Suzie Crabgrass

Oh wow it’s me!!! 🥹🥹

god this rocked man

giancarlo stanton hates it when u click his google image

Zohran riffing in response to a heckler:

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. City workers fix thousands of tiny annoyances every year, from broken basketball rims to bike path bumps. This year, we’re highlighting 16 of those fixes. From the exacerbating eight to the frustrating four, every item in each round will be repaired…but you’ll be voting on which fix will be done by me on day 100 of our admin. Round one of voting starts right now: nyc.gov/madness

the guy who invented the endless scroll ui might have done a crazier number on humanity than oppenheimer yk

Trump, Netanyahu and Putin: plunging the world into barbarism, oligarchy and authoritarianism.

Best Picture winners 🥇 at the Oscars versus the highest-rated films 🍿🎥 of each year on Letterboxd and IMDb @TheAcademy, @letterboxd users, and @IMDb users have agreed just twice in the past 25 years: Parasite (2019), The Departed (2006)

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Two completely different worlds on the same red carpet: a millionaire flaunting his NBA cards worth $30 million in a Tiffany & Co. case made of white gold, diamonds, and rubies, next to an Iranian filmmaker who faces prison when he returns to Iran after the Oscars.

Full performance of 'I Lied To You' from 'Sinners' at the Oscars

The Mandela effect must be true

Javier Bardem revives his 2003 Iraq War protest pin at the 2026 #Oscars to condemn the current war in Iran.

In honor of Sinners, star Jack O'Connell has arrived to the Oscars red carpet wearing vampire fangs

How it feels to drink one Sapporo

Today, I signed an executive order establishing the first-ever Mayor’s Office of LGBTQIA+ Affairs and appointing the brilliant Taylor Brown as Director. Queer New Yorkers deserve to be not just protected, but celebrated in this city. Together, we will fight for their right to live a life of dignity, safety, and unabashed pride.

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

Seth Miller is on the Public Advocate’s Worst Landlords list. He’s also the first landlord in NYC history who's been court-ordered to pay $1,000 for every day his property violations at 919 Prospect Ave in the Bronx were unresolved. If the worst violations are not resolved by March 18th, all violations not resolved within 30 days, or he refuses to pay, our Tenant Protection Unit will seek further enforcement in court. Let this penalty be a warning to all bad landlords: We will use every tool at our disposal to protect tenants - in every borough.

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Hey @NintendoAmerica is this an official collaboration? This has ruined my perception of the Nintendo brand and will never be purchasing Nintendo products.