSA and IRA accounts

@NielsHoven imo more of a librarian issue and library issue. The library likely has all the books you want, the librarians arrange the displays

When I was a kid, libraries looked for books to get kids excited about reading It feels like priorities have shifted

@_CobyBryant_ Teach the young guys, win a supey, live like a god-king in Chicago. It’s really simple

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Took. Wayne for $20 when an Uber cost $24. The future is here just not yada yada

@LarryMannisto @TheCleanCarClub A or B not C. Needs to be between the trailer axel and the vehicle. C is unstable youtu.be/qEHD9Wjw3lk?si…

@TheCleanCarClub All 3 it depends on the type of towing to be done! If the Tongue (hitch) weight is too high, you move the load back, and vice versa if the tongue weight is too light, the best loading is over the wheels and make sure the load is secure in all positions!🚗🤠

Which loading technique is correct

@mixedgrass666 Illinois has three rivers and two straight lines and a lake

Bordered by two rivers and two straight lines. Good clean Jeffersonian design

@Underdog Y’all missing the fast twitch muscle discourse. Campbell would get juked out of his sneakers

Will Campbell is 6'6" and weighs 319 pounds. He logged a higher standing vertical than Darryn Peterson 😅

@onlybeefsupreme @ChrisMartzWX Ford discontinued this. Do not buy, you’ll get get support for when it breaks down (it will)

@ChrisMartzWX There's always this. ford.com/trucks/f150-li…

If Tesla built a Cybertruck that doesn’t look like an ugly ass microwave oven and made it function like an actual pickup with a bed, I probably would buy one just to avoid paying for gas and to reduce maintenance.

@StrongpointRich Retvrn

I'm convinced that the general consumer has gotten wise to the "technician with a tablet" aesthetic.

@FootballCravee @RichJohnsonNFL On the next episode of @PardonMyTake with @PFTCommenter and @BarstoolBigCat

The Titans “seriously believe” they have a top 10 WR duo in Wan’Dale Robinson and Carnell Tate, per @RichJohnsonNFL

@NFL @ChicagoBears @packers @PSchrags come on man, this is stupid at this point.

Two more epic battles set for the @ChicagoBears and @Packers in 2026 🔥 NFL Schedule Release - Thursday at 8pm ET on ESPN/NFLN

@_baldtires @aarondfrancis Social pressure to make it right is much stronger at the counter. Not saying overfill but some mobile orders have been atrocious

@aarondfrancis Gotta use the app, I think ill use the app tomorrow and get a big tasty burrito

He's headed to Chipotle. Put ten people in line that have never seen a burrito before

@jtrothwell @JerusalemDemsas Or more young women without children enter the laborforce, get married and have kids to be a stay at home mom. Nothing wrong with that. Versus Nordic women not entering the laborforce bc they will be stay at home moms

@JerusalemDemsas An alternative interpretation is that Scandinavians are less able to afford leaving the labor market to prioritize family life, despite their generous leave policies.

Underrated how much the US is paying for childcare costs in the form of depressed female labor force participation.

@MarkSchanowski I went to the Bulls vs Macs season finale in Dallas. Fan appreciation night and I’m a Bulls fan that lives in Dallas. Mac was on the the roster and during his minutes he couldn’t wait to give the ball up against the Mavs backups (neither team wanted to win). It was bad. So no

Will the Bulls bring Mac McClung back next season? He deserves a shot at being a rotation player in the NBA.

@BearsShowYo No. Who’s he feeding on those passes? 20/10 sounds nice until you remember his father

If the Bulls end up with Cam Boozer, yall gonna be happy?

@AdsoOfBelk An app where you could arrange this to be delivered to any location on the lakefront would print. Pick the chairs and menu, we’ll drop off everything and haul away

Increasingly hearing rumblings that it’s going to be a Mediterranean summer on the shores of Lake Michigan