billy cox

Since puking is called throwing up, why isn't pooping called throwing down?

Report: Jordan’s Furniture announces annual Red Sox promotion where your furniture is free if you can grit through 9 full innings of watching the team attempting to figure out how to play baseball

@Starbucks should have spelled the new CEOs name wrong on that press release

At this point I just add a ", you worthless piece of shit" to the end of every headline I read that involves the CDC. it just makes it more honest

Panic! At the Disc Golf competition

i love current events. for halloween i'm dressing up as a current event

Octoberfest and October First sound the same when a British person says it

it looks like the LA Rams made the numbers on their uniforms using fruit by the foot

...but, alas, white whale was NOT on the shopping list and so Ahab's maddening chase continued

Never judge a book by its face tattoo

@BenDBarker Found Frank! Phone finally rang after a few hours and were able to get word to him. He was shocked we found it. Jacket fell off boat while he was fishing for black sea bass. Caught a 20 pounder too. Pretty good day for Frank.

@son_of_fuzzy What happened?

Just found a Columbia jacket floating in Buzzard's Bay. Size XL. Eyeglasses and an Android phone in pockets. Looking for owner; possibly named Frank. Please RT this to help Frank get his stuff back.

Vets and civilians walked from Boston to the Massachusetts National Cemetery in Bourne -- 65 miles -- to honor the fallen. Via @PatriotLedger (subscriber only) patriotledger.com/story/news/202…

@Reppentweet @BenDBarker @Mrzack123 Thanks but No Hanks

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Glenn Close.

can't find one of my sneakers. don't know if I lost it or if it's just being sneaky and hiding

gonna tell my kids this was Jon Taffer

At breakfast you take a biscuit from the basket but on a fast break you put the biscuit in the basket

Buying this outfit to wear every morning when I log into Robinhood while laying in bed

this acquits different