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@BrianRoemmele Exactly why this kind of thing shouldn’t exist, if you’re not fit to drive you’re not fit to supervise either

She is 87 years old and she is liberated by her fists Tesla Full Self Driving technology.

@AIDRIVR But… you could fit TWO more Miatas in there!

Welp, it fits Does this mean I have to buy one?

@dannyoneil Did you lose your job selling hot dogs at games or something?

"Washington state has been my home for more than four decades," is the first sentence. "But that didn't stop me from turtling like a punk and selling the #Sonics 20 years ago," should read the second.

You've got a lot of fucking nerve, @HowardSchultz. And absolutely no shame.

@LamarMK If you don’t want to drive, get off the road.

The raw fact is you cannot buy any car in the U.S. that drives itself better than a Tesla. Point to point. Out of your garage to a parking spot at your destination. Tesla's FSD is already handling 99.9% of drives with minimal intervention. Nobody else is even close. Honestly, I think Tesla has already solved Unsupervised FSD. They can flip the switch the second regulation allows it. The future is already here. Most people just don't realize it yet. When do you think Tesla will activate Unsupervised FSD for everyone?

@itsrosesm I look forward to the day.

Imagine trying to vote and seeing ICE checking IDs at the door. Would you still show up?

@Adams_Tech_AI Safety first but let’s put a metal object on a metal chain to just let it fly around the cabin space, no way that will become an issue in a collision or anything

More parents are choosing Tesla for their kids because safety isn’t optional anymore. 5-star crash ratings, advanced driver assistance, no gas stations, and some of the safest vehicles ever tested. The future family car is electric. ⚡️

@klovsch @OwenSparks Except that you need tires, lubricants, it’s over 50% plastic construction etc etc It literally could not exist or function without oil-derived products, genius.

@OwenSparks That’s what I said irl. We don’t need no oil.

What's an oil change?

@StirlingForge Guy saved his truck from the Hyundai driver, and also did so without ever actually entering the space your Tesla was occupying. He came very close, but controlled the truck to avoid a collision on both sides of him, neither of which were his fault. Its cool your car can dodge tho

Full Self Driving just saved our family from a highway speed collision with a guy who basically almost pit maneuvered me in my blind spot. When the reaction kicks in, it was like a forcefield, pushed us one lane over into empty drivable space. FSD is 1000x better than any insurance plan

@philthatremains Lmao Cleetus just makes it even better 😂

maybe women athletes should be paid MORE than men because the point of sports is entertainment and this is entertaining as hell. 😂

@LamarMK What if I enjoy driving and hate all the backwards tech being added to interiors? Should have a knob, switch, or dial for all controls. To say ‘more capability’ would be to exclude everything a truck is actually used for, including carrying extra fuel off road, towing/hauling etc

I saw a RAM Truck on a car lot today for over $87,000 while FSD was driving me around in my Cybertruck. Now imagine paying that much and still spending around $150 every time you fill it up with gas. If that tank lasts a week, you're looking at about $600 a month just in fuel. You can buy a brand new Cybertruck today for around $69K, get more tech, more capability, a futuristic driving experience, and FSD that drives you around. Charge at home and you could spend around $150 for the entire month added to your electric bill. Even a 0 to 100% Supercharger session can be around $40. Which truck would you rather own?

@SEATTLESUBMISS Absolutely retarded

I-5 was fully closed for over an hour last night with all lanes blocked by police. While drivers sat at a standstill, an impromptu street band formed on the freeway sousaphone, accordion, trumpet, and all. #SEATTLE 🎷 (video credit u/Kirby223)

@mrmikeMTL PUBG in the first year it was out

Name a video game that you've easily put 1,000 hours into Gifs only

@itsrosesm Get another one and tell him to fuck off

if a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@PeakSeattle Seattle is the absolute bar none dumbest fucking city on the planet.

