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this is the gayest shit i ever saw, serioulsy whatthefcuk

@CatfishFishy CALM , CCIP ,DECO, VRF, ACE, CTA, SVt's, CRE , CCRRO. LMAOP, CCFG , CLLG, ASJD, CCGD, CCT's, YDYY, CCKA, chainlink is the best at coming up with acronym jargon for years now. Lets name the future new ones together. CCGA, SLNN, HASG, NCJHD, CCYT CCAD , DVM's

swift.com/news-events/ne… Wtf are you chirping about? What current initiatives are underway to improve the efficiency of corporate actions? At Swift, we're actively addressing the inefficiencies. We have a corporate actions programme that we have launched last year. This initiative focuses on critical areas such as integrating corporate actions with post-trade settlement to enhance risk management, supporting regulatory requirements like the ECB’s transition to ISO 20022, and exploring how emerging technologies can resolve long-standing challenges. One project we can mention here is Project CALM, which stands for Corporate Actions Life Cycle Management. We've been working in collaboration with Chainlink and other stakeholders in the industry, leveraging AI and blockchain in order to streamline corporate action processes, addressing issues like manual data handling and inefficiencies that's associated with it. In the first phase of phase of this POC, we have demonstrated how large language models and a decentralised network can revolutionise the corporate actions. We used AI to extract and standardise unstructured data directly from the issuer announcement and we made this data accessible on chain. So, it reduced the manual intervention. It ensures there's real time data availability and it also represents an advancement for the industry because it's more inclusive with digital and traditional assets. Another key focus area of CALM is solving the data fragmentation. By creating an interoperable, a unified record that can flow seamlessly in between traditional and blockchain networks, we're improving both data accuracy and timelines. As we move into the next phase of the project, the plan is to expand to other stakeholders and we also would like to address more complex corporate actions events. Our goal is to tackle inefficiencies across the entire value chain. We want to drive systemic transformation and we want to set a new standard for how corporate actions are managed.

If you had to pick an AI crypto coin that will win the race what will you go for? $RENDER $TAO $FET

@Heal_within96 those kids are about to have an awesome feast. what's the big deaL? standing in the rain ain't sad.its normal for them..also so cute how its littlest to biggest. very civilized people in tune with nature. shame they eat out of plastic now.

As Africans, at some point, we need to move past the "sadness" and reach "anger" and the desire for permanent "change". These children have reckless parents who intentionally had them knowing that their corrupt governments would not give them the resources to care for them.

@CatfishFishy @cyrilXBT blah blah blah , more fantasy pipedreams. how many more brilliant minds have been leaving chain link labs lately after realizing its impossible? haha. all the smart ones are abandoning ship. so good to see.

Chainlink. The future of AI + blockchains is a network of Chainlink oracles creating a medianized consensus from a roster of quality LLMs around any question, query, topic, whatever, and then distributing it to any chain or legacy financial network (like SWIFT using ISO20022) for consumption. Example workflow for corporate action events for Project CALM

@Heal_within96 no, white men have failed black people. white men and black people are a power combo. but no...white people have failed black men. we punish black people for their inferior qualities. instead of uplifting each other. black people are so loyal and amazing when treated right.

I'm more angered by the docile South African man than the White man. African people being mentally weak is what got some of us enslaved. We need to tell the harsh truth, people. Weak, disorganised people are easy to control, oppress and subjugate.

@MrAndyNgo asians need to be extra cautious around black people. black people instinctively see asians as a weak inferior race and that makes asians an easy target when the smaller prefrontal cortex of the black man makes it incredible hard not to act out his violent thoughts, poor guy.

A Seattle man who shot and killed an eight-month pregnant Korean-American woman and nearly killed her husband when they were driving to work has been found not guilty by reason of insanity. Cordell Goosby m—rdered Elina Kwon and her unborn baby in June 2023 when they were stopped at a red light. Prosecutors did not charge him for killing the baby due to concerns about protecting abortion in the liberal state. After hearing testimony from defense medical experts that Goosby was "insane" at the time of the shootings, the prosecution agreed to have the case ended through the not guilty motion. Goosby will be committed to an institution and regularly evaluated to see if he is fit to be released to the public. ngocomment.com

@doamuslims religion is fake. borders dont exist. but pain, suffering, and torture sure makes them real doesn't it?

