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How on earth these three managed to get through this scene is award worthy! Obviously took some time though…@rickygervais #afterlife3

@kokeshimum Doesn’t matter….the minimum wage for people with no experience, no commitment or reliability is way too high… I won’t employ anyone under 30!!

EMPLOYERS DO NOT PAY NATIONAL INSURANCE ON UNDER 21’s. Stop lying ffs.

@SimonHarrisMBD It must be fucking exhausting being you!

It always makes me laugh when I see Lee Anderson using a bacon sandwich to declare his Britishness to the whole world. Leavened bread - Ancient Egypt 🇪🇬 Bacon - Ancient China 🇨🇳 Butter - Türkiye 🇹🇷 Ketchup - USA 🇺🇸 Brown sauce - British, but made in The Netherlands 🇳🇱

@tobyasky I’ve heard Wendy the tea lady is about to get a statue…… They give out statues quicker than Bonnie Blue gives out handjobs!

People criticise Man City because they don’t have as much fans as Man United and the likes, but one thing they know how to do is honor people. Yesterday, after the game at Etihad, they awarded Bernardo and John Stones a lifetime ticket to Man City games, amongst many other things. On the red side of Manchester, Paul Scholes was complaining recently on a podcast that he was struggling to get a match ticket for a Man United game, this is a player who won dozens of titles at the club. In this clip, they also honor a player who won the FA Cup for them 50 years ago. Run it down to Kompany, to Fernandinho, to the new generation, Man City as a club know how to honor people. Give them that. In fact, they missed honoring Ederson and Gundogan, guess what, they brought them back to the club yesterday, and the event today. Their fans also feel closer to the club and players than many bigger clubs. This event was £12 and sold out. Look at the organisation.

@433 Not even close to what Fergy achieved!

𝐏𝐄𝐏 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 🤯 Is he the greatest manager of all time? 🤔

@433 @ManCity Now they’re all jumping ship because they know he did it all by cheating!!!

This is just too cold. 😮‍💨 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Premier League 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 League Cup 🏆🏆🏆 FA Cup 🏆🏆🏆 Community Shield 🏆 Champions League 🏆 European Super Cup 🏆 Club World Cup 🎥 @ManCity

@PreetKGillMP @edgbastonCLP @harbornelabour @BartleyGreenRed @QuintonLabour @WMLabour @BrumLabour That £2 saving will make such a huge difference to families!! She’s a fucking genius that one!

The Chancellor has announced the Great British Summer Savings Scheme, cutting VAT from 20% to 5% on tickets for fairs, theme parks, zoos, museums and more. Also applies to children’s meals in restaurants and cafés. Read more here: gov.uk/government/new…

@BladeoftheS I spent a week in Dubai last year and it was 42…. I didn’t die!

Yes death is instant.

As the UK hits 35C it is hitting 55C in India, just a few Centigrade from causing instant death. This is the most heavily populated country on the planet with 1.47 billion people. More than all of North America and Europe combined. Imagine if they all have to leave.

@BladeoftheS This is fake you bellend!!!

@StokeyyG2 Embarrassing

Pep Guardiola is in tears and Villa provide a guard of honour as Bernardo Silva leaves the pitch for the last time as a Man City player… Absolutely brilliant stuff 👏❤️

Wonder if @WestHam fans are wishing they’d never hounded David Moyes out of the club! The grass isn’t always geeener…..I’ve never known a more entitled fan base!! League 1 bound that lot! #premierleague #WHULEE

@StephenMorganMP Pathetic!

When budgets tighten life’s little treats can fall by the wayside – a meal out, a family holiday or a day trip making memories with your kids. That’s why the Chancellor has announced Great British Summer Savings – cutting VAT to 5% on children’s menu meals, children’s tickets for cinemas, theatres and concerts from 25 June to 1 September👇🏻 portsmouth.co.uk/your-world/pol…

@EtihadPapers Bet each and every one of them are feral!

(🟢) Phil Foden confirms he’s expecting his 6th child as he’s about to clock 26 years old in a few days❤️

@WestHamPlace You seen Bruno’s chance creation this season?

How did Declan Rice not win this? Madness.

@MRIRBT What was his chance creation compared to everyone else??

8 open play assists. Out of every competition by mid-January The incredible power of northern journalists and an agenda-led Sky Sports.

@mfc_mrpage Evidently not!

Players better than Bruno Fernandes this season: Erling Haaland Declan Rice David Raya Gabriel Magalhães Igor Thiago Antoine Semenyo Stats have genuinely ruined the beauty of football discourse.

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice Take off the blinkers Peirs, Rice doesn’t actually do anything other than run a lot and pass it sideways!!!

Ridiculous… @_DeclanRice should have won this. Absolute travesty that someone whose team never once competed for the Title wins over a guy whose brilliance all season led us to the Title.

@meadwaj You honestly want to trust the government to run anything?? Based on the nhs it would be the worst most expensive inefficient supermarket on the planet!

Nationalise Morrisons, use it as the foundation for a new, publicly-owned grocery store selling high quality, affordable food. National-level version of the Mamdani plan in New York. Need to think big in a world with repeated, major shocks to essential supply systems.

@talkSPORT This bloke looks like a homeless bum who smells like cabbage, and yet he’s somehow saying Sir Alex should have done better…. Ok mate!!

❌ No Arsene Wenger! 4️⃣ Three managers ahead of Sir Alex! 👑 A #LCFC legend at number one! Adrian Durham's top 5 all-time Premier League managers is controversial to say the least 😅 Thoughts #AFC and #MUFC fans...? 💭

@Forest_Review Calvert Lewin is utter dog shit…..other than that I think you’re bang on.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Nobody will be interested, but for what it’s worth: Pickford ✅ Henderson ✅ Trafford ✅ James ✅ Livramento ✅ Guéhi ✅ Konsa ✅ Stones ✅ Quansah ❌ (Maguire ✅) O’Reilly ✅ Burn ❌ (Hall ✅) Spence ✅ Rice ✅ Anderson ✅ Bellingham ✅ Henderson ❌ (Wharton ✅) Rogers ✅ Mainoo ❌ (Scott ✅) Eze ❌ (Gibbs-White ✅) Kane ✅ Toney ❌ (Calvert-Lewis ✅) Watkins ✅ Saka ✅ Madueke ❌ (Bowen ✅) Rashford ✅ Gordon ✅ That’s my England squad and who’d I’d replace the ❌ players for.

@aseelswaid9 I can smell it from here!!

Crowds of Muslim pilgrims at Arafat, Mecca, Saudi Arabia.