John Sorrells

@PatMcAfeeShow @KirkHerbstreit please rip that tie off of Rece, it’s giving me vertigo

@MikeTobinFox Congrats @MikeTobinFox on your Everest summit — and thank you for those 22 push-ups. When you said “I hope it shows someone gives a damn,” we said out loud: We do! — The Bar X Project | Reuniting Warriors. Restoring Hope. #Veterans #MentalHealth @barxproject

@Braves Vines doesn’t sweat THAT much! #habanerosinhiscap?!

Gotta love @Venmo @VenmoSupport ! The way I sat through that automated system just trying to speak with a live person to have the live person pick up and then hang up on me before saying a word is total class. So I tried again and they repeated this lazy employee trick!!

@PepperidgeFarm you invented the best goldfish ever and pulled them! Make the old bay seasoned goldfish permanent!

@headkrack love the mike Tyson take! Ur a trip

@amyssorrells @themorningxatl @JohnMayer @99x @SBarnes @FramLeslie Well, now that you foiled the plan I’ll have to “work in the dead of night, when the roads are quiet and no one is around…”!!

@themorningxatl @JohnMayer @99x @SBarnes @FramLeslie @sorrellsjohn - are you going to go down and stalk the studios to finally meet the Legend @JohnMayer ? keep an eye out for him @SBarnes 🤣

Meetings are fun when you get to catch up with an OG buddy. You’ll get to know @JohnMayer very well tomorrow - 7:20 am on The Morning X - @99x. John will be on with us from 7:20 up until 9. You will get an interview unlike any out there🙌. #johnmayer @sbarnes @FramLeslie #ATL

@nickandchris680 fascinating interview guys! #billywagner

This is what 100,000 cigars looks like. Beautiful.

DOWN GOES NO. 3 BAMA 😱

Tennessee playing Dixieland Delight after the win was ice cold

THEY MADE IT TO THE RIVER

@JBWeldDIY can your apoxy actually go bad on the shelf? I bought it Saturday, used it yesterday. One side of the dual tube was a very runny ink. It didn’t mix as normal

@WendellPierce nice seats at the open Zane!!!

@JeffFrancoeur look at the video of the passed ball. Tromp twisted his ankle when he bent down to pick up the ball.

@Jif Please hustle the reduced fat creamy back post haste!!

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Where is @JeffFrancoeur ? @BravesOnBally

The only women who’ve called out your name in 30 years were bailiffs.

I love this! @cbfowler @KirkHerbstreit calling NFL. #nfl so refreshing

@joshduhamel @JamesLesure I just saw “bare chested in the park” S4E15 #lasvegas was the best!! Y’all are a riot in this episode!!!!