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Spencer@spence_hays·59m

@eigenrobot i dont even know what they do. my last job had a DOS based database that said "Copyright IBM 1960" upon startup.

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eigenrobot@eigenrobot·2h

everyone is blaming india for this but I don't think ibm has done anything interesting since before i was born theyre the radio shack of tech firms. i see stories like this and mostly find myself amazed they still exist

The Kobeissi Letter@KobeissiLetter

BREAKING: IBM stock, $IBM, collapses nearly -20% after posting weaker than expected earnings due to “weakness in the software and infrastructure business.” The stock just erased -$55 billion in market cap.

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Spencer@spence_hays·5h

@somewheresy Surely Clippy is their Cro-Magnon man right?

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∿@somewheresy·7h

I like to think sometimes that the models we use today view him as a sort of eldritch God

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Spencer@spence_hays·6h

@_chair set you up right by the firepit, nice and cozy. maybe roast a marshmallow.

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Chair@_chair·19h

how are you guys planning to celebrate my birthday in early September anyway

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Spencer@spence_hays·7h

@DeepDishEnjoyer the Canucks must be punished for not listening to Smokey

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peepeepoopoo@DeepDishEnjoyer·9h

fucccccckkkk canadian wildfires causing brown skies again

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Spencer@spence_hays·8h

@coldhealing also why is it in decimals instead of minutes and seconds

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cold 🥑@coldhealing·9h

Why do the SF train signs have 2 significant figures of accuracy for estimated train arrival times?? There is no conceivable reason I'd need to know that a train is 9.14 minutes minutes away

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Spencer@spence_hays·12h

@visakanv hi visa 👋

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv·22h

my dear friends, it is so good to be with you again 🥲

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Spencer@spence_hays·12h

@somewheresy the canadians need to get their fire fighting systems under control, it feels like theyre sending smoke our way every four months

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∿@somewheresy·13h

pleae

New York Metro Weather@nymetrowx

A string of wildfires that has erupted across Northern Minnesota and Southern Ontario is going to be a major player in our air quality here over the next few days...

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Spencer@spence_hays·12h

@michelleakin gotta join in on the Big Conversation on the timeline it feels like

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michelle@michelleakin·13h

I can’t stop scrolling but it feels less like my brain being hijacked by bullsht and more like I’m at a huge party full of everyone I love and I need to see who else is here

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Spencer@spence_hays·23h

@visakanv i'm diving in

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Visakan Veerasamy@visakanv·1d

ressemble the simcluster!!! the old that is strong does not wither!! deep roots are not reached by the frost!!

GIF

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Spencer@spence_hays·23h

@esotericpawg i cant tell if this is a belt joke or a WoW joke

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¿@esotericpawg·1d

The dorkiest millennial you know thinks this is hilarious

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Spencer@spence_hays·23h

@prerat prerat solidarity

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prerat@prerat·1d

i tried and it didnt work :(

Nikita Bier@nikitabier

We're rolling out a small tweak to boost visibility of your posts to your mutuals (people who you follow back). We noticed this data was missing from the algo and it made your friends appear less in your replies. This resulted in the reply section feeling more like a battleground with people you don't recognize. This should also help clusters form around interests more easily, which many people have asked for.

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Spencer@spence_hays·23h

@signulll i think im up to two years now. i just dont care to post photos all that often.

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signüll@signulll·1d

i haven’t posted a single piece of content to instagram in 1.5 years now.

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@shaggysurvives how did it take 32 years of https existing for a GENIUS to come up with this.

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shaggy@shaggysurvives·1d

open up its the httpd

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@gabriel1 you just got random shots from a stranger

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gabriel@gabriel1·1d

aaaaaaaaaa, i saw the vaccine van in sweden outside the grocery store and thought "ah hell yeah let's get all the shots while im at it", but i forgot that they make you sick and nauseous and now i have to fly back to sf sick and nauseous

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@deepfates we used to be before i got nuked

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🎭@deepfates·1d

Is this true? Reply or retweet if you're seeing this, I'm trying to test something. also tell me whether or not you're my mutual

Nikita Bier@nikitabier

We're rolling out a small tweak to boost visibility of your posts to your mutuals (people who you follow back). We noticed this data was missing from the algo and it made your friends appear less in your replies. This resulted in the reply section feeling more like a battleground with people you don't recognize. This should also help clusters form around interests more easily, which many people have asked for.

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@wylfcen So Beowulf was talking about a bunch of goats. Totally changes the poem!

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Wylfċen@wylfcen·1d

Have you ever wondered why we say “mice” and not “mouses”? It’s because Old English had a class of nouns with different vowels in the plural. If we kept the original plurals, books would be “beech,” cows would be “ky,” goats would be “geat,” nuts would be “nit,” and oaks would be “each.”

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@MichaelAlleged It's such a good movie.

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Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAlleged·1d

watching Lawrence of Arabia and uh. Holy shit

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@squirtle_says HELLO SQUIRTLE, IS IT SUNDAY YET?

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Squirtle@squirtle_says·1d

holy shit i’m seeing tweets from mutuals i haven’t seen in ages did they finally fix it all testing testing is this thing on 🎤 this is ground control to major tom 📡 (please respond)

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Spencer@spence_hays·1d

@wylfcen Every word here makes intuitive sense except "Dælas", does it have a modern descendant?

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