Israeli Forces Tortured Child in Front of His Father in Gaza Israeli forces subjected a one-year-old child to abuse and torture to pressure his father into giving confessions in Al-Maghazi refugee camp in central Gaza, according to local and family sources. Osama Abu Nassar, while taking his child to buy supplies a few days ago, he was caught in gunfire near his home and forced by Israeli soldiers to leave his 18-month-old son on the ground and approach the Israeli checkpoint, where he was stripped of his clothes. According to witnesses, the army then took the child and interrogated the father at the checkpoint. The forces tortured the child in front of his father, including burning his leg with cigarettes, pricking, and inserting a metal nail into his leg, as confirmed by a medical report. The child, Karim, was released after 10 hours and handed over to his family through the International Red Cross, while the father remains in detention. 📷 Osama Al-Kahlout

@Fights_Only_ a white women is always more likely to be violent with a perceived inferior race after she feels he did her wrong.. if the man was white she would not have slapped him like that. luckily for her the black man was thin and malnourished. she learned no lesson that day.

A black man broke up with a white British girl after they had a relationship, without any reasons. And when she went to him to ask, a dispute broke out and voices were raised. Then the woman described the man as a n-word and slapped him. And the matter escalated into a big fight between them... In your opinion, who won over the other?

@ZeusRWA the token ain't worth a fuck until super linear staking comes out. and link won't be able to settle trillions without super linear staking, super linear staking is impossible and it's only a fantasy. so basically link will only serve a niche market. wont and cant scale. fairytale

The second most asked token I get is $LINK. And it’s a tricky one. As a product, Chainlink is indispensable. RWAs don’t scale without reliable data, proof of reserves, and secure offchain → onchain infrastructure. A lot of this market will depend on them. However… I’m still not fully convinced on the token. Yes there are fees. Yes there’s staking.bBut it’s still not clear how much value actually flows back into $LINK itself. From my standpoint: The product = essential The token = still proving itself Bull case for $LINK would be : > Becomes the standard for RWA data + verification > Trillions in assets rely on Chainlink feeds + infra > Staking scales → large % of supply locked > CCIP becomes the default cross-chain settlement layer > LINK becomes economic security for the entire system If all of that plays out… Then LINK isn’t just a token, it “would” become the backbone collateral of onchain finance. Right now, I see one of the best products in crypto attached to a token still trying to find its final form. I feel it’s pretty hard to argue with that.

@ukachukwuchinwe @DailyLoud Wow, i think you may be right. That is some excellent insight you have Chinwe. You are a very high IQ person, please keep enlightening us with your wisdom. We are all better for having your unique perspective to guide our thinking.

@DailyLoud Journalism at war front is a high risk job

British journalist nearly gets hit by missile in Lebanon

@JSTJR bro you have shit ab genetics, quit showing em off... it makes you look bad. try leg raises for about 25 minutes everyday. yea, every day.

@paulsaladinomd says the guy chasing views, likes, clicks ...filming yourself in front of a camera = dopamine selling your cheap products = dopamine. this comment is his porn addiction...

scrolling = dopamine junk food = dopamine porn = dopamine gaming = dopamine gambling = dopamine online shopping = dopamine binge-watching = dopamine Life is better when you're not a slave to these engineered dopamine hits.

@SteveLovesAmmo fucking cunt had the finger on the trigger the whole time pointing it at the camera man. waving it around. and then the dudes head. easily could have put one in him on accident with all her rage. i hope she received permanent brain damage.

Phenomenal unloading and clearing of the gun by the dad. That was smooth af

@Caligurlkim @SteveLovesAmmo she is used to doing it to all her black boyfriends when they act up and she need to put em in they place. this is the first time she tried it on a white man.

@SteveLovesAmmo That girl obviously is too stupid to have a gun. Who waves a loaded gun around like that? This isn’t the movies! Good job to the man disarming her. That was dangerous!

@tradcathmexican @cloneristic you wANT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE? GET A DOG. JESUS YOU incels are seriously always the most romantic and its pathetic...

@cloneristic This but I also just want a foid to love me unconditionally.

Perfect distillation of the virgin scowling gf, Chad random slut phenomenon. That's always how it is. One is yolo dtf, the other a hand wringing killjoy, barely putting up with it, on the razor's edge of nuking the whole thing to curse you with brutally haunting blue balls regret. And this is a fake stream gf too. Imagine if she was a real one, or God forbid, if Clav tried to play it straight and demoted himself to the wretched husband zone. Goodbye glory days. For something so simple as enjoying one of life's rare, fleeting charms in a dark world of toil and shit, he'd probably be physically assaulted, subjected to months of endless bitching, have his bank account drained, be dragged through the mud in court, have his kids stolen and probably molested, then be savagely cucked while paying for the privilege. But as long as you stay light and trifling, as long as you never pull up your bootstraps and "commit" (yourself to hell), they just let you do it. Doesn't that sound backwards to you? If this bitch is really bringing you up, shouldn't she share in your pleasures, selflessly spreading good vibes and cheer? If so, then why is she the one with stinkface? Why is she the one with a nagging list of onerous demands for scant and stingy reward, while some dumb bitch you've never even met, is offering you top notch, peak life experiences, out of nothing but joi de vivre and the kindness in her foidly heart. The same kindness her own future bf or husband will never see in their lives. I hope they're not watching this clip right now. Don't get any funny ideas, buster! I want to break this down for the women in the audience who clearly don't get it. Porn brain is the reality of male psychology. What porn whores are doing is the most valuable thing you could ever possibly do for a man. It's the best enjoyment they could ever get out of you, period. All the other stuff is ok sometimes, I guess. Your hopes and dreams and and sick H.R. career and favorite reality dating shows on Netflix. That's all amazing. But all that shit can 1) be discussed with anyone independent of gender and 2) is the gratification equivalent, at best, smelling a meal that you haven't eaten. Smelling a meal and not eating it means you are the equivalent of a dog begging at the human table before being shoed away hungry, even though you've spent the most time doing tricks. Then watching some other stray dog waltz right in off the street and be ushered to the head of the table to gorge on not only his own meal, but everyone else's too, with not only no chastisement from the food police you have been censured and shunned by, but with their open assent and even encouragement. Dogs are intelligent enough that they would never tolerate this. They would start spazzing out and melting down in outrage. If sluts are going to exist at all, and if all women have become them in the right circumstance, this is the unbearsbly retarded cuck gauntlet you have set up for bf and husband dick. It's too much. Anyone putting up with it is getting scammed, same as if they ended up paying the emergency medical bills of a lovelorn Nigerian prince. Let me put it another way. Men care about sex way more than money. The point of having infinity money is to afford a ticket on the lolita express to Epstein island. Otherwise it has no point, and any brokey manwhore is living a better life than you, and in fact owning you hardcore, because if you can't even get equitable pussy rich af you must truly be a disgusting and unloveable specimen, who is furthermore pointlessly spinning their wheels in a nihilistic grindset mindset torture chamber for no benefit. So then, what are women doing by not being wanton, uninhibited and boundaryless porn whores for the men they allegedly are decreeing are their favorite, who shoulder 99.99999% more burden of dealing with them, of tolerating their myriad tediums and annoyances on a daily basis? The female equivalent of that would be having a boyfriend or husband with $100 million dollars in the bank that he won't let you touch and refuses to spend on you. Or even a room in the house with a swimming pool full of gold dubloons in it Scrooge McDuck style, you are not allowed into. It just sits there mocking you. You could very easily, at any moment, turn their life from drab toiling deprivation, to rocket shipping them into the stratosphere of what the most wealthy, elite, and powerful men enjoy on a mind boggling world historical scale, but instead you're just like: "Nah. I'm good. Go fuck yourself. I'm not commmfffortable. It huewrts my fweeellllingss. Been there, done that. I'm over THAT drama. That's what I have you for. To clean up the mess. Here's your mop bucket, bitch n_1_33_@. Now get to work! This is a life sentence, btw. If you even THINK about dancing out of step, I will DESTROY you. If you so much as touch your own dick, the one I refuse to except at my own increasingly rare leisure and whimsy, I will tell the whole world about your porn addiction. And how I'm the real victim. You've been a very bad boy. So hop back in that hamster wheel, f_@_33_(),t. Mommy's tired and has a headache. If you stop running I got Chad on speed dial and he'll be here to get everything you've been idly dreaming about for years, FOR FREE, before you even stop tripping and tumbling." This is what modern commitment amounts to, lol. It's so fucking stupid. "Omg, why won't these men commit to me? I want someone to bitch at that gives me all their money without having to fuck them or even be nice to them. Why are all the hot ones playing baby games as man children with 5 sluts on roster instead of watching Love Island with me while I also scroll tiktok and idly blab about all my water cooler H.R. intrigues?" Yeah I dunno. That's crazy. I wonder why? In this dating economy, sluts are the only ones that don't actively wish you harm. They're like Mother Theresa offering selfless charity and the aspirant wives are like Hitler trying to put you in a solitary confinement concentration camp. This is an impossible dilemma for men that is asking them to self immolate as a barrier to being normal. It's too much to ask. This is why the birth rate has collapsed. So we're either going to have to totally ban the existence of sluts, or all the gf's and wives are going to have to point their most extreme ho era antics at the people they make marry them instead of random dudes or the whole thing is an untenable mindfuck there's no recovering from. Women's solution of soft social shaming against whores and fuckbois, legislating age verification on pornhub dot com, and henpecking their cursed captive spouses even worse than they already do, is only compounding the insult their behavior already expresses far beyond sufficiency. Men are not blind. They see this going down and have been talking about it openly online for years. You see them doing it now too. Cat's fully out of the bag. That's just hoeflation. If the prudes and frigids wanted to counteract this they would have to conspire with the punished would-be patriarchs of the incel classes to revolutionize the political order. I won't hold my breath for that foresight to emerge. So rather than solving anything, I guess we'll just sit idly by until technological advancement gives us new problems that outshine these ones. Until then, enjoy your grooming op ragebait. Put on your male makeup, inject your steroids, and smoke your meth. These mean gals mean you harm. It's all about boy on boy love. That's your salvation bro. Booty short bandit gang. Don't forget to post progress. So sexy. We're all gonna make it. We're gonna be prettier than the girls. Then we'll be in charge like they are now.

