Stephanie
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@FraserBerryFarm @mdvirgilio Handling the kids vs being able to handle another pregnancy is also something like one of them consider
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It bums me out how many families have only two kids. It’s a pandemic! Do they really only believe they can only handle two? What’s up with that? I know the answer; it's a rhetorical question.
I think it’s bordering on sin for a couple to limit themselves to having two children, for whatever reason. At best it’s a cliché. We’ve attended a goodly number of churches over the decades, and since I’ve become a full-on natalist it distresses me how many families have two children.
I’m not saying all Christian families have to go old school and have ten kids like our ancestors, but as I told a young friend of mine recently and my daughter as well, you will never, ever regret having more children. You get to bring more image bearers of God into the world, and into eternity, to love and nurture and raise.
So, young Christian couples, be fruitful and multiply! It’s not a suggestion.
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@ouranometrian2 😅 will be funny to see if that carries over to his personality later! And/or he’s an easy baby for you!!
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@stephs_here It was the wildest one so far! But we are finally resting and recovering
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Haha...thought i had somehow escaped the after pains....no it just took a few hours
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@ThymeToBeBorn It really is funny to hear them try to talk about marriage and parenthood
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Mr. Harris asks Mrs. Basham if a part of her felt some joy at the prospect of dying and being with the Lord, as Paul says. Mrs. Basham says honestly, no. I want to be here for my kids and grandkids.
Once again, celibate man religion just doesn't work for moms!
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It is actually funny that we basically just had to find the right genus of squamate to milk. Like we were directionally correct about snake oil being a miracle drug.
Ryan Moulton@moultano
We really need a better name for the category of drug than “GLP-1 agonist.” I propose either “lizard oil” or “tincture of monster.”
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@sorrythatimraw @mercurygurl You don’t just leave yours plugged in and out in the middle of the floor and trip over it all the time??
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@mercurygurl somehow it is still better than having to plug in the real vacuum and then wrap it all up
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I will defend Eric Carle art to my dying day. It's charming and kids love it. You guys have no idea the slop art being generated in the picture book industry right now if that's your go to to complain about
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@lurkerwaves There is a lady who did a bunch of agar samples from a few public bathrooms and the air coming out of those things results in the nastiest looking dishes it’s horrible. Already hated them but now it’s justified 🤢🤢
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When my daughter was little I was in a restroom helping her wash her hands when a gal stopped us from using the hand dryer. She said “I’m a transplant recipient and my surgeon told me those are the dirtiest thing in the bathroom”.
Looked it up and she’s right.
Washingtons ghost@washghost1
I’ll use my shirt before I use these dryers
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@AudreyHurtburn Can’t believe how many old ladies they let on this app😡
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@stephs_here LMAO thank you no I am post wall (30)
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Going to a party next week where I’ll be seeing a bunch of my old highschool friends that I haven’t seen in 10 years, chat how do I lose fifteen pounds, even out my skin texture and look like I’m in a high tax bracket in one week
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@stephs_here @HB1934C It was, I think 🥹 I could tell she was sitting down in the stall while he stood a few feet away so he was giving her advice on how it looks
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Husband and wife in the handicap dressing room at kohls and husband says “no that dress looks horrible on you”
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@AudreyHurtburn @emeral4jade_d @CuriousBunnie12 😅 it’s ok for her to come for everyone but oh no don’t you have an opinion 😂
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@stephs_here @emeral4jade_d @CuriousBunnie12 Lmao she blocked me and posted my profile in response too… I don’t understand it. Weird low IQ behavior.
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I’m sorry but your pretty 100lb aryan blonde tradwife still poops and farts and gets period cramps and has bad breath and probably will throw up around you when she gets pregnant and that’s how marriage works.
bunnie@CuriousBunnie12
this isn’t just gay but also just a fundamental misunderstanding of how intimacy in a long term relationship works. you’re going to see your wife do a lot of gross shit no matter how much she weighs. sorry! that’s the trade off with love.
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@theemmacasey Oooh one like the one on the right would look so good on you
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the second dress has me googling for women's sailor dress patterns. I love sailor dresses for children but I've never seen one for an adult. I think it'd be fun, but I do wonder if the mini length is necessary to keep it from looking childish. Hmm.
Simon Sarris@simonsarris
these are more attractive imo the ballroom dresses feel too... specific, fragile, unready for "life". Just for doing some event.
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@CuriousBunnie12 How the fuck do you Americans spiral like this because an Italian gay man made a joke about "no longer being attracted to" a woman?
Straight mothers have more rights in America than gay men do in Italy. You're not the oppressed one in this scenario. Get a grip!
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yes you are gay. happy pride!!!!!
Giorgio ✠@settebellissimo
The fact that I hadn't considered the possibility that a 48kg woman could easily go up to 82kg during pregnancy is making me realise I am probably never going to be ready for marriage. How do you even stay physically attracted to your wife. Am I gay
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@mrsdobbins_ Even in Alaska it’s too hot to wear a sweater in July idk what’s happening
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Why in the world is all of the cute 4th clothes this year SWEATERS? How could I possibly wear a sweater in July? Even sweaters for kids!
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@w0rm_face It’s sick. My dad’s best friend from college killed a mom and child and was in prison for like two years. He never acted like it bothered him and still drank a lot. Like really really these people can’t be helped and are just going to cause more harm
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@stephs_here It’s like these judges have never lived in society before
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Drunk drivers suck 😡😡😡
Jenn Neville-Lake@isda1979
Once upon a time, my little family was made up of 5...alive. I was 36 when this pic was taken, a week before my 10th wedding anniversary. All of my kids died before my 10th anniversary. Today I am 47& I am the only one left alive in this photo.
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@stephs_here @HB1934C I didn’t see the dress in question (obv) but he wasn’t being mean. He mentioned the seams being weird lol they sounded like a couple maybe in their 50s-60s
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