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MoRmOns bElIeVe JeSuS and SaTaN aRe BroTHeRs! No we don't, and this is a gross representation of what the actual doctrine is 🧵

@ThatKid1871 Tax evasion is a crime. Tax avoidance is a national pastime.

You're...not supposed to publicly admit doing tax evasion

@vivoplt Gonna pivot to furniture/cabinets/carpentry

Software Engineers, what’s your backup plan if Artificial Intelligence writes better code than you in 2 years?

@nomodem I don't know how you arrived at that conclusion based on this post, but I wouldn't say your post is in any way accurate. It's just a way to help people be more efficient and courteous with asynchronous communication.

영어문화권에도 업무 메시지마다 안녕하세요 인사 꼭 하는 사람들 있구나...

@ashole71 @it_unprofession yeah you still say hello, but you follow up with whatever you need in the same message instead of waiting for a response to your greeting. It's a helpful paradigm.

@soydantaylor @it_unprofession to be honest I get way more annoyed when there is no hello

My boss just sent me a Slack message that says "hey do you have a sec?" No context. Just the digital equivalent of a tap on the shoulder before an execution. I replied "sure, what's up?" two minutes ago. The little indicator says he's typing. He's been typing for three solid minutes. What could possibly take three minutes to type? Are we restructuring the entire org chart? Am I being fired via a multi-paragraph manifesto? I checked his calendar and he has a meeting with HR at noon. My heart rate is currently higher than it was during my last stress test. He finally hit send. "Do you know how to convert a PDF to a Word doc?" I'm going to bill the company for my future cardiology appointments.

@1000PixelCuts @SonOfZeusApollo @it_unprofession Point taken. Snark comes naturally to me.

@soydantaylor @SonOfZeusApollo @it_unprofession Your evangelism game needs some work if sarcasm and vague rudeness is your best approach. Most humans don't click on links if they don't know where they go. Welcome to planet earth.

@pilgoth This was fun to read grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5…

We should be taxing dog ownership to pay for childcare subsidies. The environmental burden alone from the piss and shit is staggering. These dog people need to be put on a tight leash.

@SonOfZeusApollo @it_unprofession yeah clicking on links is hard.

@soydantaylor @it_unprofession If only your comment explained what it does

@Pirat_Nation The Lord of the Rings would be a very smelly movie

Researchers have created a new device that uses ultrasound to trigger smells directly in the brain for VR The small device rests on the forehead with a soft gel pad. It sends gentle sound waves through the skull to the area of the brain that processes smell. Current VR smell systems use cartridges that need constant refills and can make a mess. This new method is cleaner and could one day let people smell virtual worlds like forests or oceans naturally. The project is still in early prototype stage from a small research team. Safety levels were kept low, but more testing is needed.

@Tekeee taking financial risks, saving for retirement, making home improvements. all that can come out of whatever is > $120k. Hard disagree.

There’s almost no real lifestyle change between making $120k and $350k a year.

@DiscipleFidei @mcodyw This statement is also, ironically, a strawman.

@mcodyw Everything is a strawman to you folks.

Mormonism is what happens when people are left to their own desires and their own counsel. Having rejected the truth, they follow after what appeals to them, twisting doctrine around the will of man rather than the will of God. What they call exaltation ends up elevating the very things Scripture warns against: pride, self-glory, and the pursuit of pleasure. But, all is not lost. My LDS kinsmen, you can read your bible and see the lies in the Mormon church. Accept Christ, accept that there is one God only!

@mattyglesias There is something about small creatures that makes many humans glitch out and abandon reason.

Dog owners need to uphold the social contract slowboring.com/p/dogs-arent-p…

@Latterdaytruth #1 needs work. Laws don't necessarily correlate with objective morals. Sometimes some people are able to get legislation passed to make things they find rude illegal. I would put the vast majority of speeding in this category, because most of it isn't dangerous.

1. It’s morally wrong to willfully violate the law. 2. Speeding is a violation of the law. Conclusion: Willfully speeding is morally wrong. Thoughts?

@MelMattison1 Can you please elaborate on this in terms of retirement math?

@Ch_JesusChrist Can't wait for all the related EBF merch in Deseret Book.

The First Presidency has announced new age-group names for young women—names that reflect their identity, growth, and purpose. The new age-group names are: • Builders of Faith (young women turning 12 or 13) • Messengers of Hope (young women turning 14 or 15) • Gatherers of Light (young women turning 16 or older) Young Women General President Emily Belle Freeman said the spiritual significance of the names became especially clear to her during a recent visit with young women in Tahiti. “As the girls sang, I was inspired to think of these covenant-keeping young women whose purpose and mission would be to build faith, share hope, and gather and reflect light around the world,” President Freeman said. “My eyes teared up as I realized the Spirit had been leading this process all along, inspiring names of faith, hope, and light that would help God’s daughters live as disciples of Christ and prepare them to enter a lifelong sisterhood of charity—the Relief Society.” Learn more by visiting the link below: newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/young-…

@_Credible_Hulk In F all I need is the tens digit and I know how to dress outside. C is more useful for cooking and chemistry ( which is also cooking, kind of ).

Why would I ever memorize what 32F and 212F are? What are celcius-brained people so obsessed with knowing the boiling point and freezing point of water???

@_Hazardous_Wolf I don't like raw chicken either.

I can almost guarantee anyone who hates tomatoes would probably like actual vine ripened tomatoes. The reason for this is that most store bought tomatoes are force ripened and lack a lot of flavor as a result.

I think we should remove all taxes before we start universal basic income

@CultureCrave @THR It was necessarily caused by a vulnerability in its systems. How would the exfil happen otherwise?

Paramount has launched an investigation into who leaked the entire ‘Aang: The Last Airbender’ film The company eliminated the possibility that the leak was caused by a vulnerability in its systems (via @THR)

@RonaldD58039636 @papajoolia Nunca se sabe. Voy a intentar darles lo que se les debe de una manera u otra.

@soydantaylor @papajoolia No se va a estrenar en Cines. Si no en la plataforma muerta de Paramount

We worked on the aang movie for years with the expectation that’d we’d get to celebrate all of our hard work in theaters.. just to see people unceremoniously leak the film and pass our shots around on twitter like candy.. (1/3)