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Technology has gone too far man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password

The way they killed Grogu was brutal

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

Your physique is a public resume of your private habits. It never lies.

It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

the neurodivergent tendency to never initiate a conversation but be very social and bubbly when approached

No amount of bene gesserit boner manipulation could inspire the degree of diamond dingaling I get from Visas seductively telling me to lob hand grenades into a crowded cantina

The neurodivergent experience of being perceived as angry when you're really just overstimulated

BREAKING: A massive data center campus in Fayetteville, Georgia, secretly drained nearly 30 million gallons of water before residents noticed a drop in their own water pressure.

Defining your own standards and shamelessly following your own inner truth is the most masculine thing you can do Society wants you to remain a repressed little boy, enslaved by the spirit of the times They want you to obey daddy (the personal father and the societal father) instead of your own soul Most men are not living their own lives—they are acting out scripts inherited from parents, culture, fear, and the need for approval The only approval you need is your own There is only one true path for you, and it is your own The deepest wish of the masculine is to be fully and authentically released into the outer world

"AAAAAAAAAH GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT WITH A STABLE INCOME I'M LITERALLY IN HELL SAVE ME KURT COBAIN'S GHOST AAAAAAAH!" Why was Gen X like this?

@LeadingReport Trump doesn’t drink btw.

Alcohol consumption among U.S. adults has fallen to the lowest level recorded in Gallup’s nearly 90-year history.

i want a small, tasteful wedding. no friends. no family. no groom. just me and an open bar

Dating in your 30’s is crazy because you’re getting hit on by women in their 20’s and 40’s and they all ask for money.

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

@softboywin You just got fat.

The older you get the more you realize jeans are a terrible piece of clothing

@theralkia You think that’s gravity your breathing?

Do you guys think it is theoretically possible to fly like Superman