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@sonofabeachy

BMFS stan account | good music | cleveland sports

Hell (Ohio) Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Jordan@sonofabeachy·
Have you ever seen Billy Strings play Long Hot Summer day then rip Dust in a Baggie to end a set because I have
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Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
I didn’t vote for a “nice” president. I voted for an “effective” president.
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Yining Karl Li@yiningkarlli·
The Brewers broadcasting booth lost their read out sheet to the wind and it got plastered to the foul net, so the cameraman zooms all the way in so the booth can still read the sheet. I love baseball so much and I’m so glad baseball season with all of its goofiness is back. 🤣
Adam McCalvy@AdamMcCalvy

This highlight from today’s Padres-Brewers telecast is presented by authority of @JLevering4 and @BrewersFanCamp and may not be disseminated without the express written consent of the Milwaukee @Brewers. 🤣

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Steel guitar playlist queued up… some of my favorites
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★ Kacey Musgraves HQ ★
Kacey Musgraves popped into Robert’s dressed up as Ronnie Dunn. She’s so unserious 😭
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@wilkins63 What year was it that we had a hard freeze and snow in May for like 2-3 days. We already had flowers in planters and some of our seeds out
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friendscallmeJay
friendscallmeJay@Jaypotta·
Looking for the perfect stoney Sunday soundtrack? Here’s Khruangbin with “White Gloves ii” and it’ll cure what ails you 🎥KEXP
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friendscallmeJay@Jaypotta·
(Clutches chest suddenly) Wife: “Holy shit are you okay?!?” Me: “Can't control my breathing, can't stay calm….Your body's hotter than a brothel in Guam. Put that loving on me, it goes off like a bomb, it's detonation.” Wife: “I’m leaving you.”
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@Smuphy It’s sort of a right of passage I think
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My 9 year old will not shut up about plane crashes the entire time we’ve been on this flight
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@TrentonPurifoy @AgChainCowboy I cut up a bunch of jalapeños without gloves and stuffed them into jars for canning and my cuticles felt like they were in a deep fryer for days. Never again
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Trenton Purifoy@TrentonPurifoy·
@AgChainCowboy Learned a valuable lesson the other day. Cut fresh jalapeños and then touched his eyes immediately after I told him to scrub his hands and not touch his eyes. On top of allergies.
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Trenton Purifoy@TrentonPurifoy·
Chef Baylor. 🤌🏽🫶🏽
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@Misery_n_Gin They suck and I don’t know why anybody would want one in the first place
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Dumper Jones@Misery_n_Gin·
Still not intelligent enough for duvet covers
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Jon Favreau
Jon Favreau@jonfavs·
He’s winding down the war and looking for an off-ramp but will blow up all their power plants unless they open the Strait which we don’t need and will open itself anyway which is why he might send ground troops to the country he already blew off the map.
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Ben Stiller
Ben Stiller@BenStiller·
Sending condolences to the family of Robert Mueller. A combat veteran and patriot who served our country and stood for the values we all share as Americans. Rest in peace.
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