To 7yo: "Have you written your letter to Santa yet?"
Brings me a blank sheet of paper...
"Can you print my whole Amazon wish list on here?"
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(1/3)I was gutted to learn from the media that after 19 years Im banned from the Nathan's July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest. I love competing in that event, I love celebrating America with my fans all over this great country on the 4th and I have been training to defend my title.
Josh Harris on improving FedEx Field: "I cant say I'm super excited when I have to get on a call at 11 at night and talk about leaks and bathrooms and puddles...but you know what that stuff is really important"
Josh Harris just called into the show and said he has heard about our parties at Old Ox and the Bullpen tonight.
AND HE BOUGHT EVERYBODY AT BOTH PARTIES A BEER.
I do not recall Dan Snyder doing that.
What a day.
@EITMonline What this service needs is a Bluetooth-connected electric shock bracelet. When you goof off or get distracted, your peers could send you a shock to get back in line.
@fahnestock Same, but mine isn't cheap, so I don't want to take it like candy if it's a minor headache. But I wait until it gets major, it's probably too late. Catch-22.
Carson Wentz has dropped back nine times:
* Completions to Thomas of 4 and 13 yards;
* Completion to Samuel for 8 yards;
* Incompletions to McLaurin and Gibson;
* Intentional grounding;
* Three sacks, including fumble out of back of end zone.