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@jollyrobber

Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is. I ain't shit. Damaged goods. @cinnabon is my TC https://t.co/DWSIgVB76e

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I hope one day I can properly convey to her the effect her ass has on me, both physically and spiritually.
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Lori@Cornjerker78·
Can’t get your ducks in a row? Call Huey, Dewey, and Louie for a free consultation
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Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey
A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.
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barrel rolls@barrel_rolls·
trying to flush 414,000 kitkat bars down the toilet as the cops are surrounding my house
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Forward March@RunOldMan·
Not riding your shopping cart to your car is the first sign of depression.
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Forward March@RunOldMan·
If I'm drunk and a pizza commercial comes on, you better get me a pizza.
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew·
why are you so obsessed with me? - me, talking to my bills
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Lurkin' Mom
Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMom·
Have you tried making it way harder than it has to be?
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Tara
Tara@tara_266273·
The world went to shit when we stopped selling our souls for rock n’ roll.
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𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐢
when courage starts filling the void
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𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐯𝐢
sometimes what you believe is freedom, is nothing but a glorified prison of your own creation
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Meh Curie
Meh Curie@BeckQuerels·
Wish I had a Popeyes biscuit choking me like a good third date right now
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Meh Curie
Meh Curie@BeckQuerels·
I’m drunk. Which way do I swipe? Left for ick and right for dick?
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Meh Curie
Meh Curie@BeckQuerels·
I’m at drink# take my socks off and not my panties
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Meh Curie
Meh Curie@BeckQuerels·
Men are stupid but I like their body weight on top of me
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mariana Z@mariana057·
Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
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DJB
DJB@Skinwalker5110·
You know, my house doesn't fill up with annoying fruit flies when I buy donuts.
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krista@kristabellerina·
I snaked a drain and now I know why my husband complains about our long hair so much.
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jan@JJSummertime·
I'm gonna name my next puppy Password123.
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Suki@skickwriter·
Is it just me or are 75% of y’all just stealing old tweets that only the other 25% of us are old enough to remember?
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Pleasant Wolf@futwolfhardware·
Me saying ‘Fuck’ about something I’m reading and immediately telling my dogs “It’s OK”, because they know that word is associated with getting into the garbage. Then explaining the many uses of the word fuck and how volume is involved… to dogs. Alone in a room with dogs.
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