Rob

Thread of videos that will ruin your night

(Scratching my head with a gun) where the hell did I leave my gun

Sorry I’m late for the custody hearing, there were no clocks in the casino.

Bryson DeChambeau when the tournament actually matters:

Tiger Woods’ caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters.

At work, you must adopt the baseball mindset that 78 losses a year is still probably getting you into the playoffs

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick* a divorce!?

@viewsoff Oxford, AL

Tuscany, Italy

Salt Lake City, UT

New York City, NY

"How'd you know I'm from Atlanta bruh?"

It's finally here. Good morning from Thursday at the Masters. #themasters

BREAKING: Iran says it has "forced" the US to accept its "10-point plan" which includes the following terms: 1. Cigs inside 2. $5 Guinnesses 3. Weekly happy hour 4. Boys trip to Aruba 5. Rewatching Heat 6. Termination of my enemies 7. Termination of the IRS 8. Paying me 9. Year supply of creatine 10. Tomahawk Tuesdays

gaming

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Logging onto Twitter dot com to fill my brain with a hyperstimulating melange of real and false information so that I can no longer distinguish between the two.

Without a doubt, one of the coolest moments of my career, below is a breakdown of the first round of my mock draft over at @MBFantasyLife Very thankful I got the opportunity to bring this back to written form, enjoy! fantasylife.com/articles/nfl-d…

ATL Drake Baldwin - 10-day IL, back (from carrying the rest of the lineup)

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs