sissy hankshaw

casting director: found our mr. darcy 1995 BBC pride and prejudice miniseries: alright great! casting director: yeah real fuckin sexy just like you asked BBC: what

Sewing machine just started making a very expensive sound, but I just got the transmission in my car repaired so that's none of my business

the right side of my pelvis at the random shooting pain awards

Can’t relate, they look cool on me

as a person who already assumes she deserves Cosmic Punishment, i would be no fun whatsoever for jigsaw. Yeah man, I’m fundamentally evil. No arguments. Strap me into the Chest Exploder 3000

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

hey guys some of the best people i’ve ever met are facing a really tough time. 4 great guys and two pets have been totally displaced because of some deranged people. i’m gonna share something super cool to get them what they need if anyone even sees this gofund.me/e750a9d95

i'm assembling a team

My child is currently eating a sandwich that's just mayo on a hamburger bun

nyc gets zohran mamdani and a vampire Lestat concert omg fuck yall 😭😭😭

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

Country song about living in a beautiful small town where everybody works at the data center

i just feel like there’s no way the whole world is a vampire

Was just described as an “odd girl” that was then followed up with “not in a bad way”

@lildrpepper2 extremely jealous

I GOT A TICKET

Sometimes I’m mad as fuck at 6:39am

@armlegblues is this anything

Did what I call a zero walk today (zero plan, zero preparation, zero music, zero sunscreen) and shockingly this ended poorly (sunburn, blisters)

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

When I say I'm jealous of male friendships I mean things like middle schoolers riding bikes together and Dan by Noah Kahan