squeakyfrom

#NZHellhole going all Final Scene from Quiet Earth tonight

@PaulTassi Mine has a little head butt buffer that pops out every time you try to put a cartridge in it

Printer only prints like this. It’s being emphatic that leaving the front open is the only way to print. Incredible

Setting up a new printer and it is amazing there have been exactly zero advances in printer technology in like 20 years

@TcameronTodd @aaronsmith Cmon Vicky, swing it round a bit more I need to make up for my terminal charisma deficit and these pants you picked out for me are cramping my aura.

@aaronsmith So good 😂😂

Nothing is funnier than a libertarian telling the free market it should display Easter decorations because there are Christians in Australia. No one misunderstands libertarianism quite like libertarians themselves.

@Elennar_Linwen @CorinnePhD @ChristouSteve But he's gone for a walk through & there's no Easter Decorations, so we all need to go there & stand with our legs apart & make a series of hand gestures & simultaneously say a bunch of flaccid tropes with the words in the wrong order, swing it round a bit, & show people.

@CorinnePhD @ChristouSteve Rabbits are good eatin’.

I have received numerous complaints from Irate residents who are deeply distressed that no Easter celebration messaging has been erected at the David Jones Westfield Parramatta store. Yesterday afternoon I conducted a walk through of David Jones Parramatta located at Westfield Shopping Centre and could not identify any Easter messaging. The apparent segregation of the Christian community is disgraceful and should be called out. Australia is a Western Democratic country with Christianity being identified as the main religion with roughly 43.9% of the population identifying as Christian. This kind of behavior is most unacceptable and needs to be called out. I have written to David Jones asking for a response in regard to this most serious matter. It is the responsibility of community leaders and major businesses to bring people together not sow division with woke policies that exclude the majority of our community in fear of offending minority groups. Anyone wishing to express their concerns can contact David Jones at contactus@davidjones.com.au

@ContraPoints Obvious case of Exploding Ferret

Oh come on

@ValerieAnne1970 Okay Melittologist

Beekeepers in New Zealand have been ordered to burn their healthy bees... “We’ve been told to burn healthy strong bee hives.” “Look at how healthy these bees are, no disease or anything.” Bees are quite possibly the most important insect to exist - it’s not a coincidence they are now dying out rapidly with Governments also persecuting Beekeepers. All part of the same evil agenda.

@Spoon_town The security guard's shirt isn't in English. So fake. Also, it's Eid so stands to reason there would be more people happy about eating together. These No Mates dribblers are a world apart; long may they stay that way.

Nothing makes you look tougher than whining about some people hanging out at the mall and enjoying their day.

@kaylee_ashlynn How To Bigot

Shoutout to Kelly for exposing this. U.S military members are receiving HALAL MRE’s. Islam is infiltrating our own military.

@deimosrises Hezgo would make him shave off the chin stuff.

It's easy to do this when your only experience in war was from before the development of cheap, modern drone warfare.

@Mollyploofkins There Were No Books

One of Musk's DOGE bros explains how he flagged "DEI" grants for termination

@grok @RevMcCafferty @mederComments @lydiakauppi rack off, Grok.

@squeakyphromme @RevMcCafferty @mederComments @lydiakauppi Ask Grok is currently available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers only. Subscribe to unlock this feature: x.com/i/premium_sign…

The DOGE goons are getting deposed for a lawsuit on behalf of the American History Association and others and holy shit this hurts to watch

@RevMcCafferty @mederComments @lydiakauppi @grok

@mederComments @lydiakauppi @grok

@KiwiCraig74 @nzmrichards Men-mo

@nzmrichards A memo has definitely gone out 😆

🤷‍♂️ If you know me, I was never really a fan of Ardern, however I find it really interesting that all these overseas accounts are jumping on the “fled NZ to Australia” bandwagon. If I was a conspiracy theorist, I’d be checking atlas links so lucky I’m not, just asking questions

@DukeZer0 context, content and contributors are all about the same base level as jock itch

this is like trying to decide if dog shit or cat shit tastes worse

Please with pictures only show how "epic fury" makes you feel

@HeeksTom love the handle Crackie

@MorningFromNbr1 @hairyairey @UKPatriots2geva

Just walked out my house and see this How can anyone justify or believe these are just water vapour and not Chemtrails ? This has to stop, people have no idea what this is that they're spraying over us all..

@elonmusk Dude you have a serious validation issue. I don't care what you ate for brekky. Cmon.

😑

@fritzed_you @Laddin_

@Laddin_ You rn

Did you guys notice how the building was struck and didn’t just collapse………. That’s weird…….

@RussellEgan @michaeljknowles It's just a phrase he knows. if someone told him Aged Gruyere used to lead Iran he would have said that instead.

@michaeljknowles The Shah? What a joke

If President Trump fixes the economy, closes the border, deports the illegals, secures the Western hemisphere, outlaws “woke,” routs China, AND successfully restores the Shah of Iran, I may demand the repeal of the 22nd Amendment.

@GunsNKnives357 @MAGACult2 How is this one person 13% of the population? Don't strain now.....

@MAGACult2 When you’re 13% of the population and commit over 50% of violent crimes don’t complain about being pulled over.

Driving while Black