Sparklypips

Yikes @OpenTable

@RF_Travel_News @RedFunnelFerry Any chance you can hold the jet a few minutes? The bus is stuck in traffic by the station. Would be a nice gesture after everything commuters have dealt with this month

@RF_Travel_News @RedFunnelFerry Hi, will the Redjet definitely be back to timetable tomorrow? Need to know whether to change train tickets

Give him a chance #IsleofWight, the people paying your wages didn’t expect you to do anything for the first 7 years did they

Years back my daughter dropped an old elastic hairband as we crossed a road. She was desperate to go back “before a man stole it.” As I told her to wait for the green light & nobody was going to steal it, a man picked it up and pocketed it. I’ve thought about that 100 times.

@TrueCrimeObsess Had a chaotic work meeting, here’s my notes 😆

Back here after a year or something to share my horror at #c4thejury. Misogynistic or just plain stupid, that’s who we give the job of justice to. Most of them literally didn’t understand the evidence or the decision they were supposed to be making.

@British_Airways I have DMed but received an automated response saying the chatbot doesn’t understand my question.

@sparklypips Hello, I'm sorry you have had an issue getting through to us. Please send us your booking reference via DM so we can take a closer look. We'll also need you to confirm your full name and contact details. We may need to ask you a few more questions for data protection. Bethan twitter.com/messages/compo…

@British_Airways Hi, been trying to get through to you for days to discuss a rescheduled flight booked through BA flying with Qatar. No options to resolve on web or app. Getting urgent as I need to apply for visas. Advice?

@RF_Travel_News 1830 is running from Southampton.

Red Jet 15:35, 16:45 & 17:55 SO and 16:10, 17:20 & 18:30 WC cancelled due to adverse weather combined with RJ6 operating limitations. We apologise for the inconvenience caused to your journey.

Anyone work in UX for the @British_Airways app or website? I have so much feedback for you. What an incredibly, and continually, frustrating experience.

@petetrainor Every year after Isle of Wight Festival I drive past a similar scene and it makes me feel very sad. Nobody’s learning anything are they.

Wow. Not sure what to say to this… a generation of entitlement in one video.

@British_Airways @Beathhigh That’s Sir Ian.

@Beathhigh Hi there, Ian. We're sorry to hear this has happened. Please, once you've completed your journey, DM us and we'd be happy to look into this further for you. We apologise for the inconvenience caused by this. Hannah twitter.com/messages/compo…

Off to Greece on holiday. Treated ourselves to business class @British_Airways - tickets bought in February. Arrive at Heathrow to find we’ve been bumped to economy. Story of my life…

And please keep me on my toes by arbitrarily changing the spacing between bulleted lists and line breaks

If money was immediately and permanently no object, what would you do?

@SoVeryBritish Doofer

What do you call the television remote control?

@b33rdy @StuartDavies Didn’t we get a dislike button on here at some point?

@b33rdy @StuartDavies This only narrowly beats obsessively combing your beard over food preparation areas and claiming it’s “hygienic”. Mentioning no names.

Charlie fookin Dimmock

In a field of 17 candidates, I came 8th. And for the second time in three years, I beat UKIP and Piers Corbyn in a democratic election. If that’s not a sign of hope, nothing is.