Johnny the Audio Engineer

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@NOblivicarsMori @rayrayishappy @darrenwaggonerx @OMApproach Part of what makes them so great. For $100 you get about 90% of what the pricier ones do. The other ones just make you wish you were listening on speakers.

@stealthvoltron @rayrayishappy @darrenwaggonerx @OMApproach Well for a hundred bucks I won't even be mad if they get handed to my kid to destroy. I'll check them out first.

How are we not officially in World War III if Russia is fighting in Ukraine against NATO, while the U.S. and Israel are fighting Iran, which receives help from Russia and China?

@rayrayishappy @NOblivicarsMori @darrenwaggonerx @OMApproach Having listened to countless brands and models of headphones, your best bet is just get ATH-M40s and spend the rest on a nice pair of speakers.

@NOblivicarsMori @darrenwaggonerx @OMApproach hey @stealthvoltron ... what are your thoughts on the sennheiser 630 v 800. is the open design of the 800s worth the crazy price?

New ep w/ @stealthvoltron reviewing Abigail Jensen, a woman with a stinky vag. Also, classic Lisa Boswell, a new Kiki doll, Stuttering John backing down from a fight, and more. whoarethese.com/ep703-rat-girl…

@sarcophagus_v @Docquistador Light work

@Docquistador no fuckin way @stealthvoltron

lol blow off whitey, im a hindu playa from a 10000 yr old culture you savage

@73nk1 @TomaMusicAct I’m still using Cool Edit Pro 2.0 so I’m right there with ya

@stealthvoltron @TomaMusicAct >parks his Hyundai

防音室が話題なので うちの場合ロフトベッドの四方に木の板を張り付けて超簡易防音室を作ってみました (ドアを付けず毎回壁ごと外す仕組みにしたせいで面倒くさくて使わなくなった模様) たぶんケチらずにちゃんとガラスウール内包二重壁とか作ってたら割と良いものが出来てた気がするんよ

@73nk1 @TomaMusicAct It’s like parking a Chrysler 300C next to a Bentley

@stealthvoltron @TomaMusicAct I'm broke so Warm and Behringer are never off the table. I was always under the impression Warm was fairly accurate to what it was cloning

@73nk1 @TomaMusicAct You’re better off using UAD and MixWave plugins if you want accuracy. Every Warm piece has made me laugh, some of the Behringer pieces are solid but I’ve never been impressed. The burden of knowledge.

@73nk1 @TomaMusicAct None of the above lol

@stealthvoltron @TomaMusicAct Not a Warm fan? Surely a better choice over Behringer

@JohnnyIncognitx @dickmasterson 1-800-PHU-CKIN

@dickmasterson @stealthvoltron I ain't Fuk Fuck or Fck Fuck. I'm undercover in the Fuck world. Phuckin it up.

@73nk1 @TomaMusicAct Warm Audio says it all 💀

@TomaMusicAct I imagine the acoustics would be quite poor and the monitors would lose a lot of accuracy, you should probably just use headphones at that point.

Johnny's January Brainrot | TDS youtu.be/NIv5j6VsRqE

@Captain_Cheez @stupidtechtakes You guys missed the most important part. Those speakers sound like shit.

@stupidtechtakes Like buying a Porsche and putting in 87 gas

"hifi" account buys a $65,000 sound system but still uses spotify

@ChrisOnion34625 Quirk chungus. Needs to be the green glowing skull one to be cool.

@stealthvoltron quick ruling: quirk chungus or cool chungus?

@YMarsman I’ve had Super Fly on wax since I started digging for records. Also if you’re a UAD guy, check the artist preset tab on the Ocean Way Rooms Deluxe plugin.

@stealthvoltron How did you know this was Curtis Mayfield, you absolute MFer?! (Also, yes, it was the UAD AT-102 plugin -- Good call, and crazily quick!)

The type of shit I get on Instagram reels genuinely feels like I'm being attacked by demons

@TotallyNOTTrio @tozwozear Actual factuals

@tozwozear This is why @stealthvoltron and me are homies

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Wow great news! @stealthvoltron please let @dickmasterson know that's he's doing to be ok and he is blessed.

@SirSeatSitter @TMZ What do you think his new hobby will be?

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