As soon as you're done reading this post, I want you all to get in your cars and drive exactly 10 MPH down a quiet residential street by you. Just one or two blocks is all you need to do. I did it myself, because I felt it was important to really understand what 10 MPH means, and you should understand it, too. Why? Because that's the speed limit Seattle wants us to start obeying. And you need to understand how agonizingly slow that is. This is thanks to a new state law that Ferguson signed a year ago, as described in the Capitol Hill blog: tinyurl.com/2j37sezp "A new state law allowing “shared streets” designed, engineered, and constructed to emphasize pedestrian and bicyclist safety — including 10 MPH speed limits and the ability for those walking and rolling to safely cross a street anywhere they want — is about to get off on the right foot in Seattle. The Seattle City Council’s transportation committee is taking up legislation Thursday to change the city’s municipal code..." Now, in fairness, they're not applying this to every single street. Not yet, anyway. But mark my words, they will expand it, because they've done it before. Remember six years ago when COVID hit? The left saw the opportunity to advance all kinds of agendas that they never would have been able to pass otherwise. One of them was when Mayor Durkan announced that ridiculous "Healthy Streets" program, which gets a mention in the article. The city put up signage and physical barriers to block us from using select residential streets that we pay for. Since we were not allowed to use our parks, they told use they're going to turn some of our streets into temporary "parks." I mean, this is Seattle. If people can identify as whatever they want, why can't a street identify as a park? To this day I don't understand why recreating on a street is safe during a pandemic, but it's dangerous to do so in a park. The unspoken reason was they were doing this because they had turned over our actual parks to the vagrants and tweakers and criminals, because they had kicked them out of the homeless shelters. They didn't want them hanging out in close quarters because of the virus. We wouldn't want them to be doing anything unhealthy, right? Never mind that those people were hanging out in tents doing deadly drugs and sharing pipes and needles the whole time. Meanwhile, and I'll never forget this, I took my kid to go play at a park near us had been shut down. There wasn't a soul around. And yet, after a few minutes, I see walking towards us from 100 yards away a city worker with a vest on. She told us we had to leave the park. I said, "Really? What about that guy in the tent in the trees over there, does he have to leave?" And she said no. I didn't want to cause a scene because I had my kid with me, and I could tell she hated having to tell us that. But I don't think there's ever been a time where I despised my city leadership more than at that moment. These power hungry maniacs stole from us a much needed fun afternoon that I could have had with my child. Anyway, as soon as they announced that program, I correctly predicted that even though they were saying it's a temporary thing for the pandemic, they were going to expand on it as well as make it permanent. And to this day, those streets still have the signage and barriers up. I've been ignoring these signs for years. The only time I respect them is when I see someone actually playing in the street, especially if it's a kid. And that's pretty much never. Back to present day. The article goes on to say, "The change will open up a new era of pavement markings and paint, bike resources, planters, and bollards in Seattle" Oh boy, I can't wait! Also, if you click on the “first-in-the-nation” hyperlink in the article, it'll take you to a piece by The Urbanist (surprise!) that provides a definition for "shared streets:" tinyurl.com/339c6554 (Out of space, see the remainder of this post in the comments)

@AprilSpark1890 Good. Halal slaughter is evil

🤷🏻‍♀️😬Whoops😬 🤷🏻‍♀️ Dearborn Public Schools says that 206 servings of pizza containing pepperoni made with both beef and pork—not halal-certified pepperoni—were given to students during the week of Ramadan.

@rushicrypto You can’t just give people money and have them magically not be mentally ill, addicted to drugs, or just outright desiring to live that way. Free will means bad choices happen too

It’s not weird to y’all that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty? Not even one rich person? It’s just “what they do with their money is up to them”? Yeah, sure- but it’s not WEIRD to you that not ONE single person wants to be a big hero and solve the world’s problems when they LITERALLY could? That’s not bizarre or suspicious?

@PNWConservative Retarded

Seattle Kommissar Katie Wilson: "We will not allow grocery chains to close stores at will"

@OutofSpecDetail They couldn’t comprehend someone enjoying driving, which is honestly sad to me. One of the best things in the world

One does not buy a Porsche to be driven around, one buys a Porsche for the love of driving. These Tesla fanboys are something 🤦‍♂️

@izaqueoeav That’s out of focus

😱😱😱🇺🇸 WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BRO 🛸🛸🛸 ISSO COM CERTEZA NÃO É UMA ESTRELA!!! "Eu tenho uma Nikon p1000, vi essa luz bem baixa no céu, sabia que não era uma estrela, então apontei minha câmera para a luz e veja o resultado, estou no estado da Pensilvânia, Estados Unidos."

@jeffrubenstein Lmao this looks like such a dogshit product

Mixtape is a truly special game, like a playable High Fidelity or maybe a 90s John Hughes movie. Still thinking about it days later. Also you can blow things up by flipping them off -Go play it! (It’s on Game Pass, too)