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@LisaDNews @lrozen KEEP IT SHUTDOWN!

DHS TALKS where we are/what happened. Per sources familiar across Washington: - Senate Rs raised the idea of funding all of DHS but ICE - WH staff then briefed the president - Then last night he and Thune spoke and Pres. Trump flatly rejected the idea. - And he turned to social media to be emphatic about it. This has led to a dynamic change that Rs especially on the Hill are trying to grapple with. That along with the idea of sending ICE to airports has made Dem sources feel emboldened and more determined to wait out this shutdown for more concrete, codified changes to ICE/CBP policy. But Rs close to the president say, as one source familiar did, that they see Dems as wanting to zero out ICE future funding, holding it hostage to demands to change the law over security and protection - which the president oversees. (ICE). Though that same source, like Dems, admitted, this story is and can change by the hour.

me trying to explain my feelings to a girl after 17 drinks

@davenewworld_2 New Braunfels TX of course.

A school district in Texas has banned books written by the Obamas, Ilhan Omar, Malala Yousafzai, Matthew Perry, Britney Spears, and more. The most fragile and insecure shit ever.

@atrupar As one does when the diaper is full

Trump ignores questions from reporters and walks away

@ManhattanT00 @JebraFaushay That’s easily 300 bucks and fantastic.

@JebraFaushay Woah. 🥴 and I'm nervous about selling a stocking that took 40 hours to make at a reasonable price. It doesn't make sense 😕

For only $255, you can receive The Garden Tea Bloom Box from Meghan Markle's brand, As Ever. You get some flowers, plus Herbal Peppermint Tea and Sage Honey with Honeycomb. Shipping is an additional $35. That's almost $300! However, I am offering something cheaper.

@LucasSa56947288 The look when you got your ass beat.

WATCH: Here’s Donald Trump getting off Air Force One to go golfing in Florida while the war in IRAN continues! What do you notice here?

@Chalupa32967649 @FurkanGozukara Too late fool you got him into office.

@FurkanGozukara After voting for him 3x and going door to door for the campaign, I now absolutely cringe when I hear him talk.

While a massive war is happening, Trump is bragging about building "the greatest ballroom anywhere in the world" and how much he loves the sound of pile drivers and pouring concrete in DC. You literally cannot make this up 😭🤣😂

@BonerWizard Sarah is hot in Arkansas.

she looks like someone’s big toe made a wish to be a real girl

This man said he was teleported to a Waffle House and his car was "lifted up" with him while he was driving and dropped in a ditch near a church....he's now the head of FEMA's Office of Response and Recovery. themindshield.com/trump-fema-off…

@Mollyploofkins A person who has fallen, and fears it again, always looks down 🤞🤞🤞

Just a matter of time until he Tubervilles down those stairs

@CriticSusan @Mollyploofkins Leg braces and weakness on one side.

@Mollyploofkins It doesn't appear to be a problem with his knees, but his hips. Trump throws his legs out with wider than usual stance for balance.

@NotHoodlum ☠️☠️☠️

Today is the first day of spring. It’s the Trump family’s least favorite day because it’s time to mow their mom.

@TheMattBeebe @susancrabtree @Heminator @RCPolitics Use scissors to cut the hate out of your sick mind.

@susancrabtree @Heminator @RCPolitics Umm… I don’t care if they use scissors, but they need to cut this lady off. x.com/susancrabtree/…

