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@DT9er @iamjamilyn @ryan_buell @LeVeonBell They're doing it in other countries as we speak, moron

@iamjamilyn @ryan_buell @LeVeonBell I am sorry, but this is ridiculous and laughable. So now we can't even talk to our neighbors? Go live under a rock if you are so paranoid you think you'll be arrested for talking to your neighbor.

if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

@WhatScandals @JOKAQARMY1 Amish?

@JOKAQARMY1 Some groups or individuals may claim that ADHD only occurs in vaccinated children, but these claims typically rely on invalid, unpublished, or methodologically flawed “studies.”

The doctor suing the CDC

@mattwritesbooks Dawg, try swimming in a pond. That's O.G. shit.

Swam in a lake today. It was nice. Very refreshing.

@CancerousCrabby @goof_iest Chip paralysis

@goof_iest Cause that's what you'd see in the corner when you open a bag of chips

@the_lgbtrash @BRoope6366 @BasedNeonX @goof_iest So fresh food is completely healthy?

@BRoope6366 @BasedNeonX @goof_iest My point is, if you want to be healthy, then cook your own fresh food. Slop from a factory will always be slop from a factory, whether it has HFCS or dyes or whatever the current health craze says is bad for you. Cook your own food.

@hopefi3 @SpecterAndBride @RealCandaceO To be honest, is there ever a lack of counselors?

I spoke to a priest for an hour and I would like to apologize for the fact that I hate everybody right now. I know it’s wrong.

@mattwritesbooks Why you don't ever come down south. Lots of bros, no visits. Signed SC.

This upcoming Friday August 1st capcitycomedy.com/events/118990

@chloencook9 @baldwhitegolfer @theOGalv @LeadingReport Prove it.

@baldwhitegolfer @theOGalv @LeadingReport They have prevented people from being stupid enough to try.

BREAKING: President Trump’s TSA is removing the rule that requires passengers to take off their shoes during airport security screening.

@BigMoneyVVigger @theOGalv @LeadingReport TSA has never once stopped an actual threat and fail most anytime they are tested.

@JPVanTrees @fedup5766 @dom_boston @BryceMLipscomb @KelloggsUS That is a stupid person's take

I have a friend that is a supervisor at the local @KelloggsUS plant, they pay $24 per hour with benefits day 1, & they cannot find workers. What happened to the American work ethic. I feel like so many people would rather not work these days. Maybe it’s just me.

@Breaking911 Tack on 5 years for the whipped cream

FAFO: Cooper Jo Fredrick, 24, has been indicted by a FEDERAL grand jury in Tesla firebomb attack in Colorado. He faces 20 years in prison.

@Fifi_h786 @BGatesIsaPyscho 50 dudes just rape the little boys and stone the women.

@BGatesIsaPyscho They call this freedom? I'd rather be in a burka then allow 50 men

The collapse of Western Society means doing the ‘50 Guy Back Door Challenge’ for OF, then requiring reconstructive surgery on your ‘back door’ & then posting about it on social media.

@KndlCappuccino @BarackObama Never tell the hospital you have insurance, it only makes it cost more. Self pay and then if it's more than out of pocket then give your insurance.

My husband and I pay $800 a month for the two of us per month. We each have a $9500/year deductable, and this year, medications that we need are no longer covered. I have been told that I am not allowed to pay out of pocket for a surgery that I need that was denied by my Obamacare insurance provider. It SUCKS.

I know it can feel like a different era sometimes. But fifteen years ago, I signed the Affordable Care Act into law. Now nearly 50 million people have received health care through the ACA. With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the Affordable Care Act is a reminder that change is possible when we keep fighting for progress.

@FedUpMajority @clownworld Hell the government forces you to allow them

@clownworld The restaurant is partly to blame for allowing dogs in the first place.

@LuluMil20509664 @michaelmina_lab Get back to your COVID internment camp

@michaelmina_lab This attitude within America makes it dangerous for the rest of the world to have Americans travelling to our countries. Australia, can we make people from the US show proof of vaccination before they travel here, please? For all the commonly immunised-against diseases, please.

RFK Jr has been stating that the "anti-measles protection" of natural infection is better than vaccination First - if he thinks measles is not bad for you, then why care how good or long lasting the immunity against it is?? Second - Measles is NOT good for you. Do not get it to gain immunity against it. Get a vaccine - it is SAFE Hell, it is actually a live weakened virus vaccine - it is for all purposes a very mini infection. So, if you want an infection to give you immunity, then the vaccine does that too... The arguments against a measles vaccine that are coming from HHS Secretary are beyond idiotic. They are self contradictory. If he wants to support public health he'd start by working to build bridges and trust. Not sow distrust of some of the safest medical interventions on the plant.

@libsoftiktok She got a pube stick between her teeth or something?

Liberal women are going to start wearing masks again to protest Trump and Elon. So brave!

@ZiShoR @nabiki @esjesjesj @nightwatchman76 Government created lime disease

@nabiki @esjesjesj @nightwatchman76 Great example is the vaccine for lime disease. There used to be one but it was discontinued because it wasn't profitable.

Can a single Trump supporter tell me why cutting Alzheimer's research is good

@Stewart_2028 He must have forgot about abortion

Unlike Stephen A. Smith, Jon Stewart NEVER gives in to the Conservative culture war propaganda. THIS is what a strong, good, true leader looks like.

@DiscreetDesUK @Dunger71 @Rickylem2 @ariellesophia How so, exactly?

@Dunger71 @Rickylem2 @ariellesophia Fewer deaths in childbirth, minimising postnatal depression etc.

Hey! @elonmusk your doge minions just fired me and my colleagues at CMMI. We were working on improving maternal health outcomes AT LOWER COSTS so that less pregnant women would die in this county. I thought that would fit nicely into your agenda?

@wishfind @nickgillespie @yokoono Wasn't avant garde a CIA psyop?

@nickgillespie @yokoono Complete fucking lunatic with zero talent. Avant-garde was garbage, and she was one of the biggest trash heaps in the movement.

As much as any single person in the postwar era, @yokoono cracked helped to crack open a stultifying and uptight society and made it OK (if not enviable) to be boldly individualistic, weird, and artistic. Her influence is vast, underrated, and wholly positive. #fluxus4ever