Jackie’s ghost kicked the hornets nest

Yep

Amber? I barely know her.

These Mandela effects are getting ridiculous wtaf is a codamundi that’s not made up

Well, well, well. Rock bottom has a basement.

Website: Create a password you will remember. Me: bob Website: weak Me: Bob Website: good enough

Yes, I support the mentally ill by retweeting them, next question .

@BhattiLaib9960 I did

I bet you can’t spot what’s wrong on this Texas Roadhouse receipt in under 10 seconds...

she’s a 10 but she grew really concerned when she heard “seven eight nine

Humans are just tomorrow’s fossil fuel.

[close to midnight] Son: I need you to pick me up Me: I thought you were at your gf’s house Son: I am Me: her dad there? Son: yeah Me: trust me, he’ll give you a ride home

*swinging for the fences Fuck you fences

@ms_punkymom @TheReaIRobG I love it

Got my new ride today! So excited!

I need one of these ASAP!!

Things you shouldn’t be doing as a Grown Ass Man… 1. Standing on your tippy toes don’t ever do this as a grown ass man. If you’re short and not at least 6ft tall like a real man then go grab a stool and stand on it bozo.

Things you shouldn't be doing as a Grown Ass Man... Hiking you leg up to wash yo balls stand there 10 toes down like a real man in the shower and scrub them shits with dignity TF wrong with you lifting your leg up bozo

Things you shouldn't be doing as a Grown Ass Man... 2. Jumping up and down when you're excited what are you a 4 year old little girl who just got a lollipop? Calm TF down and be a degree of nonchalant like a real man .

@lady_valor_07 Skin

🤔👇

my sleep number is zero fucks

Connect my liver spots to reveal the shape of a heart. ~Old people flirting apparently

Blocking you would imply that I’ve noticed you, and I wouldn’t wanna give you wrong impression.

@JustElliot2 I can drop off gelatin.

I kept this information to myself but I had major surgery yesterday. I made it through ok and I’m on the mend. The major surgery was removing a splinter from my hand that I had to dig out of the skin with tweezers. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.