@bob4punk i mean good for chainlink... yea sure the stuff they got patents for is also cool, but for us the only thing that matters is super linear staking, thats no where on the horizon, its still fantasy at this point.. it doesn't look good.... this is the part yall dont understand.

$Link Token not needed... lol..you motherfuckers just wait..... If its not super obvious to you yet... the model isn’t complicated, don't over think it. SWIFT maintains the global system of record for its member institutions. Chainlink provides the off-chain compute, orchestration layer, and interoperability that routes capital and executes the workflows across chains. As the network moves beyond the bootstrapping phase where services are effectively subsidized(we are here) The scale of that system will make the value of the LINK token increasingly apparent to those that thought otherwise. Taking longer than we wanted...but it is unfolding right on front of us. This is why I don't post as much.... There isn't much to say that hasn't been said.... only waiting. Remember Tom referencing the $26B(tiny) tokenized RWA market... Thats set to explode into 100's of trillions... and its all going to need: data feeds proof of reserves cross-chain messaging compliance automation identity layers...etc. And Chainlink already provides those primitives.... And this is why you see them integrated with: DTCC Euroclear UBS Canton Network...etc. And you are bearish.... WAGMI.

@ZeeContrarian1 @polarstar18_ this isn't really liberation bro, i mean ,they are calling it operation" epic fury" for fucks sake....this is revenge bro. you do not comprehend how much pete hates them. what else do we have a military for? this isn't war... its peace, through strength. now move on.

@polarstar18_ You think a few destroyed buildings in Israel and a few casualties mean anything in the grander scheme of things? It means nothing.

Iran prepared for this attack for months. They knew it was coming. Do you really think that if they had any aces up their sleeve they wouldn’t have used them by now? Do you think they said: “Let’s wait until our top military brass, our navy and our supreme leader are eliminated… then we’ll surprise them”? There are no hidden cards. This is it. What you’re seeing now is fanatic zeal facing the greatest concentration of air bombing the world has ever seen. And for the first time in history, war is being fought with battlefield AI that reduces human casualties in ways previous wars couldn’t. This is the endgame. Ignore the headlines. Look at the facts.

@Mavusojames @nojumper when you have a diverse group of people all forced to live together meanwhile having access to cheap high caliber weapons, yes its normal. you are witnessing the worlds truest form of liberty. God Bless America.

@nojumper Is this Normal in America?

New video captures the moment the gunman, identified as Ndiaga Diagne, opened fire at an Austin, Texas bar early Sunday morning, killing two people and injuring 14 others.

@Stonkenstein @AutismCapital thats what they see in the movies. they dont really understand what needs to be done, like only doing it if the person is not breathing and unconscious. and the last cop pumped out all the dudes blood and basically just killed him faster. rip.

@AutismCapital I’m sorry, but why is everyone performing CPR like that?…

🚨 NEW: A shooting in Austin, Texas outside of Buford’s Backyard Beer Garden on West 6th Steeet leaves 3 dead and 14 injured. Officers shot and killed the suspect. The FBI suggests it could be terrorism. They are not releasing the identity of the shooter. x.com/Rightanglenews…

@AutismCapital jesus christ that girl needs to pump 5 times harder, that was the most pathetic cpr i ever seen, you need to crack his fucking sternum lady. need to pump blood to his brain, poor guy lol..other cop should have been pumping way faster and harder a with a chest seal. stop the bleed

@JakeNomada its just all too far away from everything, try traveling back and forth from there more than 2 times a year... all the flight hours add up. think about how often you're going to be coming back and leaving, if its more than 2 times a year you're gonna regret it.

I'm curious what happens with the "Southern Cone" over the next 10+ years... - Argentina 🇦🇷 - Chile 🇨🇱 - Uruguay 🇺🇾 - Paraguay 🇵🇾 - Southern Brazil 🇧🇷 The region offers a lot for expats: - Great tax laws (Paraguay, Uruguay) - Great beaches (Southern Brazil, Uruguay) - Inviting cultures (All) - Amazing mountains (Argentina, Chile) - Very safe (All minus Brazil) - World-class cities (i.e. Buenos Aires) As people venture further and further from their homelands in search of higher quality of living, I expect this specific region to grow significantly