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Jordan
@sonofabeachy
BMFS stan account | good music | cleveland sports
Hell (Ohio) Katılım Mayıs 2009
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I didn’t vote for a “nice” president. I voted for an “effective” president.
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The Brewers broadcasting booth lost their read out sheet to the wind and it got plastered to the foul net, so the cameraman zooms all the way in so the booth can still read the sheet.
I love baseball so much and I’m so glad baseball season with all of its goofiness is back. 🤣
Adam McCalvy@AdamMcCalvy
This highlight from today’s Padres-Brewers telecast is presented by authority of @JLevering4 and @BrewersFanCamp and may not be disseminated without the express written consent of the Milwaukee @Brewers. 🤣
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Kacey Musgraves popped into Robert’s dressed up as Ronnie Dunn. She’s so unserious 😭
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@wilkins63 What year was it that we had a hard freeze and snow in May for like 2-3 days. We already had flowers in planters and some of our seeds out
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Still not sure it's safe yet to pack away the horse blanket I use for when it's below 0
NWS Wilmington OH@NWSILN
A RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURE OF 86 DEGREES HAS BEEN SET AT COLUMBUS OH SO FAR TODAY. THIS BREAKS THE OLD RECORD OF 85 DEGREES SET IN 2012. AN ADDITIONAL REPORT WILL BE SENT AT THE END OF THE DAY TO UPDATE THE RECORD.
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Looking for the perfect stoney Sunday soundtrack? Here’s Khruangbin with “White Gloves ii” and it’ll cure what ails you
🎥KEXP
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(Clutches chest suddenly)
Wife: “Holy shit are you okay?!?”
Me: “Can't control my breathing, can't stay calm….Your body's hotter than a brothel in Guam. Put that loving on me, it goes off like a bomb, it's detonation.”
Wife: “I’m leaving you.”
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I have also teleported to a Waffle House with no clue how I got there.
Dexerto@Dexerto
A FEMA Director says he was “teleported” 50 miles to a Waffle House He described the bizarre experience as “real” and “no fun”
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@TrentonPurifoy @AgChainCowboy I cut up a bunch of jalapeños without gloves and stuffed them into jars for canning and my cuticles felt like they were in a deep fryer for days. Never again
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@AgChainCowboy Learned a valuable lesson the other day. Cut fresh jalapeños and then touched his eyes immediately after I told him to scrub his hands and not touch his eyes. On top of allergies.
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Muhlenberg County Stars is one of the prettiest tracks of all time I don’t care
Jordan@sonofabeachy
Steel guitar playlist queued up… some of my favorites
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@Misery_n_Gin They suck and I don’t know why anybody would want one in the first place
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He’s winding down the war and looking for an off-ramp but will blow up all their power plants unless they open the Strait which we don’t need and will open itself anyway which is why he might send ground troops to the country he already blew off the map.
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Is that what would you say about Trump if he died tomorrow?
George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸@gtconway3d
It's actually simpler than that, Brit. This is the kind of thing Trump does that demonstrates to anyone with a soul that he is a despicable person. He can't help but say these things, because that's just who he is.
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Sending condolences to the family of Robert Mueller. A combat veteran and patriot who served our country and stood for the values we all share as Americans. Rest in peace.
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Bookmark this one for when it finally happens and they want to cry about how disrespectful everyone is
Shelby Talcott@ShelbyTalcott
Trump on the death of Robert Mueller: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead.”
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