the russ that couldn't lowe down

I think about this moment every day

Wtf is that first paragraph🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

It brings me no pleasure to say this but Labour must stand aside in 2029 and support the Greens. It's the only way to stop Reform

@terrychristian @TelegraphDucker By that logic why not play all games at the higher capacity ground?

@steadyongromit @TelegraphDucker This one should definitely be switched to Old Trafford. It would be sold out theguardian.com/football/2022/…

Can’t understand why City not agreed to FA Youth Cup final being moved to Old Trafford with club ruling out Etihad in race to ready North Stand Ask those #MCFC U18 players if they’d prefer to play in front of 70,000 or 7,000 What an opportunity missed telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

@BenZaranko Red and blue lines definitely both increasing no?

Headline measures of wealth inequality haven't meaningfully changed since the 1980s, but it's harder to work and save your way up the ladder than it used to be. Meanwhile, inheritances are becoming ever more important. Me for this weekend's Observer: observer.co.uk/news/capital/a…

@joem167 Why is his hand not on the table

How does Mark Allen ever get a wink of sleep again?

Interesting that ITV have decided this is newsworthy, but a Labour MP doing the exact same thing is not

@Matthewjcrist Can't believe he kept his job all that time

Steve Evans has guided Bristol Rovers to seven consecutive wins for the first time since 1953.

This is so mad. Imagine if the cost of fuel had gone down instead of up - would these people have got a partial refund?

Pippa Crerar will believe literally anything Starmer tells her. No lie is too outlandish for her to repeat word for word

@wesstreeting The government has a net approval score of -57

The BMA think their demands are more important than patients. Unsurprisingly, patients don't agree. Patients deserve better. The BMA must call off these strikes.

@LeftieStats @LordAPolls Not a member of the British polling council though

‼️BREAKING | Greens surge into LEAD (1st!!) 🟢 Grn: 21.4% (+2.1) ➡️ Ref: 20.9% (-1.4) 🔵 Con: 20.5% (+0.2) 🔴 Lab: 17.0% (-0.4) 🟠 Lib: 9.2% (-1.9) Poll: @LordAPolls, 26-30 Mar (+/- vs 19-23 Feb)

@PhilipProudfoot Canary islands probably not the best example of an innocent holiday destination if you're against settler genocide

No holiday to Tenerife this year, kids. Because a genocidal settler-colony in the Middle East and its US allies decided to do the most stupid thing imaginable.

As we stare down these energy price shocks, we need to ask: why is the price of *all* electricity largely set by gas-fired power stations? This rigged system needs to change. Today, I wrote to Ed Miliband MP asking that we break the link between gas and electricity prices.

@ICRC That's awful. Who killed them?

📍 Gaza | One year has passed since the killing of 8 medics from the Palestine Red Crescent Society and 7 other first responders. Our thoughts are with their loved ones today. Humanitarian workers must be able to carry out their work in safety.

Political journalists are so obsessed with that scene from love actually. Let it go

@ScubaGuyer @LeftieStats @OpiniumResearch They're not on the left and they're not above the greens in the polls but other than that yeah bang on mate 🎯

@LeftieStats @OpiniumResearch Don’t look now but the Lib Dems are actually labour’s biggest challenge in the polls on the left… not the greens

🗳️ NEW | Reform lead by 6pts ➡️ Ref: 27% (-2) 🔴 Lab: 21% (=) 🔵 Con: 17% (+1) 🟢 Grn: 15% (+1) 🟠 Lib: 12% (+2) -- Seats -- ➡️ Ref: 312 🔴 Lab: 101 🟠 Lib: 80 🟡 SNP: 46 🟢 Grn: 41 🔵 Con: 31 Via @OpiniumResearch, 18-20 Mar (+/- vs 6 Mar)

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.