🚨🚨@RCPolitics EXCLUSIVE: Female Secret Service Agent Faulted for J13 Butler Failures That Nearly Killed Trump Suspended Again This time, the agent in question, Miyo Perez, is under internal Secret Service investigation for allegedly secretly marrying a foreign national and failing to report it for nine months. "DO NOT ADMIT" This is the third time Perez has been suspended in a little more than a year. She is on administrative leave and under "Do Not Admit" status while the investigation continues. Congressional investigations that examined the Butler failures faulted Perez for not placing any Secret Service or local police asset on top of the now-notorious sloped roof of the American Glass Building where would-be assassin Thomas Crooks fired off his shots, among other security problems at Butler. Yet Congress also questioned why the Secret Service allowed an inexperienced agent to be placed in such a crucial role at an outdoor rally with thousands of people in attendance. The decision to have Perez in a leading security role for the Butler rally is even more concerning considering that top-level Secret Service officials, including current Secret Service Director Sean Curran, who was serving as the Trump campaign detail leader at the time, had been briefed on an Iranian threat to Trump’s life. Despite the ongoing congressional investigations and internal Secret Service review of her role in the Butler failures, Perez quietly married a Brazilian foreign national last April without notifying the agency, according to a copy of her marriage certificate located on the Brevard County public records website and according to sources familiar with the timing of when she informed the agency of her marriage. THE INVESTIGATION IS LOOKING INTO THE TIMING OF PEREZ'S MARRIAGE TO A FOREIGN NATIONAL AND WHETHER THE WOMAN WAS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT AT THE TIME OF THE MARRIAGE Perez had informed the Secret Service of her contact with the Brazilian woman in 2024 before the assassination attempt on Trump’s life, but the agency may have either lost the notification or failed to act on it at the time, according to several sources in the Secret Service community. It’s unclear, however, whether Perez characterized the contact accurately in 2024 and ever since. Agents are questioning whether she followed mandatory protocol to keep the Secret Service updated on how the relationship was developing and when the two began to live together and subsequently married. The marriage took place in April 2025, according to the marriage certificate attained on a public records database. I'll link to the marriage certificate below. Yet sources in the Secret Service community say Perez didn’t inform the agency until January, nine months after the marriage took place. The internal Secret Service investigation is examining whether the woman Perez was dating and married last year had overstayed her visa and was facing a deportation order, multiple sources familiar with the matter told RCP. SECRET SERVICE HAS A CHECKERED HISTORY OF COVERING UP OR UNEVENLY DISCIPLINING AGENTS WHO HAVE HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH FOREIGN NATIONALS, INCLUDING AT LEAST ONE KNOWN RUSSIAN SPY In 2018, news broke that a suspected Russian spy had been working for the Secret Service in the U.S. embassy in Moscow for at least a decade. Dan Bongino @dbongino revealed on his podcast that he had tried to report the spy when he was serving in the embassy before he left the Secret Service in 2011 but was dismissed and told to keep his mouth shut. The same Russian woman was suspected of being involved in an affair with the top Secret Service agent working at the embassy, who had served as the Resident Agent in Charge, or RAC, after Bongino left but several years before her discovery as a spy, multiple sources in the Secret Service community told RCP. The Secret Service and the FBI launched an extensive investigation and suspended the former Secret Service RAC because he couldn’t pass his polygraph when questioned about his relationship with the spy, according to sources familiar with the matter. At the time, the agent in question was the head of the Inspections Division, which oversees disciplinary actions and investigations against all Secret Service employees. The agency allowed this agent to remain on administrative leave until he retired in 2019, a breach of normal disciplinary protocol to benefit an agent and keep the matter out of the press, the sources told RCP. READ The FULL @RCPOLITICS STORY BELOW, INCLUDING SECRET SERVICE DIRECTOR SEAN CURRAN'S DECISION TO PROMOTE TWO SUPERVISORS WHO WERE CHARGED WITH OVERSEEING PEREZ'S HANDLING OF THE BUTLER RALLY SECURITY. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

@dlippman So her staff is nine men and one woman?

SCOOPLET: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is bringing 10 staffers of hers from DHS over to the State Department, who will report to her in her new role as special envoy for The Shield of the Americas – Western Hemisphere, an admin. official told me. List👇 politico.com/newsletters/pl…

@LisaDNews your interview with Rick Scott was powerful. Your questions, and rebuttals were direct and factual. It was refreshing, thank you.

Six people connected to the same U.S. defense research network Are dead or missing in under a year; Monica Jacinto Reza - aerospace engineer - co-inventor of Mondaloy the alloy behind America’s replacement for Russian rocket engines - funded through AFRL programs - working with NASA JPL June 22, 2025: goes hiking in Angeles National Forest - waves at her companion - disappears - no body ever found four days later Melissa Casias - Los Alamos National Laboratory employee - Department of Energy advisory board member - drives into the lab that morning - later tells her daughter she “forgot her badge” - family says that makes no sense - returns home - both phones factory reset - leaves everything behind - walks toward the forest - never seen again October 25, 2025 Jacob Prichard - AFRL Sensors Directorate - kills his wife Jaymee - breaks into coworker’s apartment - kills 1st Lt. Jaime Gustitus - TS/SCI clearance - Air Force analyst - then kills himself on camera - 3 AFRL-connected people dead in one night February 2026 - Carl Grillmair - Caltech astronomer - worked on NEOWISE and NEO Surveyor - systems used to detect asteroids - same physics used to track satellites and hypersonic weapons December 2025 - armed man caught on his property - carrying unregistered rifle - lies about why he’s there - arrested February 5, 2026 - charges dismissed 11 days later - February 16 - same man returns - shoots Grillmair on his porch - dead at the scene then William Neil McCasland - former AFRL commander - controlled billions in aerospace research budgets - tied to the same programs funding Mondaloy February 27, 2026 - disappears

They voted for Trump, and now they are dealing with the consequences of their actions.

@narceducator trump was born in 1946. Pearl Harbor attack was in 1941.

Trump thinks he had any power during the attack on Pearl Harbor? Bizarre? Inappropriate? It’s narcissistic grandiosity and the collapse of time. “The extreme narcissist lives in the moment with little regard for linear time, cause and effect, or behavioral consequences.” 1/

Rand Paul is making sure that everyone who votes to nominate this completely unqualified person to head DHS knows exactly what they are getting: a person who thinks violence is a joke and will provide no oversight over an out-of-control department